Category: Humour

Rowlandson's Oxford

Ceremony of matriculation--Paying the swearing-broker-- Colman and the Vice-Chancellor--Learning the Oxford manner--_Homunculi Togati_--Academia and a mother’s love--The jovial father--Underground dog-holes and shelving garrets--The harpy and the sheets--The first night 18-28

Chapters

37. CHAPTER XVIII

Charles James Fox--Earl of Malmesbury--William Eden--Cards and claret--Midnight oil--Oxford friendships remembered afterwards--Edward Gibbon--Delicate bookworm--Antagonism towar...

29. CHAPTER X

There is some indefinable element in the atmosphere of Oxford which has always excited an itch for writing. The sister university can, of course, point to many sons whose names...

38. CHAPTER XIX

William Collins--Joins the Smarts--Forgets how to work--Oxford kills his will-power--Loses his reason--Samuel Johnson at Pembroke--A lonely freshman--Translates Pope’s _Messiah_...

26. CHAPTER VII

It would be impossible to live in Oxford and be healthy--except perhaps in the summer term, if we are lucky enough to have any sun--without taking exercise. It has long been a m...

31. CHAPTER XII

_The Student_ was followed after a lapse of some eighteen years by the _Oxford Magazine_, a monthly miscellany. Devoted to no one particular object, the editors declared its col...

27. CHAPTER VIII

Year by year the places of those who go down are filled by succeeding generations of public school men--men who are more conservative in ideas than the members of any other clas...

35. CHAPTER XVI

The examiners--Perjury and bribery--Method of examining--College Fellows--Election to Fellowships--Gibbon and the Magdalen Dons--Heads of colleges--Their domestic and public cha...

30. CHAPTER XI

On the first day of January, 1750, there appeared the first number of _The Student_. The sub-title read: _The Oxford Monthly Miscellany_. For two years it ran successfully, and,...

28. CHAPTER IX

Nowadays work is a factor in university life which has to be seriously reckoned with. However strong one’s intentions to do none, however convinced one may be of the complete ab...

22. CHAPTER III

The advice tendered to freshmen in Amhurst’s amazing and bitterly satirical letter is for those who have been matriculated. They must, therefore, fulfil all the rites of matricu...

33. CHAPTER XIV

Like Nemesis, the Oxford tradesman has sooner or later to be reckoned with. His methods are, and for that matter always were, rather spider-like. He sets out a beautiful and ent...

34. CHAPTER XV

Just as the schoolmaster is considered the natural enemy of boys, so is the Don popularly credited with being the natural enemy of the Undergraduates. The originator of this won...

23. CHAPTER IV

One of the most interesting things to study at the university is the way in which a man gets into a certain set. Let me take for example a group of freshmen who come from the sa...

25. CHAPTER VI

In the year of grace nineteen hundred and eleven there are three main divisions of the genus Undergraduate:--scholars, commoners, and “toshers,” the last sometimes known as non-...

21. CHAPTER II

The beginning of our university career is marked, unless we be Stoics, by mixed feelings of elation and a sinking at the pit of the stomach which we afterwards learn to recognis...

36. CHAPTER XVII

Proctors--The Black Book--Personal spite and the taking of a degree--The case of Meadowcourt of Merton--Extract from Black Book--The taverner and the Proctor--Izaak Walton and t...

20. CHAPTER I

How few of us there are to-day who ever devote even the slack hour between tea and “hotters” and Hall to finding out something at least about the Undergraduates who had our room...

24. CHAPTER V

What is an Oxford toast? For answer I cannot do better than turn to that Oxford _Encyclopædia_, Terrae Filius, who from the ambush of his anonymity, directed his fire upon all t...

32. CHAPTER XIII

There were many other minor literary outputs which made their appearance from time to time through the century, but it would be tedious to analyse all of them. The outstanding o...

19. CHAPTER XIX CELEBRITIES AS OXFORD MEN--(_continued_)

William Collins--Joins the Smarts--Forgets how to work-- Oxford kills his will-power--Loses his reason--Samuel Johnson at Pembroke--A lonely freshman--Translates Pope’s _Messiah...

16. CHAPTER XVI THE DON--(_continued_)

The examiners--Perjury and bribery--Method of examining-- College Fellows--Election to Fellowships--Gibbon and the Magdalen Dons--Heads of colleges--Their domestic and public ch...

17. CHAPTER XVII THE DON--(continued)

Proctors--The Black Book--Personal spite and the taking of a degree--The case of Meadowcourt of Merton--Extract from Black Book--The taverner and the Proctor--Isaac Walton and t...

18. CHAPTER XVIII CELEBRITIES AS OXFORD MEN

Charles James Fox--Earl of Malmesbury--William Eden--Cards and claret--Midnight oil--Oxford friendships remembered afterwards--Edward Gibbon--Delicate bookworm--Antagonism towar...

7. CHAPTER VII SPORTS AND ATHLETICS

Rowing--Dame Hooper’s--Southey at Balliol--Cox’s six-oared crew--The river-side barmaid--Sailing-boats--Statutes against games--Bell-ringing--Hearne and gymnasia--Horses and bad...

3. CHAPTER III THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY FRESHER--(_continued_)

Ceremony of matriculation--Paying the swearing-broker-- Colman and the Vice-Chancellor--Learning the Oxford manner--_Homunculi Togati_--Academia and a mother’s love--The jovial...

5. CHAPTER V THE TOAST

14. CHAPTER XIV THE OXFORD TRADESMAN

2. CHAPTER II THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY FRESHER

12. CHAPTER XII ’VARSITY LITERATURE--(_continued_)

15. CHAPTER XV THE DON

4. CHAPTER IV THE SMART

8. CHAPTER VIII CLUBS AND SOCIETIES

9. CHAPTER IX WORK AND EXAMINATIONS

1. CHAPTER I THE UNDERGRADUATE THEN AND NOW

6. CHAPTER VI THE SERVITOR

13. CHAPTER XIII ’VARSITY LITERATURE--(_continued_)

11. CHAPTER XI ’VARSITY LITERATURE--(_continued_)

10. CHAPTER X ’VARSITY LITERATURE