Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, December 30, 1914

Chapter 4

Chapter 42,384 wordsPublic domain

Cartoons.

PARTRIDGE, BERNARD. At the Post of Honour, 203 Children's Truce (The), 519 Chronic Complaint (A), 459 Eagle Comique (The), 419 Emergency Exit (The), 11 Excursionist (The), 379 Giving the Show Away, 319 Glorious Example (A), 399 God (and the Women) our Shield, 223 Hail! Russia, 243 Killed, 499 King at the Front (The), 479 Masterpiece in the Making (A), 51 Mutual Service, 131 New Army to the Front (The), 539 Pattern of Chivalry (A), 439 Plain Duty (A), 359 Resort to the Obvious (A), 91 Road to Russia (The), 299 Triumph of "Culture" (The), 185 Unconquerable, 339 What of the Dawn?, 111 World's Enemy (The), 167

RAVEN-HILL, L. At Durazzo-super-Mare, 83 Beaten on Points, 23 Carrying on, 431 Coming of the Cossacks (The), 177 Cool Stuff, 123 Dishonoured, 531 Forewarned, 371 For Friendship and Honour, 151 Fulfilment, 511 Good Hunting, 411 Greater Game (The), 331 Great Goth (The), 281 Great Illusion (The), 263 His Master's Voice, 391 India for the King, 215 Innocent (The), 471 Joseph Chamberlain, 71 Limit (The), 351 Made in Germany, 235 North Sea Chantey (A), 311 Political Jungle (The), 40-41 Power Behind (The), 103 Sinews of War (The), 491 To Arms, 195 Well Met, 161 When the Ships come Home, 3

TOWNSEND, F. H. Boer and Briton Too, 273 Bravo, Belgium, 143 Incorrigibles (The), 291 Liberal Cave-Men (The), 63 Men of Few Words, 451 Nothing Doing, 255

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Articles.

BOYLE, W. P. In Memory, 280

BRIGHTWELL, L. R. Another Misjudged Alien, 465 Notes by a War Dog, 385

BROWN, C. HILTON Cottage (The), 138 Little Brother, 495

CALDECOTT, H. S. Paris Again, 426

CAMPBELL, A. Y. Stick to it, Right Wing, 335

CHALMERS, P. R. At the Tower, 62 Bees (The), 121 Fact and Fable, 110 Fan, 435 Guns of Verdun, 202 Infantry, 222 In the City, 181 Jules François, 315 Kings from the East, 260 Kitty Adair, 98 Lady's Walk (The), 377 Prima Donna (The), 31 Southdowns (The), 343 Steeple (The), 279 To Limehouse, 251 Wilhelm, 348 Wireless, 395

COBB, MISS J. Willow Pattern Plate (The), 503

COCHRANE, A. Sporting Despatch (A), 464 Tirpitz Touch (The), 242

COLLINS, G. H. To a Super-Patriot, 413

CRESWELL, BULKELEY Rubbing It In, 56

DARK, RICHARD Love's Labour Not Lost, 474 Voice in the Night (A), 536

DAVEY, NORMAN R.G.A. 536

DRENNAN, W. ST. G. Docthor's War Speech (The), 424 Tommy Brown, Auctioneer, 466 Tommy Brown, Patriot, 394 Tommy Brown, Recruiting Sergeant, 330

DUFFIELD, E. N. Silvern Tongue (The), 268

DUFFIN, MISS Barbara's Birthday Bear, 524

ECKERSLEY, ARTHUR Cutting Down, 268 New News (The), 179 Next (The), 541 Pacificist (The), 238

EDEN, MRS. H. P. Prize (The), 521

ELIAS, F. How Germany Came Off, 194 How War is "Made in Germany", 163 Mails for a Mailed Fist, 498 Sound and Fury, 279 Why I Don't Enlist, 410 Works of Kultur, 341

EMANUEL, WALTER Catch (The), 259 Charivaria, weekly Nut's Views on the War (A), 306

FAY, STANLEY J. Plea for Pegasus (A), 166 Price of Patriotism (The), 430

FORSTER, R. H. Food War (A), 259

GARVEY, MISS INA Blanche's Letters, 68, 206, 396

GITTINS, H. N. Double Cure (The), 129 Exercise 1, 95

GLASGOW, MRS. R. On Earth--Peace, 521

GRAHAM, SCOTT Militant's Tariff (The), 15

GRAVES, C. L. Burgomaster Max, 301 Father Wilhelm, 397 Freedom of the Press (The), 483 Imperial Infanticide (The), 537 Minor War Games, 501 New School of Divinity (The), 257 Passing of the Cow (The), 137 Super-Sympathy, 239 To Mr. Bernard Jaw, 430 Two Germanies (The), 213 War's Revenges, 464 Woman at the Fight, 25

