Chapter 3

ABC of Ibsenity (The), 239 About the Court, 147 Accident on the Ice, 35 Acting--on a Suggestion, 120 Adopted Child (The), 222 "Advance, Australia!" 126, 268 Agricultural Tripos (An), 221 Alarmed Autocrat (The), 282 All Adrift; or, Three Men in a Punt, 270 Among the Immortals, 217 Amusing Rattle's Note-Book for 1891 (The), 12, 36, 45 Another's, 177 Another Telephonic Suggestion, 150 Appropriate, 12 Arbitration, 30 Aristotelian Treasure-Trove, 57 Arthur and Composer, 65 Artist and a Whistler (An), 72 "As Easy as ABC," 309 Athletics, 123 At the End of the Year, 9, 23 Auditors in Wonderland, 15 BACCHUS Outwitted; or, The Triumph of Sobriety, 203 Baconian Theory (A), 210 Bar Barred! 145 Bendigo, 287 "Beroofen!" 281 "Better Late than Never!" 71, 157 Bitter Cry of Outcast Competition, 255 Blondel up to Date, 144 "Blood" _v_. "Bullion," 234 Boat-Race Ten Years Hence (The), 137 Bogey, Man! (The), 63 Bowls, 233 Bow-wow! 193 Bravo, Bagshawe! 98 Breach of Veracity (A), 27 Breakfast Table-Talk, 254 Bruin Junior, 62 Brum and the Oologist, 99 Brummagem Bolus (A), 173 Brustle's Bishop, 64 Bumble at Home, 18 Burns versus Burns, 26 'Busmen's Alphabet (The), 287 'Bus 'Oss's Mems (A), 289 By a Tired and Cynical Critic of Current Fiction, 123 CANADIAN Calendar (A), 99 Can a Man Imprison his Wife? 209 Candour in Court, 93 Canine Confidences, 39 Can(nes)did Confession (A), 78 Capital and Labour Forecast, 51 Celt again! 108 Chambers in St. James's Street, 120 Change for Thirty-five Shillings, 246 Change of Initials, 45 Charles Keene, 33 "Charles our Friend," 159 Charlie and Sarah, 69 Child's Chit-Chat, 273 Christmas in Two Pieces, 16 "Chucked!" 122 Church and Stage, 135 Civil Service Note, 96 Codlingsby Junior, 257 Coliseum--at Chicago (The), 275 Columbia on her Sparrow, 74 Coming Dress, 195 Coming Meeting (A), 39 Compensation, 21 Competition in the Future, 256 Complaint of the Census (A), 177 Composer Coming (The), 21 Coriolanus, 102 Court Cold! 153 Coy Colossus (A), 299 Criticising the Calendar, 168 Crummles Redivivus! 61 Curate to his Slippers (The), 24 DANCING-ON-NOTHING Girl (A), 141 Dante not "in it," 159 Day in the Law Courts (A), 279 Dead Frost (A), 71 Dearness and Dearth, 62 Desdemona to the Author of "Dorian Gray," 123 Diary of an Old Joke (The), 180 Diary of Dover (A), 135 Disclaimer (A), 210 Disinfecting the Wigs, 215 Dis-Order of the Day (The), 251 Domestic Melodies, 45 Drama Then and Now (The), 267 Dramatic Illustration of an Advertisement, 105 Dreamy Madness, 66 Druriolanus and Dancing, 81 Dumas Up to Army Estimates' Date, 105 EARL Granville, 179 Early Closing Movement, 215 Edwin and Angelina, 5 Elegy on a Mad Dog (An), 63 Essence of Parliament, 69, 71, 83, 95, 107, 119, 131, 143, 155, 168, 191, 204, 216, 225, 232, 251, 264, 275, 287, 299, 304 Ethics of Match-Boxes (The), 89 Eton Jubilee Curiosities, 303 Evenings from Home, 245 Explanations à la Mode, 292 Extract from the Report of the G.O.M.'s Birthday Speech at Hawarden, 36 "FACTA non Verba;" or, Pierrot in London, 179 Fair Exchange (A), 174 Familiarity breeds Respect, 243 Fascination! 