Chapter 3

Fallen Leader (A), 191 Family Ties, 186 Father and Son, 153 Fire King's Abdication (The), 14 "First-Class" Travelling, 111 Follow the Baron! 269 For the Benefit of Zoilus, 60 Frederick the Great at Burlington House, 293 Free and Independent, 203 "French as she is Spoke," 89 French as she is "Writ," 231 Friendly Tip to the Fighting Factions, 276 From a Very Occasional Correspondent, 93 From Bright to Dull, 179 From Darkest Africa, 119 From Grandolph the Explorer, 61 From Mashonaland, 239

Garrick School (The), 167 Genuine Regret (A), 108 Georgian Era at the Alhambra (The), 255 German Emperor going Nap (The), 159 Gilbert à Beckett, 195 Glory at the Lowest Price, 261 "Good-bye, Grandmamma!" 30 Good New "Times" (The), 269 G.P. and the G.P.O. (The), 191 "Gray's Elegy" Amended, 198 "Great Scot!" 61 Great Twin Brethren (The), 177 Grouse that Jack Shot (The), 147 Guzzling Cure (The), 131

Hanwellian Prize Competition, 41 "Hanging Theology," 150 Hard Lines for Him, 233 Harrying Our Hakims, 201 "Have we forgotten Gordon?" 78 "Helps" and Whelps, 93 Henley Regatta, 21 Her Violets! 57 Hide and Seek, 171 His Greatest Pleasure, 303 Hit and Miss, 48 Holiday Fare in Cornwall, 149 Home, Sweet Home! 193 Honours Divided, 156 "Hotel me, gentle Stranger!" 159 How it's Done, 264 How to be Popular, 84 How to Spend a Holiday on Scientific Principles, 77 Hygeia Off the Scent, 126 Hyjinks and Hygiene, 89 Hypnotised Lobster (The), 289

Iberian-Hibernian, 78 Idle and the Industrious Apprentice (The), 222 If the Fashion Spreads, 228 Ignorant Bliss, 131 Illegal Fictions, 291 Ill-luminants! 57 Imperial and Operatic, 33 Imperial Impressions, 35 Imperial Stage-Manager (An), 251 "In Cellar Deep," 159 International Nursery-Tale Congress, 173 In the Name of Charles Dibdin, 61 Io Triumphe! 237

James Russell Lowell, 93 Jawful News! 169 Jeames's Summary, 42 Jolly July, 27 Journal of a Rolling Stone, 156, 168, 180 Jubilee Greeting (A), 234 Just Caught the Post! 182

Kathleen and Petruchio, 282 Keep Watch! 177 King of the Beasts (The), 141 "Knot"-ical Story of Drury Lane (A), 125 Kurds and Away! 65

Laissez Faire, 193 Larks for Londoners, 61 Last of the Canterbury Tales (The), 156 Latest from Bobby (The), 228 Latest Weather-wise Doggerel (The), 153 "Latiné Doctes," 75 Leaves from a Candidate's Diary, 4, 39, 73 Le Roi (en Garçon) en Voyage, s'amuse, 89 Lesson from the R.N.E. (A), 81 Letters to Abstractions, 17, 25, 136, 184, 216, 229, 253, 277 Liberty and Licence, 16 Light Conduct in Heavenly Bodies, 239 Lines by a Lewisham Witler, 114 Literary Intelligence, 239 Little Germania Magnate (The), 258 Little Stranger (A), 213 London's Dilemma, 194 "Long Distance Swim" (A), 66 Lord Lytton, 267 Lost Opportunity (A), 291 Lover's Complaint (A), 81 Lullaby of an Infant Speculator, 221

Manners of Our Children (The), 108 Many Happy Returns! 126 Marlowe at Canterbury, 145 "Masher's Answer" (The), 241 Mask on a Mask (A), 24 Matter of Course (A), 129 Mayor and an Old Hunter (A), 289 Medicinal Music, 11 Memory of Milton (The), 231 Mems from Monkey-land, 252 Men of the Past, 167 Meredithomania, 49 Metropolitan Minotaur (The), 38 Miss Decima-Helyett-Smithson-Jackson, 84 Miss Nomer, 12 Modern "Bed of Procrustes" (The), 138 Modern Cagliostro (The), 155 Modern Traveller (The), 78 Modern Types, 5 Money makes the Man, 177 Monti the Matador, 48 More Excitement in Paris, 149 More Messages from the Mahatma, 123 Moth-eaten, 53 Motto for the Moment, 191 Mr. Clip's Appeal, 101 Mr. Punch Explains, 2 Mr. Punch's Anti-Labour Congress, 102 Mr. Punch's Naval Novel, 160 Mr. Punch's Quotation-Book, 2 Muscovite Version of a Music-Hall Chorus, 153 Musical Suggestion (A), 147 Music of the Spheres (The), 177

