Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, December 29th 1894

Part 3

Chapter 32,336 wordsPublic domain

Ladas! 141 La Femme de Claude, 42 Latest Great Yacht-Race, 29 Latest Parliamentary Betting, 25 Latest War Intelligence, 276 Law of the (Social) Jungle (The), 111 Lay of the Explorer (The), 33 Lay of the Vigilant (The), 204 Lessons in Laughter, 174 Letters from a Débutante, 168, 180, 183 Letters to a Débutante, 229 Lex Talionis, 141 Light in Darkness, 162 Lines by a Lazy Body, 120 Lines in Pleasant Places, 21, 49, 74, 131, 153 Lines to a Lady, 253 Links (The), 213 Literary Intelligence, 121 Little Ah Sid, 183 Little Flirtation (A), 147 Little Holiday (A), 69 "Little too Previous!" (A), 102 "Living Pictures," 197 Local Colour, 210 London Bicyclists, 49 Lord Ormont's Mate and Matey's Aminta, 37, 57, 61 Lord Rosebery in the North, 159 Lost in London, 285 "Lost Rings," 149 Love's Labour Not Lost, 279 Lowered! 71 Lower Education of Women (The), 11 Lunnon Twang (The), 159 "Lying Low," 294 Lyre and Lancet, 4, 16, 28, 40, 52, 64, 76, 88, 100, 112, 124, 136, 148, 160, 172, 184, 196, 208, 220, 239, 244, 256, 268, 280

Making of a Man (The), 293 Making the Running with the Derby Winner, 169 "Man in Armour" to the Multitude, 228 March of Civilisation (The), 61 Mary Jones, 285 "Matrimonial Obedience," 179 Matron's Hiss (The), 178 Mayen-aisy-now! 233 Mayennaise _v._ Mayonnaise, 203, 209 Message from Mars (The), 81 Midsummer Day-Dream (A), 30 Minx (The), 33 Moan from Mitcham (A), 135 Mobilised Mandarin (The), 141 Modern Madame (A), 27 Modern Mangers, 183 Modern Society Play (The), 285 Modern Tragedy (A), 93 Morbidezza, 204 More Ornamental than Useful, 73 More She-Notes, 249, 276 Morgenlied, 145 "Moving about in Worlds not realised," 192 "Mowing them Down!" 66 Mr. Punch on Billiards, 238 Mr. Punch on Peeler Piper, 135 Mr. Punch to Two Noble Sportsmen, 22 Mrs. Prowlina Pry, 195 Much Ado about Nothing, 279 Muddy Milan, 171 Music with a Future (The), 251 "Mutes and Liquids," 121

New Air (The), 87 New and Old, 241 New Candidate (The), 209 New Departure (A), 216 New Fashion (The), 167 New Heroine (The), 293 New Honours, 276 New Lamps for Old, 137 New Man (The), 167 New Nectar (The), 286 New Newness (The), 84 New Party (The), 18 News from Norwich, 131 Next War (The), 94 Noble Half-Hundred! 94 Noblesse Oblige, 1, 75 "Nobody Looking!" 246 Nomine Tantum, 21 Nominis Umbra, 253 Notices to Correspondents, 286 Not Master of himself though China fall, 74 Novelist's Vade Mecum (The), 261 Novelties in Gastronomy, 251

O. B. C. (Limited) (The), 177 Ode for the Marriage Season, 131, 142 Ode on a Distant Partridge, 138 Ode on Sacrifice, 49 Ode to Ixion, 82 Of Vain Colours, 288 "Oh, the Mistletoe Bough!" 306 "Oh, you Wicked Story!" 99 "Old Offender" (An), 282 Old Three-Vol., 63 Oliver Wendell Holmes, 191 Ollendorfian, 258 On a Clumsy Cricketer, 106 One Man One Job, 297 On the War in the East, 133 Operatic Notes, 17 Origin of the Blush-Rose, 206 Our All-round Exchangers' Company, 197 "Our Benighted Ancestors," 132 Our Booking-Office, 1, 22, 25, 65 107, 132, 161, 173, 181, 203, 205, 228, 233, 252, 257, 269, 288, 300, 304 Our Charity Fête, 60 Our "Monthly Pops," 240 Our National Defences, 129 "Out we go!" 119 Oxford and Yale, 48 Oyster and the Sparrow (The), 93