158 Fashion's Floralia, 219 Fête or Fate? 129 Fine Young German Emperor (The), 182 First Act and the Last (The), 123 First Visit to the "Naveries," 217 "Flat, Stale, and Unprofitable," 156 Flowerless Funeral (The), 99 "Flowers that Bloom, tra-la!" (The), 141 For Better or Worse! 57, 201 Forecast for 1891 (A), 5 Freezing Point (A), 59 Friend of Ireland and the Wordy Knife-Grinder (The), 50 Friend of Labour (The), 183 Frieze of the Parthenon (The), 60 From Our Musical Box, 51 Fruit of the Session (The), 294 GAME of Peace (The), 40 Garden of Sleep (The), 206 "General Election Stakes," 258 General of the Future (The), 300 General View of "Private Inquiry" (A), 48 Geographical, 254 Giving a Lodger Notice to Quit, 131 Good Devon! 45 "Good Little 'Un is better than a Bad Big 'Un" (A), 110 Goschen cum Dig.; or, The (far from) Dying Swan, 146 G.P.O. Cuckoo (The), 145 Grand Old Wetterun (A), 149 Great Disappointment, 17 Great Whaling Expedition (The), 114 "Grey Apes of Age," 288 HAGIOLOGICAL and Historical Note, 48 Hands as they are Shook, 153 "Happy New Year!" (A), 6 Happy Prospect, 120 Hearthily Welcome, 183 Heinrich Schliemann, 15 "Here we are Again!" 74 Hero's Common Form Diary (The), 2 Herrick Up to Date, 177 Highest Education (The), 81 "Hired Priest" (The), 288 History and Art, 243 Homage to Sir James Hannen, 60 "Honours Easy!" 23 How it Happened, 302 How it's Done, 88 How Long? 269 Humour o't! (The), 219 Hundred-and-Ten-Tonner (The), 90 Hymen and Cupid, 210 IAGO on the Great Sermon Question, 121 I'd be a Criminal, 36 Ignotus, 178 In a Maze, 246 In a Lock.--A Whitsuntide Warble, 251 Information required, 59 In-Kerrect Kerr, 198 In the Latest Style, 11 In Memoriam, 65, 189 In Memoriam--"Old To-morrow," 289 In re the Influenza, 252 In their Easter Eggs, 165 "In the Name of the Law--Photographs!" 145 Invective of H-rc-rt (The), 182 Irish Diamond (An), 179 JACK'S Appeal, 53 Jokim and John, 213 Jokim the Cellarer; or, The Blend, 231 Jokim's Latest, 167 Jolly Young Waterman (The), 149 Junius Judex, 74 "KEEP your Hare on!" 137 Kensington Correspondence, 133 Kensington Gardens Small Talk, 129 Kept in the Stable, 138 Key to a Lock (The), 201 Key to the Proposed Heraldic Device, 243 King John at Oxford, 93 King Stork and King Log, 134 Knowledge is Invaluable, 309 Koch Sure! 42 LABOURS for Lent, 73 Land and Brain, 186 "La Rixe," 119 Larks! 48 Last Song (The), 231 Latest in Telegrams (The), 117 Latest "Labor Program" (The), 249 Launce in London, 14 Leaves from a Candidate's Diary, 167, 171, 181, 203, 205, 228, 233, 249, 261, 268, 280, 289 Legal Maxims, 156 Le Prince s'amuse, 297 Lights o' London (The), 87 Listening to the Gentle Kooen, 101 Lost in the Mist of Ages, 21 Lost Sergeant (The), 303 MAGAZINE Manners, 177 Men who have taken Me in--to Dinner, 105, 129, 165 Mere Suggestion for Next Time (A), 143 Merry Green