Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 29, 1895
Part 3
One would suppose that, sitting down to write, CLARK RUSSELL had just come home from a long trip foreign, or at least lived his life somewhere within sight and sound of the sea. The pity of it is, my Baronite tells me, that this incomparable student of the sea, of ships that go down upon the waters, and of those who people them, lies at anchor on his sofa in an inland town. He has not looked upon the sea for a dozen years, nor smelt its brine, nor watched a ship coming or going. This makes the more marvellous the power of description of sea life in all its forms here displayed. Beyond this special gift, fascinating to some people, Mr. RUSSELL has a story to tell, a good stout sea story, full of life and adventure, through the devious movements of which we meet real men and one woman. Remembering that CLARK RUSSELL now ranks as a veteran novelist, it is pleasant to bear testimony to the fact that he seems to have saved his best wine to the last. _The Convict Ship_ is, take it from stem to stern, the best work he has yet turned out.
THE B. DE B.-W.
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"N.B."--Glasgow will have to look after its parks. Here is the Town Council actually dreaming of "feuing" some of "the recently-acquired Camphill grounds" for building purposes! These grounds belong to the people, and adjoin the South Side Park, and "the amenity of that park would be destroyed" by building operations. One protester says South Side Park is the prettiest in Glasgow, and "more like the London parks, which I regard as the finest in the kingdom." Thanks, worthy Scot! The view of it, "as seen through the railings in the Pollokshaws Road," reminds him of "the fine view of Hyde Park which is to be had through the railing in that busy and lovely thoroughfare--Oxford Street." Thanks again, thrice worthy Pict! But Oxford Street a "lovely thoroughfare"--well! At any rate, the Glasgow Bailies when next they are disposed to "feu," should think of the "Many" instead.
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RHYME FOR RECORD-MAKERS.
Rattle-it, rattle-it, "Biking" man; Make us a "record" as fast as you can; Score it, and print it as large as life, And someone will "cut" it ere you can say knife!
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GERMANY AND FRANCE AT THE THEATRES.--Capital fun at DRURIOLANUS'S Drury Lane, by the Ducal Court Company. Farcical Comedy, HASEMANN'S _Töchter_, played by the Ducal Creatures. How we have been going it in the theatrical world! SARA in French! DUSE in Italian! and now the clever people of Saxe-Coburg-and-Gotha ("You'll Go-tha and see 'em!") to finish with. By the way, SARA not to be beaten by anybody as _La Tosca_. Fascinating and terrible as ever. In the knife, corpse, and candle scene, awful. Fine play, but--"Horrible! Most horrible!" Quite comforting, when curtain descends on that Act, to remember that "it's only purtendin'."
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A singular entry was on Tuesday, June 18, made in Mr. INGLEFIELD'S visitors' (House of Commons) book. "Mr. DISRAELI--Mr. GLADSTONE." It was Mr. C. DISRAELI introducing as a visitor _a_ Mr. GLADSTONE of Liverpool. A very "singular entry" indeed, had it been the ghost of Big Ben himself!
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DR. W. GRACE'S FAVOURITE DISH.--"Batter pudding."
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MERRY MAY OUR KIEL GROW!
(BY A WEE GERMAN LADDIE).
AIR--"_The Keel Row!_"
As I sailed through the Baltic, The Baltic, the Baltic, As I sailed through the Baltic, I heard a German sing, O! "Merry may our Kiel grow, Our Kiel grow, our Kiel grow, With ships from sea to sea, O!
"The Vaterland reposes, As though on beds of roses, Whilst we hold up our noses, Among the Naval Powers, O! Merry may our Kiel grow, &c.
"The Frank desires to mizzle, His Panama's a fizzle. BULL, in his land of drizzle, Is jealous as cm be, O! But merry may our Kiel grow, &c."
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Mr. F. J. HORNIMAN, F.R.G.S., tea-merchant, has accepted the invitation to oppose Mr. CAVENDISH BENTINCK, Conservative M.P., for the united borough of Penryn, Flushing, and Falmouth. It is anticipated, says the _Western Daily Mercury_, that he will make a good candidate. Certainly he ought to be able to suit the constituency to a T, unless it continues faithful to its CAVENDISH, in which case his candidature will end in smoke. Mr. HORNIMAN, no doubt, hopes for an early general election, because the longer he stands the greater prospect of his getting what schoolboys call a "tannin'."
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NEW SONG.--"_Goodness' Nose_," By the author of _"Beauty's Eyes"!!_
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CHATS WITH THE CHILDREN.