GRAVES, C. L., AND LUCAS, E. V. Answers to Correspondents, 171 Archibong, 382 As Others Wish to See Us, 381 Aunt Louisa's Song Scena, 414 Balm for the Brainless, 16 Choice (The), 278 Feline Amenities, 187 First Blunder (The), 230 From Another Point of View, 189 Heroes (The), 209 Limit of Ignorance (The), 424 Meditations on Mushrooms, 286 Mutability, 105 My Brother's Letter, 326 My Favourite Paper, 404 My Hardy Annual, 126 Our Literary War Lords, 378 Our Mighty Penmen, 476 Our Overburdened Heroes, 226 Oxford in Transition, 82 Politics at the Zoo, 30 Progress of Man (The), 106 Real Hero of the War (The), 532 Real Reason (The), 361 Renamed Celebrities, 313 Santa Claus at the Front, 522 Surprise (The), 346 Volumes, 145 White Man's Burden (The), 355

HASELDEN, PERCY En Passant, 192 Moon-Pennies, 304 Searchlights on the Mersey, 478 To a Pompadour Clock, 269

HASTINGS, B. MACDONALD Keeping in the Limelight, 515

HODGKINSON, T. Benefactor (A), 462 Diplomacy, 94 Forlorn Hope (The), 486 Imports and Exports, 247 Repatriation, 426 Silent Charmer (The), 16 Stable Information, 497 To a Jaded German Pressman, 306 Viking Spirit (The), 170 Wiser Choice (The), 135

HUGHES, C. E. Restorative Power of Music (The), 150

JENKINS, ERNEST Another Innocent Victim of the War, 373 Our Colossal Arrangements, 107 Things That Do Not Matter, 321

JOHNSTON, ALEC How Will You Take It?, 219 News from the Back of the Front, 470 Private View (The), 165

KEIGWIN, R. P. Casus Belli, 366 Four Sea Lords (The), 478 To a Naval Cadet, 266

KIDD, ARTHUR Awakening (The), 287 Fortune's Favourite, 198 Kill or Cure, 530 Our Daily Bread, 308 Prophets (The), 505 Strategic Disease, 416 Tours in Fact and Fancy, 58

KINGSLEY-LONG, H. With High Heart, 343

KNOX, E. G. V. Awakening (The), 87, 433 Cocoanuts, 127 Cut Flowers, 122 Double Life (The), 148 Error in Arcady (An), 116 Foiling of "The Blare" (The), 117 Great Petard (The), 375 Great Shock (The), 338 In Darkest Germany, 358 Jesting of Jane (The), 55 Kaiser's Hate (The), 415 Misused Talent (The), 393 New Noah's Ark (The), 234 Ode to the Spirit of Wireless Victory, 262 Peace with Honour, 458 Progress, 1 Purple Lie (The), 22 Saving of Stratford (The), 295 Scratch Handicap (The), 188 Tempering the Wind, 65 Twilight in Regent's Park, 318 Valhalla, 276

LANGLEY, F. O. Extenuating Circumstance (The), 146 Helpmeet (The), 304 Payment in Kind, 66 Sinecure (The), 82 Watch Dogs (The), 183, 200, 258, 284, 314, 353, 398, 453, 494, 534

LAWS, A. GORDON Censor Habit (The), 221

LAWRENCE C. E. As England Expects, 260

LEGARD, T. F. Victorine, 542

LEHMANN, R. C. Amanda, 75 Compulsion, 98 Crisis (The), 102 Determined Island (A), 142, 160, 176 Diary of a Kaiser, 214 For the Children, 435 Khaki Muffler (The), 364 Ode to John Bradbury, 208 Packer's Plaint (The), 130 Search for Paddington (The), 486 Teeth-Setting, 247 Unwritten Letters to the Kaiser, 254, 272, 290, 310, 345, 370, 390, 426, 450, 493, 510, 530 Walkers (The), 10

LETTS, W. M. Sea Change (A), 301

LODGE, ARTHUR A. Enigma, 6

LUCAS, E. V. Entente in Being (The), 481 Marne Footnote (A), 504 Once Upon a Time, 18, 26, 76, 85

LUCY, HENRY Essence of Parliament, Weekly during Session. "Charlie" Beresford, 401