Naked Truth (The), 276 Name Wanted, 305 Naval Note, 137 Neptune's "At Home;" or, Neighbours United, 90 New Crusaders (The), 2 New Election "Lay" (A), 45 New Evangel (The), 179 New Leader (A), 51 New Name, 267 New Tory Nursery Rhyme, 61 New Way out of a Wager (A), 165 Night-Mailing, 229 Note (A), 81 Note and Query (A), 147 "Nothing but the Truth," 126 "Nothing in the Papers!" 106 Nothing like Labour, 239 Nothing New, 171 "Nothing succeeds like"--Succession? 6 Not Quite Polite, 87 "Now you're Quite the Gentleman!" 266

Ode to a Barometer, 106 Off-Portsmouth Phrase-Book (The), 231 Off to Masherland, 3, 15, 29, 41, 83 Old Doggerel Re-dressed, 114 Old Joe and the New (The), 210 Old School Buoy (An), 93 Old Times Revived, 240 Omitted from Portrait Gallery at the Royal Naval Exhibition, 63 Only Fancy! 201, 209, 217, 240, 245, 264, 273, 279, 305 Only One (The), 27 On the Bridge! 54 "On the Hyp"-notist, 275 On the Marlowe Memorial, 156 Operatic Birds, 66 Operatic Notes, 37 Opportunity (An), 277 Our Booking-Office, 84, 95, 99, 144, 145, 179, 189, 213, 225, 252, 257, 265, 281, 289, 309 "Our Children's Ears," 77 Our Real Desideratum, 155 Our Own Financial Column, 217, 233, 249, 261, 275, 288 Oysterless, 205 Oysters (not) for Ever! 169

Pannick in Gildhall (A), 293 Passionate Shepherd to his Love (The), 290 Paul Pry in the Purple, 285 Penny French--Twopence British, 96 Playgoer's "Last Word" (A), 186 Politesse, 88 Popular Songs Re-Sung, 167, 204, 276, 297 Possible Explanation, 267 Pretty Simpleton (The), 225 Prince (The), 49 "Prodigy Son" (The), 216 Programme of the Cyclopædic Circus, 285 Protected Female (The), 218 "Pugs" and "Mugs," 99 Purchase Officer's Guide to the Army (The), 12

Queer Christmas Party (A), 301 Queer Queries, 4, 5, 36, 49, 87, 106, 285 Quelching Quelch, 24 Queries for Cambridge Exam. Paper, 298 Queries for Candidates (L.C.C.), 225 Quite a Libel'y Prospect! 251 Quite a Little Novelty, 89 Quite a New Spec, 231 Quite Fabulous, 265

Rather Vague, 243 Raven (The), 206 Real Burning Question (A), 197 Real Treat (A), 13 Reflection by a General Reader, 191 Remonstrance (A), 193 Resignation, 63 "Revolted Mortimer," 153 Rhyme at Rhyl, 195 Riding the Pig, 60 Robert on the Coming Sho, 219 Robert on the Hemperer's Visit to the City, 5, 16 Robert on the Lord Mare's Sho, 243 Robert Sees the Photograff taken, 65 Robert's Future, 113 Robert's Romance, 129 Romance in Numbers (A), 183 Rule of Three (The), 59 Rusticus Expectans, 279

Safe Novel (A), 297 "Save me from my Friends!" 169 Scott (anything but) Free, 30 Seaside Asides, 108 "Semper Eadem," 73 Setting their Caps at him, 62 Shakspeare and North, not Christopher, 2 Shilling in the Pound Wise (A), 45 Silence and Sleep, 133 Smoked Off! 45 Solomon Pell in all his Glory, 119 Some Circular Notes, 88, 105, 109, 121, 143, 148 Some London "Fiends," 197 Song in Season (A), 113 Songs of the Unsentimentalist, 24 Song that Broke my Heart (The), 75 Sonnet of Vain Desire (A), 165 Sphinx and the Stick (The), 273 Stolen Pictures (The), 39 Storicules, 97, 120, 132, 135, 149, 173, 228 Story Out of Season (A), 101 Straight Tip to Canadian "Cross Coves," 179 Suggestion (A), 213 Suitor Resartus, 267 Supplementary and Corrective, 37 Surrey ABC (The), 108 "Sweet little Cherub that sits up aloft" (The), 254