A COMIC RAILWAY JOURNEY.
_Miss Prunes-Prism._ And now, my dear charges, I trust you have utilised the hour that has been hypothecated to enjoyment profitably.
_Emily._ Indeed we have, dear governess. I have read to my brother and sister a most amusing account of a railway traveller who wished to get from Bangor to Euston in five hours, and was baffled in the well-intentioned attempt by the clever ingenuity of the railway companies!
_Miss Prunes-Prism._ You refer, no doubt, to the gentleman who, having left Bangor at 7.55, reached Llandudno at 8.5, Colwyn Bay at 8.41, Abergele at 8.52, Rhyl at 9.2, and Chester at 9.56.
_Margaret._ Yes, dear Miss PRUNES-PRISM; and it is at that point the fun of the railway companies came in. Having arrived at 9.56 he found that the train for London had already left. It was timed to depart for the metropolis exactly one minute before the arrival of his train at 9.55!
_Emily._ Indeed, dear governess, the story is vastly entertaining. Then there is a similar arrangement at Crewe Junction. At that centre of popularity a train arrives from a provincial source at 10.48, just one minute later than the advertised time for the departure of the London train. Those who have the framing of these traffic arrangements must be wags of the first water!
_Miss Prunes-Prism._ No doubt they are. And now, my dear CHARLES, supposing your dear papa wished to get from Bangor to Euston, what would you advise him to do?
_Charles._ I should recommend him to walk.
_Miss Prunes-Prism._ I think, my dear child, that your counsel would be sound. And now, my dear charges, having enjoyed our chat, let us return with renewed energy to the consideration of the principal incidents of _Magna Charta_.
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SERIES TO SUCCEED "THE PENNY POETS."--"The Tuppenny-Ha'penny Poetasters." To include the lays of the Logrollerites, and the leading aspirants to the Laureateship.
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ENCORE VERSE.
(_See Song, "The Two Graces," in last week's "Punch."_)
[In the first innings of the Jubilee Match, "I Zingari _versus_ Gentlemen of England," W. G. GRACE, Sen., scored 34, and W. G. GRACE, Jun., 79].
Says the young W. G. to the old W. G., "Seventy-nine, my potent pater, Seventy-nine!" Says the old W. G. to the young W. G., "That beats mine, sonny WILLIAM, that beats mine! A. G. STEEL does little cricket, but he made hay of my wicket; _How_ we used to run the score up, he and I, long ago! But I told you you would do it, if you only dared stick _to_ it; And we _know_, we old 'uns, WILLIAM; yes, _we_ know!"
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There has been much excitement in Sheffield about the School Board. The unsectarian party had a chance of converting a minority of one into a majority of the same extent, owing to the retirement of one Church member, and the serious illness of another, Father BURKE, who was thereby prevented from attending the Board meeting for the election of a new member. Mr. CHARLES HOBSON, however, refused to take advantage of an accident to reverse for the next two years and a half the policy of the Board laid down by a majority of the ratepayers, and chose what he considered the better part of pairing with Father BURKE. Therefore was the chairman enabled to give a casting vote in favour of the Church candidate. But "Hobson's Choice" has not pleased his candid friends, who think, and say, that it is "not war," nor even magnificent. The blades must needs keep up the credit of their native place by making cutting remarks. They come from Sheffield.
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Who Threw It?
Joy in the Church, confusion in the chapel, And contradictory clamour everywhere! It may be questioned if the Eris-apple Gendered more strife than "Mr. GLADSTONE'S Pair."