LULHAM, H. Bob's Way, 259

LUMLEY, L. Guarded Green (The), 78 My Girl Caddie, 138

LYON, MISS L. BOWES Britain to Belgium, 381

MACLAREN, N. Peacemaker (The), 535

MARTIN, N. R. Doubt, 267 False Pretences, 355 Great Campaign (The), 241 Our Guy, 374 Recruiting Ballad (A), 443 Report Fallacious (The), 374 Terrors of War (The), 484 Too Much Championship, 69 War in Acacia Avenue (The), 303

MCKAY, HERBERT Top Slice (The), 108

MILNE, A. A. Armageddon, 128 At the Play, 210, 222, 246, 286 Christmas Spirit (The), 516 Double Mystery (The), 336 Enchanted Castle (The), 2 Enter Bingo, 316 Evangelist (The), 254 Fatal Gift (The), 198 First Tee (The), 89 High Jinks at Happy-Thought Hall, 496 James Feels Better, 240 Last Line (The), 275, 293, 356, 416, 476 Midsummer Madness (A), 28 Old Order Changes (The), 164 Patriot (The), 436 Peace Cigar (The), 376 Problem of Life (The), 146 Question of Light (A), 456 "They Also Serve", 182 Two Recruiting Sergeants (The), 218 Warm Half-Hour (A), 62

MULGREW, FRANK Scandalmongrian Romance (A), 7

O'CARROLL, T. LOCKE Archbishop's Apologia (The), 455

OGILVIE, W. H. War Horse of the King (A), 280

PHILPOTTS, EDEN Cannon Fodder, 305

PLUMBE, C. CONWAY Debt of Honour (A), 422 Home Thoughts from the Trenches, 496 India: 1784-1914, 296

POPE, MISS JESSIE His First Victory, 217 Little and Good, 383 Outpost (The), 239 Royal Cracksman (A), 338

RICHARDSON, R. J. Lost Season (The), 364

RIGBY, REGINALD Another War Scare, 475 Arrest (The), 363 Counting of Chickens (The), 230 Mark of Distinction (A), 78 Safeguards, 418 Suppressed Superman (The), 516 Unintelligent Anticipation, 334

RITTENBERG, MAX Beats, 322 Column of Adventure (The), 208 Mystery of Prince ---- (The), 383 Old Bulldog Breed (The), 424 Slump in Crime (The), 342 Wild and Woolly West End (The), 444

SEAMAN, OWEN Another Scrap of Paper, 290 At the Play, 96, 246, 286, 302, 344, 434, 506 Avengers (The), 194 Between Midnight and Morning, 490 Call of England (The), 176 Canute and the Kaiser, 350 Dies Iræ, 160 Earl Roberts (In Memory), 438 Egypt in Venice, 5 For the Red Cross, 214 Imperial Overture (An), 272 Joseph Chamberlain (In Memory), 70 Leaves from an Imperial Note Book, 234 Old Sea-Rover Speaks (The), 510 Patriot Under Fire (A), 22 Probation, 254 Pro Patria, 142 Thomas of the Light Heart, 310 To a False Patriot, 370 To the Bitter End, 410 To the Enemy on his Achievement, 330 To the Neutral Nations, 450 To the Shirker: A Last Appeal, 390 Truthful Willie, 470 Uses of Ocean (The), 102 War-Lord's New Year's Eve (The), 530

SMITH, BERTRAM Attack on German Trade (The), 197 Christmas Presents, 1914, 502 Cure for Cricket (The), 17 Dispositions, 237 Inquisition (The), 76 Interpreters (The), 296 Nature of a Moratorium (The), 159 Our Dumb Enemies, 383 Our National Guests, 406, 444, 502 Sunday Evening Edition (The), 333 War Declarations, 220 War Items, 341 War Mementoes, 454

SMITH, MISS CICELY FOX Return of the Prodigal (The), 538

SMITH, E. B. Zeitungs and Gazettings, 342

SPENDER, MISS BRENDA Capture (A), 514 Herbert, 386

STERNE, ASHLEY Arms and the Woman, 250 Candidate for the Force (A), 199 Christmas Present for the Queen (A), 483 Last Bottle (The), 446 Mnemonics, 136 My Trousseau, 86 On Active Service, 156 Our War Story, 323 Rash Assumption (A), 473 Tobacco Plant (A), 405 Too Much Notice, 526

SYMNS, J. M. Grey Gibbons, 403 Missionary (The), 115

TATHAM, M. Retrospective, 97

THOROLD, R. A. Opportunists (The), 463 Price of War (The), 404 Traitor (The), 315

TOMBS, J. S. M. Love's Labour Well Lost, 108 Love's Logic, 15 Professional Attitude (The), 61 Seasonable Beverage (A), 28

TRUSCOTT, PARRY At the "Plough and Horses", 325 War and the High Hand, 350

WHAITE, M. H. HOYLE Mr. Punch's War Correspondence, 277 Tragic Mistake at Potsdam (A), 423

WHITE, R. F. All Liars' Day, 118 Mr. Punch's Holiday Stories, 134, 154, 169, 190, 210, 228, 248 New Art(A), 365 Seaside Song Scena (A), 26 Unplayed Masterpiece (An), 88

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Pictures and Sketches.