Talk for Travellers, 177 Tea in Ten Minutes, 171 Telling the Wasps, 141 Terrible Tale (A), 73 Theory and Practice, 273 Theosophic Tools, 203 Thinning of the Thatch (The), 300 Timely Suggestion (A), 276 Tip by a Tory, 114 Tippling Sally, 189 To Amanda, 37 To Araminta, 189 To a Too-Engaging Maiden, 132 "To Err is Human," 168 To Evangeline, 281 Told in Tags, 298 To Lord Tennyson, 75 To my Lord Addington, 213 Too-Engaging Maiden's Reply (A), 197 Too Free to be Easy, 96 To the Grand Old Cricketer, 155 To the Shelved Sex, 93 Tran-slated, 287 Travelling Companions (The), 40, 52, 85, 100, 112, 124, 134, 146, 157, 172, 196, 208, 220, 232, 244, 256, 268, 280, 292, 304 Triple Alliance (A), 18 True Tennyson (The), 165 Truly Rooral Opera (A), 289 Trying it on, 210 Tupper's Proverbial Philosophy Up to Date, 207 Turning the Tables, 150 Two Emperors, 87 Two Graces (The), 219 Twopence Plain--a Penny Coloured, 294 Two Views of the next Invasion, 51 Two Winds (The), 122 Two Words in Season, 145 "Typical Developments," 233

'Umble Correction (An), 70 Unattractive Combination, 114 Under-Lyne'd, 165 Under the Screw, 96 Unhygienic Householder, 87 Upon a Glove, 63 Urbi et Orbi, 1

Vain Vaunt (A), 159 Very Near, 246 Voces Populi, 9, 13, 28, 69 Voices of the Night, 181 Vox et Præterea Nihil! 144

Waiters' Strike (The), 145 Wanted, a Word-Slayer, 97 War in a Fog, 221 Warlike Tale from the Pacific (A), 264 Waterloo to Weybridge, 39 Welcome, little Stranger! 289 Well done, Dear! 59 "Wells, I never!" 237 What hoe! Raikes! 75 What is a "Demographer"? 75 What's in a Title? 145 "What will he Do with it?" 174 Where are our Dairymaids? 129 "Where is dat Barty now?" 171 "Whether" and the Parks (The), 12 "Who Breaks Pays," 132 Why should Merit wait? 145 "Whys"--Wise and Otherwise, 225 William Henry Smith, 183 "Williams on Wheels," 305 "Will you, won't you?" 242 Without the Compliments of the Season, 297 With the B.M.A. at Bournemouth, 64 "Won't Work!" 74 Worth Noticing, 84 Wrong of Search (The), 53

Young Grandolph's Barty, 205

LARGE ENGRAVINGS.

"After You!" 199 Arming the Amazons, 271 "As he'd Like it," 163 Awakening of Father Christmas; or, A Call to Alms (The), 307 Canadian "Search-Light" (The), 115 "Dilemma" (The), 7 "Egyptian Pet" (The), 247 "England, Home, and Beauty!" 295 Family Ties, 187 "Good-bye, Grandmamma!" 31 "Have we forgotten Gordon?" 79 Idle and Industrious Apprentice (The), 223 Jeames's Summary, 43 Jubilee Greeting (A), 235 Kathleen and Petruchio, 283 Little Germania Magnate (The), 259 "Long Distance Swim" (A), 67 Modern "Bed of Procrustes" (The), 139 Mr. Punch's Anti-Labour Congress, 103 Neptune's "At Home;" or, Neighbours United, 91 "Nothing but the Truth," 127 On the Bridge! 55 Triple Alliance (A), 19 Trying it on! 211 "Turning the Tables," 151 "What will he Do with it?"

SMALL ENGRAVINGS.