Wood (The), 165 Micky Free in Paris, 177 Mitred Misery, 280 Mixture as Before (The), 265 "Model Husband" Contest, 61 Modern Brigand (The), 297 Modern Types, 73, 185, 196, Moi-Mem, 81 Moltke, 213 More Ibsenity, 125, 138 More Kicks than Halfpence, 171 "Mors et Vita," 195 Mortuary, 293 Most Appropriate, 39, 87 M.P. Manfield, M.P., 97 Mr. Herkomer and Mr. Parnell, 207 Mr. Jonathan and Miss Canada, 131 Mr. Punch's Pocket Ibsen, 136, 148, 157, 172, 184, 193, 208, 220, 241, 253 Mr. Punch's Prize Novels, 13, 28, 37, 85, 100, 112, 169, 229, 244 Mr. Punch to Miss Canada, 107 Mrs. Gingham on the Great 'Bus Question, 297 Mrs. Grundy to Mr. Goschen, 99 Musical Notes, 217, 300 Musical, Theatrical, and Judicial, 288 My Lady, 133 "My pretty Janus, oh, never look so Shy!" 88 NEWEST Nostrum (The), 263 New Prayer-Book Revision, 185 New Tale of a Tub; or, The Not-at-Home Secretary and the Laundresses (The), 290 Nolens Volens, 293 Not Caught Yet! 186 Note by a Nomad, 81 Notes from a Nursery-Garden, 240 Notes on the Royal Academy of 2091, 264 Nothing like Discipline, 205 Not Inside Out, 29 OBVIOUS, 263 "Odd Man Out," 51 Ode to Compensation, 237 "Oh no, we never Mention him! 143 Old Morality's Christmas Cards and New Year Wishes, 6 Old Times Revived, 89 Old Woman and her Water Supply, 81 Ollendorff in London, 160 One Pound Notes, 165 On the River, 289 Operatic Gossip, 27 Operatic Notes, 189, 197, 209, 221, 231, 256, 281 Operatic Puzzle (An), 305 Other Man (The), 201 Our Advertisers, 9, 39, 105 Our Booking-Office, 4, 17, 29, 41, 65, 77, 89, 101, 111, 124, 141, 149, 161, 180, 191, 196, 213, 221, 239, 245, 257, 276, 285, 293 Our Opening (Sun) Day! 167 Our Particular Tip comes off Right, 275 Our Particular Tip for the Derby, 255 Out of School, 108 Overheard at Earl's Court, 237 Oxford and Cambridge Boat-Race, 156 "PALMAM Qui Meruit, Ferat!" 302 Pantomimic Reverie (A), 36 "Paper-Chase" (The), 78 Par about Pictures, 90 Parental Authority, 305 Pars about Pictures, 4, 27 Party Peter Bell (The), 215 Paterfamilias on his Census Paper, 179 Penny for your Thoughts (A), 252 Pick of the Pictures (The), 227 Pink of Courtesy, and a True Blue, 95 Pint of Half-and-Half (A), 48 Pioneer in Petticoats (A), 45 Playing Old Gooseberry at the Hay-market, 52 Playtime for a Doll's House, 65 Plea for the Cart-Horse Parade Society (A), 243 "Please give me a Penny, Sir," 198 Polite Judgment, 21 Political Asides, 306 Politics Up to Date, 11 Presented at Court, 174 Private and Confidential, 150 "Prodigious!" 60 Proposed Old Etonian Banquet (The), 147 Proverbs pro Omnibus, 293 Publisher and his Friends (A), 159 QUEER Queries, 87, 98, 141, 156, 183, 195, 233, 263 Query by Ignoramus, 95 Question of the Knight, 105 "Quite New and Original," 113 RAIKES Rex! 155 Recipe, 267 Remarkable Conversion, 63 Reminiscence of C.K. (A), 27 Repartee to a Spouse, 221 Return of the Wanderer (The), 192 Revelations of a Reveller, 129 Rights and Wrongs of Labour (The), 228 Rights of Counsel (The), 