Category: Humour
Take It from Dad
Your letter asking me if I think you are a failure at school, and wanting to know whether I can give you a job in the factory, came this morning.
Category: Humour
Your letter asking me if I think you are a failure at school, and wanting to know whether I can give you a job in the factory, came this morning.
He used to sleep in his clothes because it was easier than dressing in the morning, but his Ma walloped that out of him. Then he had the bright idea of putting a sign with the p...
3. Part 3Whatever you do, don't get sorry for yourself. There's nothing in the world more silly than a person who is sorry for himself, and the ones who are, are always the ones who have...
6. Part 6J. Peters, however, didn't get drunk, and he had a wit that was sharper than a new-honed razor, and, as he wasn't curious, paid his bills, and seemed to mind his business and no...
5. Part 5There I sat down to get my breath, hoping that girl wouldn't tell on me, and wishing I was back in Lynn, for I saw rough weather ahead unless I kept my eyes open and my mouth shut.
7. Part 7He who hesitates is sold. I hesitated, and the next thing I knew a smart young salesman was selling me a new suit, then I noticed the shoes I was wearing were patched. Well, sir...
1. Part 1Your letter asking me if I think you are a failure at school, and wanting to know whether I can give you a job in the factory, came this morning.
2. Part 2I'm glad you're on the team, and for the next year or two I don't mind being the father of a star end, provided you keep it firmly fixed in your head that it's just as important...
8. Part 8Now Hortense may be only six or eight years older than you. In wisdom she's nearly twenty, and you had better believe she's got no fool ideas about trying to live on three dolla...