Page from "Rosebery's History of the Commonwealth," 106 Partially Unreported Dialogue, 11 Pat the Patriot, 215 Perils of a Jesting Premier (The), 298 "Personally Conducted," 51 Phalse Note on George the Fourth, 204 Phosphorescence in Art, 24 Pier of the Empire (A), 189 Pious Lyncher's Creed (The), 120 Plague of Poets (The), 121 Plaint of the Unwilling Peer (The), 82 Polite Guide to the Civil Service (The), 207, 227, 234 Political Conference, 231 Polychrome English, 193 Possible Developments, 203 Princely Offer (A), 144 Professor of the Period (The), 153 Puff and a Blow (A), 21 Pullman Car (The), 107 Punch to the New Attorney-General, 205 "Putting his Foot in it," 78

Queer Queries, 83, 101, 107, 117, 246, 297 Question and Answer, 135

Ranelagh in Rain, 47 Rational Dress, 101 Reading between the Lines, 305 Reflections, 167 Remnants, 63 "Rhymes," 109 Rhyme to Rosebery, 96 Rider's Vade Mecum (The), 51 Riverside Lament (A), 25 Robert and Grinnidge, 94 Robert and Unifikashun, 281 Robert Louis Stevenson, 303 Robert on Amerrycans, 120 Robert on the Wonderful Bridge again, 9 Robert's Picter, 145 Robert's Sollem Adwise, 217 "Room for a Big One!" 99 Royal Welsh Bard (The), 86 Rubenstein, 255 Rule, "Britannia," 33 Runner Nuisance (The), 125

Sapphics on Traffic, 117 Saturday Pops, 71 School-Board Apple-Pie (The), 219 Scott on the New Woman, 73 Sea-Fairies (The), 122 Sea-quence of Sonnets (A), 153 Seasons (The), 274 Sitting on Our Senate, 106 Sequel to the Story of Ung (A), 300 Seven Ages of Rosebery (The), 165 "Shaky!" 270 Silly Seasoning, 110 Slight Adaptation (A), 228 Slow and not quite Sure, 165 Snubbed Professional's Vade Mecum, 289 Society for the Advancement of Literature, 89 Soft Answer (A), 11 Song for the Slogger (A), 117 Song of the Impecunious Bard, 131 Song of the Leaders (The), 201 Song of the Twentieth Century (A), 22 Songs of the Streets, 5, 16 Sounding the Antitoxin, 274 Sport for Ratepayers, 49 State Aid for Matrimony, 13 St. Leger Coincidence (A), 135 Suggested Addendum (A), 126 Sunday Lecture Case (The), 285

Tale of a Vote (The), 201 Tale of Two Telegrams (The), 97 Talk à la Mode de Londres, 261 Talk in Court, 22 Teddie the Tiler, 192 Tempora Mutantur, 131 "Terrible in his Anger!" 159 Terrible Transformation (A), 145 Thanks to the "Bystander," 133 That Advanced Woman! 142 Those Lancers, 303 "Three Cheers for the Emperor," 297 Three Christmas Greetings, 301 Tips, 144 To a Lady, 294 To Althea in Church, 145 To Althea in the Stalls, 33 To Amanda, 180 To a Philanthropist, 105 To a Pretty Unknown, 192 To a Scorcher, 142 To a Surrey Hostess, 85 To a Would-be Authoress, 93 To a Would-be Despot, 215 To a Venetian Policeman, 195 To a Veteran Champion, 83 "To be taken as read," 77 To Dorothy, 108 To Hanwellia from Earlswood, 137 To her Mother, 120 To Lettina, 209 To Melenda, 309 To Molly, 229 To my Beef Tea, 77 To Philadelphia, 302 To Sentiment, 144 To the Oxford Cricket Captain, 17 Touching Appeal (A), 234 Tree with Variegated Leaves, 277 "Tripping Merrily," 143 Triumph of the School Board (A), 265 True Glory, 276 Truisms of Life (The), 287, 293 Trust to be Trusted (A), 149 Two "General" Favourites, 203 Two Ways of Auditing, 206

Unrest! 174

Vacuous Time (The), 119 Vade Mecum for the Naval Manoevres, 37 Vagabond Verses, 219 Venetian Flower-Sellers, 191 Verse and Choral Summing-up, 203 Verses to the Weather Maiden, 93 "Vested Interests," 186 Village Blacksmith (The), 282 "Vive la République!" 6 Voice from "the Upper Suckles" (A), 85 Volunteer's Vade Mecum (The), 25 Vote of Thanks (A), 65 Voyage of Alfred (The), 113

