Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 107, September 8, 1894

SCENE XVII.--UNDERSHELL'S _Bedroom in the East Wing at Wyvern_.

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TIME--_About 9_ P.M.

_The Steward's Room Boy (knocking and entering)._ Brought you up some 'ot water, Sir, case you'd like to clean up afore supper.

_Undershell._ I presume evening dress is not indispensable in the Housekeeper's Room; but I can hardly make even the simplest toilet until you are good enough to bring up my portmanteau. Where is it?

_Boy._ I never 'eard nothink of no porkmanteau, Sir!

_Und._ You will hear a good deal about it, unless it is forthcoming at once. Just find out what's become of it--a new portmanteau, with a white star painted on it.

[_The_ BOY _retires, impressed; an interval._

_Boy (re-appearing)._ I managed to get a few words with THOMAS, our second footman, just as he was coming out o' the 'All, and _he_ sez the only porkmanteau with a white star was took up to the Verney Chamber, which THOMAS unpacked it hisself.

_Und._ Then tell THOMAS, with my compliments, that he will trouble himself to pack it again immediately.

_Boy._ But THOMAS has to wait at table, and besides, he says as he laid out the dress things, and the gen'lman as is in the Verney Chamber is a wearin' of 'em now, Sir.

_Und. (indignant)._ But they're _mine_! Confound his impudence! Here, I'll write him a line at once. (_He scribbles a note._) Here, see that the gentleman of the Verney Chamber gets this at once, and bring me his answer.

_Boy._ What! _me_ go into the Dinin' 'All, with all the swells at table? I dursn't. I should get the sack from old TREDDY.

_Und._ I don't care who takes it so long as it is taken. Tell THOMAS it's _his_ mistake, and he must do what he can to put it right. Say I shall certainly complain if I don't get back my clothes and portmanteau. Get that note delivered, and I'll give you half-a-crown. (_To himself, as the Boy departs much against his will._) So, not content with denying me a place at her table, this Lady CULVERIN allows her minions to clothe a more favoured guest at my expense! I'm hanged if I stand it.