167 Rival "Jarvies" (The), 90 Robert at the Academy, 263 Robert at the Children's Fancy Ball, 218 Robert at the Derby, 273 Robert on English and Foreign Waiters, 239 Robert on Skatin', 57 Robert's Xmas Bankwet, 4 Rolling of the R's (The), 48 "Rouge et Noir!" 54 Rough Crossing (A), 132 SAD Story, 221 Salisbury's Version, 261 "Salvage Man" (A), 51 Same Old Game (The), 108 Savoy Question (A), 215 School of Criticism (A), 147 Seasonable Reply, 21 Semi-Official Introduction, 21 Serenade; or, Over the Garden Wall, 86 Shadows from Mistletoe and Holly, 9 Shah (Lefevre) and the Sultan (The), 35 Shakspeare and the Unmusical Glasses. 113 Shelley Revised, 137 Shipping Intelligence, 114 "Shodkin" (The), 305 Show of the Old Masters at Burlington House, 15 Silent, Shakspeare, 197 Somebody's Luggage, 207 Something in a Name, 123 Something like a Subscription, 49 Song of the Bacillus (The), 144 Songs by a Cynic, 129 Songs of the Unsentimentalist, 189, 195, 205 Sons of Britannia, 195 Sound and Safe, 145 South African Sentiment (A), 93 Specimens from Mr. Punch's Scamp-Album, 77, 97, 121, 240 Still another Chapter of my Memoir, 47 "Strait" Tip (The), 39 Strange, but True, 71 Striking Intelligence, 291 Striking Times, 125 St. Valentine's Eve, 84 "Such a Dawg!", 173 Sullivanhoe!, 76 Summer!, 281 Summery Mummery, 302 "Survival or the Fittest," 17, 78 "Sweet Strife," 198 Sword versus Lancet, 191 TAKEN upon Trust, 161 Taking the Census, 173 Talking by Time, 162 Ten Minutes' Idyl (A), 165 "That Con-foundland Dog!", 162 Theatrical Plunge; or, Taking a Hedda (A), 233 To a Debutante, 141 Their "Ibsen-dixit," 75 "Thermidor" Up to Date, 72 Three Acres and an Egg, 183 To a Complimentary Counsel, 111 To-day's Amusements, 2 Tolstoi on Tobacco, 85 To Mlle. Jane May, 229 Tommy Atkins's Hard Lot, 74 To Mr. Rudyard Kipling, 83, 105 Too Civil by Half; or, Past, Present, and Future, 33 To Rose Norreys as "Nora," 277 To the Queen of Mays, 240 To those it may Concern, 159 Tracks for the Times, 185 Traveller's Friend (The), 285 Triumph of Black and White (The), 133 Tryst (The), 266 Tyrants of the Strand (The), 285 UNDER a Civil Commander-in-Chief, 124 United Service Diary for 1891 (The), 9 Unrehearsed Effect (An), 29 "Up, Guards, and Act 'em!" 173 Upon Afric's Shore, 215 Upper Note (An), 83 Up-to-Date Conversationist, 62 Up-to-Time Table, from the North, 30 VERY Wildest West (The), 269 Vice Versa, 51 Voces Populi, 3, 24, 25, 40, 49, 49, 265, 277, 292 WAIL from the Tub (A), 301 Waking Them Up, 53 Wanted for the Eton Loan Collection, 159 Way of Westminster (The), 160 Welcome Back! 54 What do _you_ Think? 66 What it may Come to, 181 What it may Come to in London, 269 What it will Come to, 180 What's in a Name? 120, 126, 192 What they have been Told down East, 293 "Wherever we Wander," 121 Why should London wait? 254 Wilde Flowers, 125 Wild Welcome (A), 129 Word to Mothers (A), 45 "Worse than Ever!" 42 YANKEE Oracle on the Three-Volume Novel, 195

LARGE ENGRAVINGS.