Waiting their Turn, 18 War Cry (The), 54 Wet-Willow, 107 What's in a Name, indeed? 47 What we may expect soon, 27 Wheel and Whoa! 137 Where are you going, revolting Maid? 198 Where to go, 82 Whims of Amphitryon (The), 245 Whither Away? 9 "Wigs on the Green!" 126 "Winding'em up," 198 With Kind Regards, 277 Words to the Wise Women, 275

Ye Gentlemen of Holland, 78 Yellow Age (The), 66 Yellow Riding-Habit (The), 94 Yet another Memoir of Napoleon, 13 Young Pretender (The), 138 Yule Gretynge (A), 300

LARGE ENGRAVINGS. "All's Well!" 259

"Awkward Customer" (An), 211 Chief Mourner (The), 223 Corean Cockfight (The), 55 Counting the Catch, 91 Don't "Come unto these Yellow Sands"! 115 "Evicted Tenants," 43 "For Example!" 163 "Friend in Need----" (A), 31 Jap the Giant-killer, 151 "Little too Previous!" (A), 103 "Lying Low," 295 "Mowing them Down!" 67 "Nobody Looking!" 247 "Oh, the Mistletoe Bough!" 67 "Old Offender" (An), 283 "Putting his Foot in it," 79 "Shaky!" 271 Touching Appeal (A), 235 Unrest! 175 "Vested Interests," 187 "Vive la République!" 7 Waiting their Turn, 19 "Wigs on the Green," 127 "Winding'em up!" 199 Young Pretender (The), 139

SMALL ENGRAVINGS.

Admiral and his Beard, 275 Ambiguous Invitation to the Major, 251 Andrew dividing the Orange, 49 Animals' Stroll in the Zoo, 81 'Arry and Grass Seeds at Bisley, 29 'Arry and Li Hung Chang's Feather, 180 'Arry and the "Brighton A's," 231 'Arry introducing 'Arriet to Bill, 193 'Arry on the Lords and the Ladies, 261 'Arry photographed on Horseback, 75 Art Critic and Child's Sketch, 6

Baby and Grandpapa's Microscope, 234 Bad Dancer's Opinion of Girls, 22 Bishop and Boating Clergyman, 215 Boy's Mamma who Snores, 126 Boy who Lost all his Buttons, 286 British Farmer and Ceres, 134 British Farmer's Luck turning, 26 Broken Venus of Milo, 11 Brown's "pretty Flat," 232 Bullet-proof Coat for Pet Dog, 41

Caddie's Idea of Excitement (A), 59 Change of Name at Marriage, 167 Chick-a-leary Cochin, 201 Child Patient and Hospital Nurse, 102 Civilisation and War in the East, 62 Climbing the Araucaria, 303 Clubber's Club, 157 Coachman well known at West End, 42 Colonel's Nephew's Man-Servant, 155 "Constant Reader" writing to Papers, 209 Contrasted Couples at Sea-side, 114 Country Lady and Major Visitor, 198 Cow Stamp on the Butter, 74 Cromwell and the Statues, 98 Curate at an Otter-hunt, 39 Curate sings "The Brigand's Revenge," 283 Cyclist startling Fox-hunter, 304

Dancing Ostrich (The), 165 Discussing a Beastly Book, 227

Engagement Ring weights the Boat, 53 Epicure to his Love (An), 181 Eton Boy and the Floods, 253

Fat Diner's Hungry Acquaintance, 297 Fisherman's Empty Flask, 73 Fond Wife and the Stupid Paper, 82 Forgetting whom he took into Dinner, 210 French Lady and our Artist's Wife, 30

German Emperor's Song (The), 178 Giving Hunting Mare her Head, 267 Gladstone and the Microscope, 254 Gladstone and the "Twelfth," 61 Gladstonius sings to Roseberius, 230 Golfers playing Spillikins, 27 Grandma's Friend of Forty Years ago, 150 Gutter Children and Cheap Gloves, 121

Hair-dressing Room in the Commons, 202 Harcourt as "Old Kaspar," 2 Harcourt's Bills personally conducted, 50 Hippopotamus Policeman, 141 Hodge and the Apple of Power, 266 Housewife and Lazy Tramp, 15 Hunter's Seedy Tale (A), 171 Hunting Party at a Deep Brook, 279

Infant's Contempt of Court, 13 Invalid and her Lady Visitor, 57 Invalided Weather-Girl, 107 Irish Chamber of Horrors, 166 Irish Jarvey and the Scenery, 24

Jap Lectures on the Art of War, 290 Johnny and Pills in a Pear, 65 Jones not Dining anywhere, 36 Jones's Handsome Umbrella, 87 Justin McCarthy's Anger, 158 Juveniles discussing Hats in Church, 138

