SCENE III.--FRIAR BACON'S _Cell.

FRIAR BACON _and_ PRINCE EDWARD _go into the study._[196]

_Bacon._ Now, frolic Edward, welcome to my cell; Here tempers Friar Bacon many toys, And holds this place his consistory-court, Wherein the devils plead homage to his words. Within this glass prospective thou shalt see This day what's done in merry Fressingfield 'Twixt lovely Peggy and the Lincoln Earl.

_P. Edw._ Friar, thou glad'st me: now shall Edward try How Lacy meaneth to his sovereign lord.

_Bacon._ Stand there and look directly in the glass.

_Enter_ MARGARET _and_ FRIAR BUNGAY.[197]

What sees my lord?

_P. Edw._ I see the Keeper's lovely lass appear, As brightsome as the paramour of Mars, Only attended by a jolly friar.

_Bacon._ Sit still, and keep the crystal in your eye.

_Mar._ But tell me, Friar Bungay, is it true, That this fair, courteous, country swain, Who says his father is a farmer nigh, Can be Lord Lacy, Earl of Lincolnshire?

_Bun._ Peggy, 'tis true, 'tis Lacy for my life, Or else mine art and cunning both do fail, Left by Prince Edward to procure his loves; For he in green, that holp you run your cheese, Is son to Henry, and the Prince of Wales.

_Mar._ Be what he will, his lure is but for lust: But did Lord Lacy like poor Margaret, Or would he deign to wed a country lass, Friar, I would his humble handmaid be, And for great wealth quite him with courtesy.

_Bun._ Why, Margaret, dost thou love him?

_Mar._ His personage, like the pride of vaunting Troy, Might well avouch to shadow Helen's rape: His wit is quick and ready in conceit, As Greece afforded in her chiefest prime: Courteous, ah friar, full of pleasing smiles! Trust me, I love too much to tell thee more; Suffice to me he's England's paramour.

_Bun._ Hath not each eye that view'd thy pleasing face Surnamèd thee Fair Maid of Fressingfield?

_Mar._ Yes, Bungay, and would God the lovely earl Had that _in esse_, that so many sought.

_Bun._ Fear not, the friar will not be behind To show his cunning to entangle love.

_P. Edw._ I think the friar courts the bonny wench; Bacon, methinks he is a lusty churl.

_Bacon._ Now look, my lord.

_Enter_ LACY _disguised as before._

_P. Edw._ Gog's wounds, Bacon, here comes Lacy!

_Bacon._ Sit still, my lord, and mark the comedy.

_Bun._ Here's Lacy, Margaret, step aside awhile. [_Retires with_ MARGARET.

_Lacy._ Daphne, the damsel that caught Phœbus fast, And lock'd him in the brightness of her looks, Was not so beauteous in Apollo's eyes As is fair Margaret to the Lincoln Earl. Recant thee, Lacy, thou art put in trust:-- Edward, thy sovereign's son, hath chosen thee, A secret friend, to court her for himself, And dar'st thou wrong thy prince with treachery?-- Lacy, love makes no exception of a friend, Nor deems it of a prince but as a man. Honour bids thee control him in his lust; His wooing is not for to wed the girl, But to entrap her and beguile the lass. Lacy, thou lov'st; then brook not such abuse, But wed her, and abide thy prince's frown: For better die, than see her live disgrac'd.

_Mar._ Come, friar, I will shake him from his dumps.-- [_Comes forward._ How cheer you, sir? a penny for your thought: You're early up, pray God it be the near.[198] What, come from Beccles in a morn so soon?

_Lacy._ Thus watchful are such men as live in love, Whose eyes brook broken slumbers for their sleep. I tell thee, Peggy, since last Harleston fair My mind hath felt a heap of passions.

_Mar._ A trusty man, that court it for your friend: Woo you still for the courtier all in green?-- [_Aside._] I marvel that he sues not for himself.

_Lacy._ Peggy, I pleaded first to get your grace for him; But when mine eyes survey'd your beauteous looks, Love, like a wag, straight div'd into my heart, And there did shrine the idea of yourself. Pity me, though I be a farmer's son, And measure not my riches, but my love.

_Mar._ You are very hasty; for to garden well, Seeds must have time to sprout before they spring: Love ought to creep as doth the dial's shade, For timely ripe is rotten too-too soon.

_Bun._ [_coming forward_]. _Deus hic_; room for a merry friar! What, youth of Beccles, with the Keeper's lass? 'Tis well; but tell me, hear you any news.

_Mar._ No, friar: what news?

_Bun._ Hear you not how the pursuivants do post With proclamations through each country-town?

_Lacy._ For what, gentle friar? tell the news.