ADOPTED Child (The), 223 "Advance, Australia!", 127 Alarmed Autocrat (The), 283 All Adrift!, 271 Arbitration, 31 "Blood" _versus_ "Bullion," 235 Bumble at Home, 19 Coriolanus, 103 Fair Exchange (A), 175 Fruit of the Session (The), 295 "General Election Stakes," 259 "Happy New Year!" (A), 7 Hymen, Fin de Siècle, 211 In a Maze, 247 Kept in the Stable, 139 Not Caught Yet!, 187 "Paper-Chase" (The), 79 Parliamentary Aside (A), 307 "Please give me a Penny!", 199 Private and Confidential, 151 "Retire!--What do _You_ Think?", 67 Rival "Jarvies" (The), 91 "Rouge et Noir!", 65 "Sprat to Catch a Whale!" (A), 115 "That Con--foundland Dog!", 163 "Worse than Ever!", 43

SMALL ENGRAVINGS.

AMERICAN Bride amid Roman Ruins, 282 American "Copyright Bill," 131 Ancient Example of Female Masher, 268 Appeal Case in the Lords (An), 82 Applicant for a Boy's Situation, 159 April Fools, 166 Arthur Golfour, 130 Artist's Room good for a Dance, 174 Assisted Education Bill, 280 Author and a Pompous Critic, 28 Authoress and the Looking-Glass, 39 Baccarat Case in Court (The), 279 Barrister in Pugilistic Costume, 9 Bill Sikes and the Electric Light, 87 Block System at Eton, 303 Bobby and the Aristotelian MS., 83 Britannia and the United Service, 194 Butcher, Dog. and Meat, 93 Calendar for 1891, 1 Canoist and Opposition Swan, 146 Census Day Characters, 178 Chaplin and the St. Bernard, 38 Cheap Horse for the Derby (A), 257 Cloak-room Boy and Crush-Hats, 201 Cold Reception; or, Parliament Meeting in a Blizzard (A), 46 Concave Partner Wanted (A), 231 Cricket in the Commons, 155 Crossing-Sweeper and a Big Swell, 255 Crossing-Sweeper and Pavement Artist, 109 Curate who is a Chalybeate, 143 Discontented Jurymen, 59 Doctor's Footman and Visitor, 119 Drawing a Badger, 25 Egotistical Poet and the Papers, 306 Electric Light at St. Stephen's, 70 Engaging a Partner for a Waltz, 114 English Art and her Supporters, 207 English Bookmaker and French Gendarme, 122 Eton Centenary (The), 303 Exchanged Hats (The), 138 Fair American and Two Artists, 258 Fancy Portrait of "General Idea," 195 Faraday Congratulating Science, 309 Fascinating Serpent (The), 158 Fashion's Floralia, 218 Father Time's Vanishing Trick, 12 Fight between Big and Little Guns, 110 Follies of the Year, 10 Foreigner quotes Shakspeare at Dinner, 42 Friends for Forty Years, 123 General Guzzleton doesn't take Tea, 270 Gentleman well thrown off his Horse, 261 Georgie and Mamma's Letter, 171 German who speaks English not well, 263 Gladstone, the Knife-Grinder, 50 Golfour Statue (The), 273 G.O.M. Variety Entertainer (The), 94 Goschen the Wine Merchant, 230 Grand Old Man's Irish Doff, 63 Grandolph the Prodigal, 226 Guards and the Common Army (The), 126 Hamlet, according to Shakspeare, 11 Harcourt and the Hares' Bill, 182 Home Secretary and Laundry-Women, 290 Horse you can Sit on Anywhere (A), 249 Hunting Man's Hat and Scarecrow, 117 Hunting with a Drag, 124 Husband's Departure for Paris (A), 162 Ibsen in Brixton, 215 India and the