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"À bas the Club Sweep," 253
A-dress by Mr. Speaker, 232
Advantage of being Consistent (The), 121
Advertisement Extraordinary, 113
Advertisement Fiend (The), 301
Advisability of not being brought up in a Handbag (The), 107
After the Play, 161
After Whitsuntide, 274
"Alas, poor Yorick!" 155
All the Difference, 101, 189, 219
Anacreontics for All, 178
April Foolosophy, 157
A. R. at the R. A., 220
Architect to his Wife (The), 109
'Arry and the Battersea Park Lady Cyclists, 285
'Arry and the New Woman, 230
'Arry on Derby Day, 258
'Arry on the Season, 298
Ars est Celare Naturam, 306
"Art is Long----," 69
Artistic "Frost" (An), 87
As Broad as Long, 269
Ascent of Man (The), 277
Ascot, 289
"As Simple as Italian," 288
At a Yeomanry Review, 280
At the Banquet, Saturday, May 4, 221
At the Old Masters, 59
Awful Revelations, 143
Baby's Diary, 209
Bail Up! 129
Ballad of the Unsurprised Judge, 167
Bar None! 97
Battle of Eastbourne (The), 216
Battle of Evesham (The), 53
"Better late than never," 183
Between the Lines, 244
Bismarck's Birthday, 159
Black Magic, 48
Blind Allegories, 184, 196, 208, 225
Bold J. H. Taylor, 298
"Bon jour, Philippine!" 18
Bonnie W. G., 29
Bookmakers on the Beach, 256
Boot-bills of Narcissus (The), 101
Bould Soger Boys at Islington (The), 255
Boys and Girls come out to--Pantomime, 35
"Brains for Cash," 217
Bubbles from the Baltic, 304
Bye-Election Lay (A), 154
Cabinet Council Record (A), 105
Cabinet Secret (A), 35
Carmencita, 204
Century of Centuries (A), 241
Chats with the Children, 310
Check! 141
Chino-Japanese Calendar (A), 181
Chronicles of a Rural Parish, 5, 24, 34
Circling the Square, 133
Cock and Bull Story (A), 165
Coming Charge (A), 238
Comyns and the Goin's of Arthur (The), 37
Concerning a Misused Term, 177
Courtly Quadrupeds, 137
Coy Clients, 57
Dandy Afghan Khan (The), 27
Daudet! 270
Death in the Cup, 24
Decadent Lover of Fiction (The), 66
Derby and Joan, 53
Derby Dialogue (A), 255
Discovery of London (The), 257
Disturbed! 114
"Divided Duty" (A), 30
Doing a Cathedral, 160
Dramatic Common Senser-ship (The), 136
Dramatic Family Likeness, 205
Dream of the New Woman (A), 17
Drink Question (The), 217
Easter 'Oliday (An), 186
Easy Chair (The), 138
Ecuador Bondholder's Song (The), 101
Election Address (An), 145
Encore Verse, 310
Essence of Parliament, 71, 83, 95, 107, 119, 131, 155, 167, 179, 191, 215, 227, 239, 251, 263, 275, 300
Expectedness, 232
Fair Children in Grafton Street, 231
Farming of the Future (The), 117
Feeling Protest (A), 59
Filia pulchra, Mater pulchrior, 209
Fine Summer Day's Outing (A), 297
First Step (A), 208, 225
Flirtgirl's Reply (The), 153
"For this relief, much thanks!" 208
French Amnesty (The), 63
Friend at a Pinch (A), 215
From Corinto to Herne Bay, 226
From the Queer and Yellow Book, 58
"Full Speed ahead!" 135
Game of Draughts (The), 149
Glad New Year (A), 5
Goose and the Eagle (The), 287
Graceful Tribute (The), 294
Hard Frost (The), 78
Hard Lines, 85
Hard to (L. C.) C., 90
Hexameters to Date, 193
Higher Criticism (The), 136
Hints to Skaters on Etiquette and Deportment, 73
His Favourite Subject, 207
History repeats itself, 171
Hopeless Case (A), 113
How (of course) it is not done, 250
How to control and rectify Public Opinion, 177
How to Write an Extra Number, 9
In Praise of the Triangle, 169
Interesting Invalid (The), 51
Interviewer's Vade Mecum (The), 112
In the Cause of Charity, 88
In the Court of Common Sense, 124
"In the Name of Profit--Togs!" 274