_Bun._ Dwell'st thou in Beccles, and hear'st not of these news? Lacy, the Earl of Lincoln, is late fled From Windsor court, disguisèd like a swain, And lurks about the country here unknown. Henry suspects him of some treachery, And therefore doth proclaim in every way, That who can take the Lincoln Earl shall have, Paid in the Exchequer, twenty thousand crowns.

_Lacy._ The Earl of Lincoln! friar, thou art mad: It was some other; thou mistak'st the man: The Earl of Lincoln! why, it cannot be.

_Mar._ Yes, very well, my lord, for you are he: The Keeper's daughter took you prisoner: Lord Lacy, yield, I'll be your gaoler once.

_P. Edw._ How familiar they be, Bacon!

_Bacon._ Sit still, and mark the sequel of their loves.

_Lacy._ Then am I double prisoner to thyself: Peggy, I yield; but are these news in jest?

_Mar._ In jest with you, but earnest unto me; For why these wrongs do wring me at the heart. Ah, how these earls and noblemen of birth Flatter and feign to forge poor women's ill.

_Lacy._ Believe me, lass, I am the Lincoln Earl: I not deny but, 'tirèd thus in rags, I liv'd disguis'd to win fair Peggy's love.

_Mar._ What love is there where wedding ends not love?

_Lacy._ I meant, fair girl, to make thee Lacy's wife.

_Mar._ I little think that earls will stoop so low.

_Lacy._ Say, shall I make thee countess ere I sleep?

_Mar._ Handmaid unto the earl, so please himself: A wife in name, but servant in obedience.

_Lacy._ The Lincoln Countess, for it shall be so: I'll plight the bands and seal it with a kiss.

_P. Edw._ Gog's wounds, Bacon, they kiss! I'll stab them.

_Bacon._ O, hold your hands, my lord, it is the glass.

_P. Edw._ Choler to see the traitors gree so well Made me think the shadows substances.

_Bacon._ 'Twere a long poniard, my lord, to reach between Oxford and Fressingfield; but sit still and see more.

_Bun._ Well, Lord of Lincoln, if your loves be knit, And that your tongues and thoughts do both agree, To avoid ensuing jars, I'll hamper up the match. I'll take my portace[199] forth, and wed you here: Then go to bed and seal up your desires.

_Lacy._ Friar, content.--Peggy, how like you this?

_Mar._ What likes my lord is pleasing unto me.

_Bun._ Then hand-fast hand, and I will to my book.

_Bacon._ What sees my lord now?

_P. Edw._ Bacon, I see the lovers hand in hand, The friar ready with his portace there To wed them both: then am I quite undone. Bacon, help now, if e'er thy magic serv'd; Help, Bacon; stop the marriage now, If devils or necromancy may suffice, And I will give thee forty thousand crowns.

_Bacon._ Fear not, my lord, I'll stop the jolly friar For mumbling up his orisons this day.

_Lacy._ Why speak'st not, Bungay? Friar to thy book. [BUNGAY _is mute, crying_ "Hud, hud."

_Mar._ How look'st thou, friar, as a man distraught? Reft of thy senses, Bungay? show by signs If thou be dumb, what passion holdeth thee.

_Lacy._ He's dumb indeed. Bacon hath with his devils Enchanted him, or else some strange disease Or apoplexy hath possess'd his lungs: But, Peggy, what he cannot with his book We'll 'twixt us both unite it up in heart.

_Mar._ Else let me die, my lord, a miscreant.

_P. Edw._ Why stands Friar Bungay so amaz'd?

_Bacon._ I have struck him dumb, my lord; and, if your honour please I'll fetch this Bungay straightway from Fressingfield, And he shall dine with us in Oxford here.

_P. Edw._ Bacon, do that, and thou contentest me.

_Lacy._ Of courtesy, Margaret, let us lead the friar Unto thy father's lodge, to comfort him With broths, to bring him from this hapless trance.

_Mar._ Or else, my lord, we were passing unkind To leave the friar so in his distress.

_Enter a_ Devil, _who carries off_ BUNGAY _on his back._

O, help, my lord! a devil, a devil, my lord! Look how he carries Bungay on his back! Let's hence, for Bacon's spirits be abroad. [_Exit with_ LACY.

_P. Edw._ Bacon, I laugh to see the jolly friar Mounted upon the devil, and how the earl Flees with his bonny lass for fear. As soon as Bungay is at Brazen-nose, And I have chatted with the merry friar, I will in post hie me to Fressingfield, And quite these wrongs on Lacy ere't be long.

_Bacon._ So be it, my lord: but let us to our dinner; For ere we have taken our repast awhile, We shall have Bungay brought to Brazen-nose. [_Exeunt._