Keeper's Dog's Force of Habit, 301 Keeper's Remark on Strong Birds, 147 Kitchen Improvements in the House, 214

Ladies "at Home" to Visitors, 246 Lady Vocalist's Small Chest (A), 277 Laureateship Apple of Discord (The), 38 Little Ah Sid and the Butterfly Bee, 182 Little Boy and "'Maginations," 207 Little Girls and Fairy Tale, 5 Little Girl and Five-days' Foal, 69 Little Girl and German Doctor, 191 Little Girl's Matrimonial "Hint," 107 Little Girl's Message to Shoemaker, 144 London Boy and J.'s Knickerbockers, 71 London Passenger and Paris Porters, 119 London Schoolgirl and little Friend, 273

Major's Cheap Burgundy, 94 Mamma and Missie's Age, 78 Master discharging his Coachman, 142 Maud's Country Cousin on Horseback, 21 Miss Golightly and her Partner, 153 Miss Grace at a Golf Match, 159 Miss Roland's Two Hansoms, 258 Miss Unified London's Toys, 170 Mr. G.'s Flirtation with Miss C., 146 Mr. Punch at White Lodge, 1 Mr. Simpkin's Misquotation at Dinner, 54 Mrs. Jinks on the effect of Liqueurs, 263 Mrs. Pry entering the Empire, 194 Mrs. Weaver and the New Chimes, 238 Music blending with Conversation, 18

Nervous Amateur and Stage Fright, 118 Nervous Youth and a Clever Beauty, 174 New Lord Chief Justice and Punch, 14 Newly-Upholstered Room (A), 186 "New Woman" Rabbit-Shooter, 111 Norfolk Bathers' Scotch Friend, 156 Nothing stops a Hard-mouthed Grey, 51

Old Crossing-Sweeper's Obstinacy, 83 Old Lady of Threadneedle Street's Gold, 86 Orlando and Rosalind Cycling, 25 Ostentatiously Good Fences, 219

Parliamentary Flying Machine, 217 Parliamentary Swimming-Bath, 58 Pat and the Kicking Horse, 255 "Perambulators not admitted," 131 Police making way for Perambulator, 45 Postman and Nursery-Maids, 63 Prehistoric Cricket-Match (A), 34 Prehistoric Dragon-shooting, 262 Prehistoric Football Match (A), 190 Prehistoric Henley Regatta, 10 Prehistoric Highland Stalking, 154 Prehistoric Lord Mayor's Show, 226 Prehistoric Naval Manoeuvres, 70 Prehistoric Seaside Resort, 130 Prehistoric Skating, 310 Professor and Atlas Omnibuses, 287 Punch and the Prince on Muscovy, 278 Punch and the Sirens, 122 Pupil Farmer thrown on his Head, 243 Putting O'Flaherty into a Novel, 298

Rat-tailed Hunter in the Rain, 195 Reduced Noblemen in Disguise, 110 Result of Sal's Re-marrying, 105 Rosebery as Bob Acres, 218 Row at the Schoolboard (The), 242 Rugby Footballer at a Dance, 270

Schoolboy and Tragedian, 123 Scotch Landlady on Salmon-poaching, 299 Scotchman threatens to go to Law, 265 Scotch Parishioner and Whisky, 250 Scotch Tourists in Search of Dinner, 183 Shopping, not Buying, 245 Short 'Arry and Long Alf, 149 "Shot Over" Pony (A), 237 Sea-Lion Ashore (The), 177 Seven Miles from Peebles, 95 Snapdragon Galop (The), 302 Society Crush at Hyde Park Corner, 3 Stork as he might have been (The), 213 Stout Citizen and Irish Beggar, 229 Swell compliments Splendid Dancer, 306 Swells discussing Behaviour, 185 Swell's Opinion about Stout Ladies, 162 Swell suffering from Insomnia, 203

Taking Lady's Skirt for 'Bus Apron, 291 Temperance Enthusiast and Boatman, 274 Three Lovers, 90 Tommy and his Aunt's Age, 179 Two or Three Nice Americans, 66 Two Sons passing Examinations, 289

Vicar's Daughter on Snoring, 294 Volunteer Sentry and Rustic, 249 Vulgar Boy and little Dog's Tail, 285 Yokel's Impression of London, 106

Washing St. Paul's suggested, 206 Winning Jockey and Irish Stable-boy, 99

Young Couple residing in Hill Street, 222 Young Farmer and Groom, 305 Young Lady's Ball Presents, 97

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Inconsistent spelling and hyphenation are as in the original.]