Introspective Bard (The), 154
Irish Astronomy, 109
Jap in the China Shop (The), 195
John stands Aloof, 210
John Stuart Blackie, 123
"'Key-note'-orius Mrs. Ebbsmith," 148
Kind Inquiry (A), 287
Knight of the Willow (A), 274
La Diva at Daly's, 267
Lament (A), 285
Last Tournament (The), 303
Latest Craze (The), 193
Latest from Sol (The), 167
Laureate Society (The), 47
Law in Blank, 232
Lay of the Bimetallist (The), 129
Lay of the Little Minority (The), 189
Learned Welsh Goat (The), 90
Leeds Leads! 245
Letters from the Shades, 142
Letter to a Débutante, 46
"Light Fantastic" (The), 78
Lines in Pleasant Places, 57, 191
"Literature and Art," 118
Literary "Food and Feeding," 180
Little Change (A), 237
Little Mopsemann, 52, 64, 76
"London and Liverpool--little and good," 253
Lord Randolph Churchill, 59
Loss of Richmond Hill (The), 263
Loss of the Gallery (The), 217
Man and the Maid, 291
March Thought, 112
May Day, 205
May Meeting (A), 238
"Meat! Meat!" 54
Meeting a very Old Friend, 161
Menu à la Mode (The), 133
Merry may our Kiel grow! 310
Minor Poetry in the Sere and Yellow Leaf, 178
Mismanaged Accident (A), 181
Missed Chance (A), 299
Moan in Maytime (A), 251
Model Remodelled (A), 273
Modern Buyer (The), 213
Modern Eclogue (A), 61
Modern Theatre Laugh (The), 4
Modes and Metals, 238
Mr. Punch at a Picture Show, 189
Mr. Punch Welcomes the New Year, 1
Mrs. A.'s at Home, 77
Mrs. Bloomer, 36
"Music hath Charms," 147
My Influenza, 137
My Partner, 135
My Petty Jayne! 29
My Pipe, 201
Naval Architecture, 299
Neuralgia, 237
New Chivalry (The), 168
New Conductor (The), 198
New English Art Club (The), 186
New Gallery Queries, 227
New Hen (The), 133
New Year, 4
New Year Notions, 4
New Year's Day Dream (The), 15
Ninety Year! 219
Nocturne in Noodledom (A), 287
Non-Capitalist's Vade Mecum (The), 73
Not done yet, 174
Notes from a Patient's Diary, 267
Notices to Correspondents, 23
Now we're Furnished! 299
Ode to a (London) "Lark," 229
Ode to an Overcoat, 250
Odyllic Force, 17
Of the Art of Tobogganing, 100
"Oh, my prophetic Soul, my Punchius!" 269
Old Ferryman's New Fare (The), 6
"Old Master's" Growl (An), 9
On the New Statue, 238
Operatic Notes, 245, 257, 269, 281, 293, 301
Original Aryan to the Professor (The), 136
Ostrich Feathers, 203
Our Booking-Office, 21, 29, 48, 60, 61, 77, 93, 105, 112, 129, 154, 165, 173, 185, 193, 207, 269, 281, 293, 309
Our Next little Battle, 189
"Over!" 123
Overheard Fragment of a Dialogue, 24
O. W. Vade Mecum (The), 85
Party Politics, 198
"Penny plain--but Oscar coloured," 36
Philistine Pæan (A), 222
"Pity the Poor Artist!" 66
Plea for the Ghosts (A), 73
Pleasures of Travel (The), 113
Poet and his Interviewers (The), 244
Polite Guide to the Civil Service (The), 10
Premier's Cruise (The), 246
Presented at Court, 205
"Pride and Prejudice," 174
Privilege of the Press (The), 231
Proposed Rules for the Ladies Universal Athletic Association, 167
Protest from the Playground, 1
Proverbs by an Illustrious Foreigner on Tour, 297
Psalm of (Holiday) Life (A), 34
Quarter-Day; or, Demand and No Supply, 150
Queer Queries, 47, 60, 61, 132, 204
Quiet Rubbers, 96
"Quousque Tandem?" or, One at a Time, 162
Rad to Chancellor of the Exchequer, 226
Railway Ballads, 197
Rather "Bold Advertisement," 229
Real New Woman (The), 36
Reflections of a Statesman, 204
Re-gilding the Golden Eagle, 99
Regrets, 275
Remarkable Instance of Sagacity in Grouse, 213
Rencontre (A), 47
Retribution, 65
Revised Code (A), 49
"Richard himself again!" 12
"Rivals" at the A. D. C., 106