ARMOUR, G. D., 44, 65, 97, 117, 139, 157, 165, 189, 199, 267, 287, 303, 323, 335, 365, 385, 407, 427, 445, 467, 485, 507, 527, 537

BAUMER, LEWIS, 15, 29, 32, 85, 110, 245, 271, 305, 337, 361, 369, 453, 478

BAYNES, PHILIP, 17, 46

BELCHER, GEORGE, 59, 79, 137, 145, 173, 219, 237, 275, 307, 321, 347, 375, 447, 475, 521

BIRD, W., 38, 61, 121, 238, 251, 314, 362, 389, 489, 529

BRIAULT, S., 294

BRIGHTWELL, L. R., 415, 514

BROOK, RICARDO, 284, 309, 384, 402, 409, 494, 528

CALOR, T., 374

COBB, MISS RUTH, 429

CROSS, STANLEY, 278, 414

DOWD, J. H., 94, 231

FENNING, WILSON, 21

FRASER, P., 54, 158, 328, 348, 349, 454, 534

GERMAN, DICK, 449, 502

GRAVE, CHARLES, 6, 69, 95, 126, 181, 213, 250, 265, 289, 465, 469, 482, 526

HALLIDAY, W., 106

HARRISON, C., 38, 46, 159, 241, 302, 306, 522

HART, FRANK, 155, 327, 343, 423

HASELDEN, W. K., 96, 210, 434, 506

HENRY, THOMAS, 508

HICKLING, P. B., 115, 301

ILLINGWORTH, F. W., 270

JENNIS, G., 227, 277, 355

KING, GUNNING, 397

LEWIN, F. G., 474

LLOYD, A. W., 13, 53, 73, 74, 93, 113, 133, 134, 153, 154, 162, 170, 175, 180, 205, 206, 228, 230, 233, 245, 266

LOW, HARRY, 448

LUNT, WILMOT, 99, 345, 398, 463

MCHUTCHON, F., 220

MILES, M., 354

MILLS, A. WALLIS, 7, 47, 75, 101, 135, 149, 174, 191, 193, 207, 247, 259, 285, 317, 333, 363, 382, 394, 425, 455, 495, 538

MINNS, B. E., 27, 86

MORROW, EDWIN A., 14, 80, 81, 147

MORROW, GEORGE, 9, 43, 48, 49, 50, 60, 77, 100, 120, 140, 190, 212, 232, 252, 288, 308, 325, 387, 401, 428, 435, 468, 488, 498, 509

NORRIS, A., 26, 221, 322

PARTRIDGE, BERNARD, 1, 31

PATTEN, L., 368

PEARS, CHARLES, 129, 269

PEGRAM, FRED, 171, 357, 418, 505, 525, 541

PETT, NORMAN, 141

RAVEN-HILL, L., 36, 107, 166, 187, 209, 257, 358, 383, 515, 518

REYNOLDS, FRANK, 211, 261, 279, 395, 487

REYNOLDS, PERCY T., 342, 483

RHEAD, F. A., 381

ROUNTREE, HARRY, 295, 443, 503

SHEPARD, E. H., 45, 57, 66, 130, 183, 201, 222, 298, 318, 338, 378, 417, 517, 543

SHEPPERSON, C. A., 10, 34, 35, 90, 109, 184, 202, 249, 262, 280, 293, 315, 341, 367, 377, 413, 433, 458, 481, 501, 535

SIMMONS, GRAHAM, 67

SKINNER, H. F. C., 446

SMITH, A. T., 19, 30, 55, 87, 114, 127

STAMPA, G. L., 37, 119, 169, 192, 229, 242, 253, 297, 329, 388, 405, 437, 457, 477, 523

THOMAS, BERT, 422, 497

THORPE, J. H., 403

TERRY, STAN, 20

TOWNSEND, F. H., 5, 25, 33, 37, 89, 105, 125, 150, 163, 179, 197, 217, 225, 239, 283, 313, 334, 353, 373, 393, 421, 441, 442, 461, 473, 493, 513, 533

WESTRUP, MISS E. K., 408

WILSON, DAVID, 172, 246, 462

WOOD, STARR, 188

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