Advertisements in Church, 63 Alice in Thunderland, 26 'Arry on Arrius, 302 Aunt Jane on Family Weddings, 207 Balfour on the Irish Pig, 50 Barristers Sketching in Court, 303 Blue-Ribbonite for Once only, 90 Blue-Ribbonite's Glass of Champagne, 27 Boiling the Porcelain Nest-Egg, 165 "Breezy Brighton," 262 Bumble Kicks the Drainage Petition, 170 "Burying the (Railway) Hatchet," 81 Butler's Opinion of Sir Pompey's Champagne, 174 Buying a Tie for a Wedding, 183 Captain Shaw, the Fire King, 14 Cave of the Winds (The), 122 Chamberlain and the Primrose Lady, 266 Chappie and Old Deer-Stalker, 267 Christian Czar and the Heathen Chinee, 86 Clergyman and a Bereaved Mother, 138 Cockney Sportsman and the Starlings, 215 Combat between Water and Wine, 201 Comic Amateur in a Country House, 114 Contralto Singer and Music Publisher, 219 Country Hostess and French Baron, 198 County Council and the Minotaur, 38 Cricket at Lord's, 46 Cyclist Centaur of the Future (The), 160 Daily Graphic's Weather-Young-Woman (The), 133 Dentist's Patient in Operating-Chair, 195 Devoting Swiss Tour to Lawn-Tennis, 186 Disappointed and Successful Artists, 39 Doctor and Nurse, 258 Drawing-Room Smelling of Tobacco-Smoke, 222 Drawing the Goschen Badger, 230 Election Fever--Victim's Vicissitudes, 286 Electric Light and the Householder, 98 Equestrian Clasping his Horse, 237 Ethel "Not at Home" to Governess, 294 Fancy Portrait of Sir W.V. Harcourt, 177 Father reading Son's School Report, 23 Fergusson Catching the Post, 182 Floods (The), 250 Garden Party on a Wet Day (A), 54 Gentleman on a Conjuror's Platform, 155 Gent's Reason for not admiring Browning, 171 German Emperor and Dogs of War, 158 German Emperor's Visit (The), 34 German Exhibition Hero (A), 192 Goddess of the Bathing Machine, 162 G.O.M. and East Dorset Election, 285 Grandmamma and Literary Grandson, 210 "Grandolph ad Leones," 202 Grandolph's Suggestion for Parliament, 94 Grandpapa and the Fortune-teller, 42 Greek Protected Female (The), 218 Hands _versus_ Ears, 123 Hunting Man in a Pond, 213 Inebriated Old Gent and British Association, 106 Irish Sportsman's Rebellious Dogs, 74 John Bull Prospero and Electric Ariel, 254 Jones "Marking" the Game, 261 Ladies in the House of Commons, 58 Ladies _v._ Boys at Cricket, 126 Lady Covets Old Gent's Dog, 78 Lady Godiva and Fair Frenchwoman, 135 Lady inviting Swell to Shoot Geese, 246 Lady Visitor and Mrs. Jones's Concert, 30 Lady wanting to learn Zenana Stitch, 111 Lady wearing a Gentleman's Coat, 147 Lancashire Watering-Place (A), 166 Lightly-Stepping Horse (A), 227 Little Maid and a Toyshopman, 150 Lord Chancellor and Burglar Witness, 242 Mature Siren and Lady Friend, 87 Middle-Aged Ladies' Amenities, 275 Miss Parliamentina puts her House in Order, 82 Mr. and Mrs. Jones on Matrimony, 102 Mr. Punch at the Potteries, 238 Mr. Punch Drinks to the Old Year, 310 Mr. Punch in Ireland, 142 Mr. Punch in Wales, 154 Mr. Punch on Board the Irish Mail, 130 Mr. Punch on Tour in Yorkshire, 274 Mr. Punch Thanking the World, 47 Mr. Punch visits Scarborough Spa, 178 Mrs. Blunderby's "Chef-d'oeuvres," 239 Newspaper Difficulties, 75 Old Cyclist and Roughs, 6 Old Tabby of a Mother-in-law, 306 Old Lady and the Cricket Club, 159 Only One Young Lady at Home, 287 Optical Illusion in Lady's Orchestra, 95 Parliamentary Bees on the Wing, 71 Parliamentary Night-Birds, 10 Parliamentary Official's Holiday (The), 118 Paterfamilias Starting for the Meet, 282 Patient's Vision of Dentist's Forceps, 70 Peer and the Salmon (The), 133 Percy and Miss Fitzogre's Nose, 284 Plain Country Gentleman and Son, 203 Poster for the next German Exhibition, 190 Promising Four-Year-Old Hunter (A), 298 Punch and the Prince of Naples, 49 Quick Change Chancellor (The), 299 Ratepayers' Revolt against County Council, 263 Raven at the War-Office (The), 206 Rector's Wife and Aspiring Buttons, 243 Reminiscence of the Ryde Season (A), 226 Ritchie's Work for Bumble, 110 Royal (Olympic) Divorce (A), 137 Russian Emperor and Republics, 62 Rustic Voter and Party River, 278 Sailors in the Back-yards, 2 Senior and Junior Counsel, 279 Sentry "coming out of his Kennel," 255 Shepherd Gladstone Piping to Agriculture, 290 Sir Augustus Harris, Knight, 59 Sir Richard Temple's Farewell, 107 Slipping down a Road-Car Staircase, 191 Society at the Botanical Gardens, 22 Swell's Difficulty with a Hatband, 99 Sporting Major and Laconic Waiter, 179 Street Ballad-Singer and Harpist, 45 Swell's Idea of seeing "L'Enfant Prodigue," 18 Thames Embankment as it Might be, 214 Tiff between Two Bards (A), 51 Torture by a Circular Hair-Brush, 265 Traveller who has Lost his Purse, 291 Undergraduates discussing Dante, 231 Vocalist and Talking Friends, 11 Wagnerian, but not a Musician (A), 251 Welsh Cars for Lord Mayor's Show, 241 Witch Monopoly and Fair London, 104 Young Bride and "Tom Jones," 270 Young Lady Boating with no Chaperon, 66