Robert and the County Counsells, 197
Robert on County Counsellors, 57
Robert on the Tems, 265
"Rouge Gagne"? 75
Roundabout Readings, 245, 253, 265, 277, 289, 309
Rus in Urbe, 292
"Sale! a Sale!" (A), 297
Saturday Night in the Edgware Road, 172
Scarlet Parasol (The), 249, 261, 268
Scraps from Chaps, 281, 291, 303
Second Mount (The), 111
Siesta (A), 301
Sitting Out, 69
Severe Weather (The), 75
Sexomania, 203
Shakspeare revised by an Alderman, 133
Shazada on the Thames (The), 282
"Should Christmas be abolished?" 5
Signs of the Times, 106
Silent! 126
Sir John Franklin, 253
Sly Oyster (The), 78
Society's Next Craze, 302
Song of Spring (A), 203
Song of the Sluggard (The), 136
Sonnet of Sonnets (A), 105
Sport in Court, 3
Sport, Speculation, and Counsel's Opinion, 269
"Strange Disappearances," 195
Streets of London (The), 217
Strikes à la Mode de Paris, 205
Studio-Seeker's Vade Mecum (The), 157
Study in Ethnology (A), 192
Sun and Song, 279
Sword Excalibur (The), 39
Tall Order (A), 15
Tall Tales of Sport and Adventure, 13, 25, 45, 49, 72, 81, 97, 109, 125
Tartarin sur la Tamise, 275
Tenification, 118
Ten Little Measures (The), 83
That Precious Donkey! 16, 28, 40
That Telegram, 262
That Wedding Present, 33
Three Modes of Spending a Bank Holiday, 173
Thrift, 93
To a Bad Shilling, 133
To a Bantling, 203
To a Country Host, 250
To a Flirtgirl, 141
To a Grand Old Manns, 226
To a Greek at "The Orient," 161
To a Lady-Journalist, 281
To Althea, 11
To a Picture, 209
To a Pretty Girl, 191
To a Young Actress, 192
Toby to H. R. H., 81
To Circe, 209
To Corinna, 121
To Isista, 155
To Julia's Pocket, 23
To Lucenda, 61
To Mrs. Keeley, 129
To my Doctor in Bed, 93
Toning it Down, 85
"To Paris and Back for Nothing," 179
To the Griffin, 169
Toys' Talk, 82
Trade Betrayed, 201
Trancemogrification, 99
Travels in Taffyland, 21
Truth about the Cold Tubber (The), 120
Two Graces (The), 293
Two Ways of doing it, 228
Unemployed (The), 87, 114
Untamed Shrew (The), 42
Up-to-date Ducklings (The), 222
Vade Mecum for a certain Court Official, 137
Valediction to St. Valentine (A), 95
Valentyne (A), 81
Very Catching, 185
Vestryman (The), 21
Viewing a Hare, 48
Vive le Tailleur du Roi! 35
"Voici le Sabre de mon Père!" 63
Wail of the Walworth Woter (The), 241
Waiting for Nasrulla, 243
Warm Lament (A), 132
Wars of the Roses (The), 282
"Waters, waters everywhere!" 274
"When Arthur first at Court," 145
Which is the Correct Card? 179
"Whitaker," 250
Whitewashing the Statue of Cromwell, 299
"Whittington Redivivus," 102
"Who said--'Atrocities'?" 18
Why dost thou Sing? 12
Winter Academy of 1995 (The), 6
Winter Wedding (A), 69
With what Porpoise? 153
Woman who wouldn't do (The), 153
Won't Wash! 181
Would-be Soldier's Vade Mecum (The), 196
"You came to Tea!" 10
LARGE ENGRAVINGS.
Birmingham Benedick (The), 223
"Deeds--not Words!" 283
Disturbed! 115
"Divided Duty" (A), 31
Doubtful "Stayer" (A), 259
Easter 'Oliday (An), 187
"Flying Visit" (A), 295
"Great Cry and little Wo(o)lmer!" 247
Harcourt the Headsman, 271
John Stands Aloof, 211
Learned Welsh Goat (The), 91
"Light Fantastic" (The), 79
"Meat! Meat!" 55
New Conductor (The), 199
New Passenger (The), 7
Not done yet, 175
Old Crusaders (The), 234, 235
"Pity the Poor Artist!" 67
Quarter-Day; or, Demand and No Supply, 151
"Quousque Tandem?" or, One at a Time, 163
Retirement; or, The Easy Chair, 139
Silent! 127
"Whittington Redivivus," 103
"Who said--'Atrocities'?" 19
"William! Ahoy!" 307
Untamed Shrew; or, Wanted a Petruchio (The), 43
SMALL ENGRAVINGS.
