Category: Humour

Sam in the Suburbs

All day long, New York, stewing in the rays of a late August sun, had been growing warmer and warmer; until now, at three o’clock in the afternoon, its inhabitants, with the exception of a little group gathered together on the tenth floor of the Wilmot Building on Upper Broadw...

Chapters

1. CHAPTER ONE

All day long, New York, stewing in the rays of a late August sun, had been growing warmer and warmer; until now, at three o’clock in the afternoon, its inhabitants, with the exc...

2. CHAPTER TWO

The nameless individual who had torn from its setting the photograph which had so excited the admiration of Sam Shotter had, as has been already indicated, torn untidily. Had he...

3. CHAPTER THREE

Some five hours after Willoughby Braddock’s departure from San Rafael, a young man came up Villiers Street, and turning into the Strand, began to stroll slowly eastward. The Str...

4. CHAPTER FOUR

The mental condition of a man who at half past eleven at night suddenly finds himself penniless and without shelter in the heart of the great city must necessarily be for a whil...

5. CHAPTER FIVE

London was very quiet. A stillness had fallen upon it, broken only by the rattle of an occasional cab and the footsteps of some home-seeking wayfarer. The lamplight shone on gli...

6. CHAPTER SIX

Of certain supreme moments in life it is not easy to write. The workaday teller of tales, whose gifts, if any, lie rather in the direction of recording events than of analysing...

7. CHAPTER SEVEN

It is not given to every girl who makes prophecies to find those prophecies fulfilled within a few short hours of their utterance; and the emotions of Claire Lippett, as she con...

8. CHAPTER EIGHT

Standing on the steps and gazing out into the blackness, Sam now perceived that in the interval between his entrance into San Rafael and his exit therefrom, the night, in additi...

9. CHAPTER NINE

It was broad daylight when he woke. Splashes of sunlight were on the floor, and outside a cart clattered cheerfully. Rising stiffly, he was aware of a crick in the neck and of t...

10. CHAPTER TEN

Sam, when he came downstairs some twenty minutes later, was definitely in what Mr. Hash Todhunter would have described as the pink. The night had been bad, but joy had certainly...

11. CHAPTER ELEVEN

What Mr. Matters would have thought of Sam as he charged breezily into the office a few minutes later we shall never know, for Mr. Matters died in the year 1910. Mr. Cornelius t...

12. CHAPTER TWELVE

The clocks of London were striking twelve when Sam, entering the Strand, turned to the left and made his way toward Fleet Street to keep his tryst with Lord Tilbury at the offic...

13. CHAPTER THIRTEEN

Across the way from Tilbury House, next door to the massive annex containing the offices of _Tiny Tots_, _Sabbath Jottings_, _British Girlhood_, the _Boys’ Adventure Weekly_ and...

14. CHAPTER FOURTEEN

Mr. Wrenn looked up from his plate with a sudden start, a wild and febrile glare of horror in his eyes. Old theatregoers, had any such been present, would have been irresistibly...

15. CHAPTER FIFTEEN

“Yes,” said Sam. He was surprised to see Mrs. Molloy. He had not expected visitors at so early a period of his tenancy. This, he supposed, must be the suburban equivalent of the...

16. CHAPTER SIXTEEN

The dinner to which Sam had been bidden that night was at the house of his old friend, Mr. Willoughby Braddock, in John Street, Mayfair, and at ten minutes to eight Mr. Braddock...

17. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

The day that followed Mr. Braddock’s dinner party dawned on a world shrouded in wet white fog. By eight o’clock, however, this had thinned to a soft, pearly veil that hung cling...

18. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

The little lobby of the Savoy grill-room that opens on to Savoy Court is a restful place for meditation; and Kay, arriving there at twenty minutes past one, was glad that she wa...

19. CHAPTER NINETEEN

Although Lord Tilbury had not seen much of what had passed between Kay and Sam at the luncheon table, he had seen quite enough; and as he drove back to Tilbury House in his cab...

20. CHAPTER TWENTY

When Chimp Twist left Tilbury House, he turned westward along the Embankment, for he had an appointment to meet his colleagues of the syndicate at the Lyons tea shop in Green St...

21. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

Claire Lippett sat in the kitchen of San Rafael, reading Pyke’s _Home Companion_. It was Mr. Wrenn’s kindly custom to bring back a copy for her each week on the day of publicati...

22. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

There are few pleasanter things in life than to sit under one’s own rooftree and smoke the first pipe of the morning which so sets the seal on the charms of breakfast. Sam, as h...

23. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

The unwelcome discovery of the perfidy of Chimp Twist had been made by Mr. Molloy and his bride at about twenty minutes past four. At 4:30 a natty two-seater car drew up at the...

24. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

The meeting between Amy and Mrs. Molloy had taken place owing to the resolve of the latter to search the small conservatory which stood outside the back door. She had told Soapy...

25. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

Sam uttered a cry of exceeding bitterness. Nothing is more galling to your strategist than to find that some small, unforeseen accident has occurred and undone all his schemes....

26. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

Kay came out into the garden of San Rafael. Darkness had fallen now, and the world was full of the sweet, wet scents of an autumn night. She stood still for a moment, sniffing,...

27. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

When Willoughby Braddock, some ten minutes earlier, had parted from Kay and come out on to the gravel walk in front of San Rafael, he was in a condition of mind which it is seld...

28. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT

Those captious critics who are always on the alert to catch the historian napping and expose in his relation of events some damaging flaw will no doubt have seized avidly on wha...

29. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE

It is a curious fact, and one frequently noted by philosophers, that every woman in this world cherishes within herself a deep-rooted belief, from which nothing can shake her, t...