Russian Bear, 62 Indignant Crossing-Sweeper (An), 191 Inebriate at the Natural History Museum, 167 Inflated Safety Skating Costume, 15 Intelligent Briton and French Blank Verse, 107 Irish O'Rip van Winkle (The), 34 John Bull and Miss India, 206 Jones's Stale Story to Miss Smith, 51 Judge Jeune in Judicial State, 74 King Stork and King Log, 134 Ladies Prig-Sticking, 6 Lady Godiva and the Electric Light, 294 Lady Identifying Artist's Portraits, 30 Landlady and Old Bachelor's Mutton, 275 "La Rixe," 118 Larkins at the Naval Exhibition, 310 Launce and his Dog, 14 Liking her Cheek, 186 Literary Stars, 2 Little Girl and Gentleman Ringing Bell, 27 London University and the Medical Student, 254 Lord Archbishop of Nova Scotia (The), 299 Lord Hartington's different Characters, 298 Lord Randolph's Career, 214 Major O'Gourmand's Dry Champagne, 291 "Matthews at Home," 154 McDougall and the Cambridge Don, 111 Metropolitan Railway Types, 18 Miss Parliament's Dream of a Fancy Ball, 106 Monsieur van de Blowitzown Tromp, 47 Mr. Gladstone's New House, 75 Mrs. Grimwood's Manipur Adventures, 302 New Curate and the High Pulpit, 234 Nobleman's New Racer (A), 237 Old Lady and Linkman in Fog, 99 "On the Scent!" 57 Oysters Frozen in their Beds, 81 Painter's Rejected Picture (A), 219 Painting on a Pocket-Handkerchief, 222 "Paul and Virginia" Umbrella, 8 Pick of the Pictures (The), 227, 238, 243 Political Boating Party in a Lock, 250 Political Military Tournament (A), 286 Pony Treading on Rider's Toe, 210 Post-Office Cuckoo (The), 145 Professor Borax and the Listening Lady, 246 Proposed Heraldic Device for the L.C.C., 242 Psychical Society and 'Cycling, 203 Queen Victoria and her Water Babies, 98 Quiet Time without Omnibuses (A), 297 Raikes' Progress (The), 190 Random Aladdin, 142 Reason for leaving a Theatre early, 213 Removing an Organ-Grinder, 69 Rhodes and Mashonaland, 266 Robert and the German Waiters, 239 Robert Burns v. John Burns, 26 Samples of Salisbury, 262 Sarcastic Bus-Driver and Passenger, 287 Sea-sick Channel Passengers, 153 Sergeant-at-Arms' Dream of Bar of the House, 274 Shah (Lefevre) and the Sultan (The), 35 Shinner Quartette (The), 47 Sir William Variety Harcourt, 202 Skating Curate (A), 66 Skating during a Thaw, 54 Sketch from "L'Enfant Prodigue," 179 Sketch of the Blizzard, 135 Sport in the Snow, 58 Swell going to his Tailor's, 147 Sympathetic Brother Artist (A), 71 Taken cum (Corney) Grain O! 12 Tommy and his Toys in Studio, 102 Trouble in Tom Tiddler's Ground, 278 Twelfth-Night Drawings for Time, 22 Two Cronies discussing Old Friends, 183 Two Influenza Invalids, 292 Two well-matched Horse-Dealers, 90 Uncle Sam serenading Miss Canada, 86 Unsatisfactory Breakfast Bacon (The), 198 Victory Road-Car (The), 267 Volunteer Officer Resigning, 170 Waiters' and Gentlemen's Dress, 95 War Secretary and Army Doctors, 285 Would-be Golf-Player (A), 78 Yankee Lady and the Dead Fox, 83 Young Lady and the Family Dentist, 150 Young Lady instructing in Cookery, 251