Academy Pictures, 220
Actress who Laugh at Actor, 33
Admirer very much Cast Down, 251
Advice to Lady riding in Park, 267
Animals after Bank Holiday, 183
Animals after the Influenza, 142
Animal Spirits on Derby Day, 262
Anticipating Events in his New Diary, 179
Archie's Seat in Auntie's Lap, 291
'Arry prefers riding a "Bike," 118
'Arry's Ale in the Highlands, 228
Artist's Unsold Pictures (An), 197
Aunty's Fancy Ball Reminiscences, 222
Authoress and her Publisher, 138
Barmaid and Mr. Boozy, 149
Baron's Indelicate Wife (The), 162
Benevolent Gent and Tipsy Protégé, 16
Best Claret he'd got (The), 54
Billee and the Mushrooms, 161
Blushing to the Roots of his Eyebrows, 114
Bobbie and the Two Soldiers, 102
Boy at a Fruiterer's, 255
Britannia and Nasrulla Kahn, 254
Bull regilding the Golden Eagle, 98
'Bus Driver and Ugly Policeman, 174
Butler's Opinion of Russian Prince, 275
Butler who Overlaid himself, 85
Cabby and Stout Lady Fare, 46
Cab Strike at Athens, 137
Clever Lady, but Ugly (A), 90
Common's Real Ice Rink (The), 94
Comparative and Superlative of "Bad," 181
Coster's Barrow in New Hands, 201
Country Girls at a London Crossing, 61
Country Hosier and White Ties, 106
Countryman chaffing Amateur Jockey, 195
Cover for "Le Yellow Book," 178
Crumbs in Jack's Bed, 270
Curate tutoring Parish Choir, 294
Cycling and Horse-riding, 207
Cyclist's Surprise (A), 279
Dentist who uses Gas (A), 47
Devonshire Lady's Remark on Golf, 18
Different Reasons for talking to Women, 59
Dining with a Woman with a Past, 41
Doctor's Opinion of the New Woman, 227
Doing Penance by Dining Out, 150
Dr. Lobster and the Sick Oyster, 50
Druriolanus and the Operatic Pie, 225
Duke of Cambridge as Drum-Major, 146
Earl's Daughter and Old Housekeeper, 299
Elephants on the Ice, 60
Emperor of Germany's Picture, 206
Emperor's Present to Bismarck (The), 158
England v. Australia Cricket Captains, 122
English and American Divorce Laws, 165
English Couple at French Hotel, 303
English-dressed Afghan Khan, 26
Fair Horsewoman and May Meetings, 185
Father's and Son's Clothing, 205
Female Inebriate ejected, 297
Fishes' Boat-race (A), 157
Fowls' Barn Dance (The), 72
Frozen Out at the Zoo, 131
Garrick and Sir Henry Irving, 266
Girls discussing Jack's Dancing, 231
Glacial Period. Hyde Park, 1895, 83
Gladstone bound for the Baltic, 278
Guiding the Course of the Hounds, 132
Hairdresser's Subscriber (A), 243
Harcourt's Second Mount, 110
Harcourt's Sword of Leadership, 38
Harlequin Harcourt and Sleeping Trade, 14
Having a Pain in the Proper Place, 73
Hercules Bismarck and Omphale, 242
Herr Maestro and Lady Amateur, 78
Herr Schmidt's Pleasant Evening, 198
Holiday Tutor and Pupils, 10
Hopping Prospects, 229
Hospital Patient thanks his Nurse, 123
Hunters' First Open Day, 99
Hunting Man's Spade for Snow, 124
Huntsman's Introduction to Lady, 39
Inebriate refuses to go Home, 82
Innocent Gent and "Dark" Horse, 159
Is Billee Moving? 129
Jack seeks Female Society elsewhere, 282
Jap and Chinaman's Keys, 194
Jockey Club before Mr. Punch, 2
John Bull and Oracle of Ammon, 170
Jones and Waiter at Restaurant, 258
Judge and General after Influenza, 167
Knight and Dey, 4
Ladies discussing Plays, 6
Ladies discussing the Browns' Dance, 263
Lady meeting her Doctor, 237
Lady Non-Buyer Shopping, 28
L. C. C. Election and Influenza, 125
Libellous Editor and Wrathful Colonel, 112
Lion Plays and Sings to Goat, 169
Lions _v._ Kangaroos' Cricket Match, 111
Little Boy and the Black Page, 66
Little Boy pulling Gentleman's Beard, 30
Loafers and their Breakfast, 95
Lord H. practises for Smoking Concert, 35
Loving Mamma best, 133
Mahogany Piano (A), 215
Mark Tapley Redivivus in Snowstorm, 17
Mary and the Judge's Dictionary, 287
Master Jack and the Huntswomen, 15
Minister and Attendant in Vestry, 154
Miss Mary on Foot at the Meet, 143
Model's Remarks on Burne-Jones, 105
Mother boxing Boy's Ears, 244
Mourning for the Dead Ostrich, 217
Mr. Gooldenheim and an American, 113
Mr. Punch decorating Henry Irving, 238
Mr. Punch welcomes Miss Springtime, 182
Mr. Smith's Charwoman, 69
Musical Guest and his 'Cello, 186
Name to Travel under (The), 155
Nervous Youth and Riding Lady, 226
Never Dull while his Host is asleep, 126
New Baby (A), 36