She Would Be a Soldier; Or, The Plains of Chippewa
Chapter 6
_Enter JASPER, JERRY and PEASANTS._
JASPER. Nowhere to be found. I have asked everybody in the camp in vain--she is lost to me. Unhappy, cruel girl! to quit her old and fond father thus.
JERRY. Unhappy girl! to leave me in such an ungenteel manner too, run away from me on my wedding day! but I'll find her out.
JASPER. Impossible! we must return, dejected and disappointed.
JERRY. I'll peep into every tent, bribe the sogers--I've got a little money left. [_JASPER and PEASANTS retire. CORPORAL crosses the stage._] Hist, corporal!
CORPORAL. Well, what would you?
JERRY. Why no, sure--it isn't--yes, it is--why Corporal Flash, how do you do? Don't you know me?
CORPORAL. Can't say I do, sir.
JERRY. Why, not know Jerry Mayflower? Don't you remember me at the battle of Queenstown, when you were in the boat and I on land, and you were crossing to fight Johnny Bull, and I didn't cross at all?
CORPORAL. Oh, I remember you now--I remember calling you a cowardly rascal at the time.
JERRY. So you did--how have you been? I am very glad to see you--you're not killed, I take it?
CORPORAL. No, not exactly killed--but I was wounded--an honour which you didn't seem to care much about.
JERRY. No, not much; I'm not very ambitious that way.
CORPORAL. What brings you to the camp, just when we are about having another brush with the enemy--do you want to run away again? Zounds! you deserve a round hundred at the halberts.
JERRY. Yes, I deserve many things that I don't get--but pray, corporal, mout you have seen a young woman in this here camp lately?
CORPORAL. Oh, plenty, among the suttlers.
JERRY. No, a kind of a pretty girl, a little lady-like, parlyvoos, and carries her head up straight.
CORPORAL. No--I've seen no such person.
JERRY. Well, Corporal Flash, I've a little cash, and what say you to a jug of whiskey punch? Brave men, you know, like you and I, should drink with one another.
CORPORAL. With all my heart; you're good for nothing else but to drink with.
JERRY. Then come along, my boy; we'll drown care, raise our spirits, and swallow the enemy in a bumper.
[_Exeunt._