Part 6
Taking his hand, placing it upon my forehead, and holding it there with one of mine, I started down the store, the other six rubbering after us with all their might. After going about thirty feet with an occasional kick or bump at a basket or barrel that happened to be in the way, I turned to the left; stopping at the show-case, and sliding back the doors, I reached in, picked up a razor--his own razor--that lay in the case and handed it to him.
"Great Scott," he yelled. "The very razor I shave myself with--when I shave; and that's the very thing I had my mind on too, by thunder." The sweat stood out in great drops on his forehead and for a few minutes his emotion seemed to be too much for him. So I said:
"Well, boys, this concludes the evening's performance; meeting's out, boys."
Dazed with wonder, the six riders looked blankly at each other, turned to me grinning foolishly, then filed out, jumped on their horses and galloped away, whooping like Comanche Indians.
Bidding the proprietor good night I started for the door.
"Hold on a minute!" he cried. "I want to see you, young feller." He strode up to within about two feet of me, hands thrust deep in his pockets, looking as if he would like to fight. Then he burst out with:
"Say, you're about the slickest thing I ever saw in my life, ain't you? You're durned slick. You're smooth--a little too smooth; and you hear me, you needn't send them goods I bought to-night. I won't take 'em."
"What!" I cried.
"You hear me; you needn't send 'em. I won't take the goods," he said in a tone there was no mistaking.
I commenced to argue. But no. "You've done killed yourself with me," was all I could get out of him, and nothing I could say or do would make any difference. But I was bound not to lose the forty dollars without a struggle and brought all the arts, arguments and persuasions to bear that I could think of; but without avail. He seemed to be convinced that if I wasn't the devil himself, at least I was a near relation, and he would have none of me.
Then I did what I never had done before: took the dollar and carefully showed him just how I had done the trick, explaining that sight was really slower than motion sometimes and that the whole thing was intended to be harmless and amusing.
"If that's the way you did with the money, how about the four-ball trick?" he asked gruffly.
Still bent upon making the proposition stick, I explained the ball trick too, by going over it and explaining how the eye could be deceived. You see, I was growing more and more anxious all the time to cinch my commission, and felt that my efforts were worth while. When suddenly, dubious and still unconvinced, he turned to me and asked:
"Well, how in time did you find the razor?"
"I was very particular to tell you," I said, "before I went after that razor that it wasn't a trick. It's a gift I can't explain; nobody can; nobody ever did. I can't do it; I don't know how or why. Some call it mind-reading and some people have been kept guessing to give it a name. I am one of the few who can do it, that's all. When I went after the article you had in mind, I didn't know it was a razor; I didn't know what it was; but when I came in contact with what you had in mind I picked it up and handed it to you. This is my explanation--the only one I can give. I call it 'mind-reading,' that's all."
After some more talk I left him mystified and distrustful, in spite of all I had said and done, still refusing to reinstate the order. I left my grips in the store as it was near the station, and went to the hotel to spend a restless night, kicking myself for a fool meanwhile, since my attempts to amuse had lost me the neat little sum of forty dollars.
I slept a couple of hours when I was awakened by the most horrible noise it was ever my fortune to hear: Two car-loads of calves, just a day away from their mothers, were being shipped and their bawling was intolerable. Talk about your quiet country towns for rest and sleep! No more for me that night, I thought. So I dressed, took a smoke, and decided to tackle my man again in the morning and to try to change his mind.
A little after daylight I saw him sweeping the sidewalk in front of the door, handling the broom as a man does a flail on the barn floor. I went over and said: "Good morning." As he looked up I saw that his glance was as surly and suspicious as it had been the night before, but thought I would make a good start by approaching him upon some of his hobbies the landlord had told me about. In his capacity as horse trader he prided himself on his ability to judge a good horse. So I opened up by telling him about a horse I owned, and asked if he had anything to trade for him. This seemed to bring the right twinkle into his eye, and he began to brace up and take notice a little. So I talked on until I saw the smoke of the approaching train away down the valley seven or eight miles along the old Kantopey trail. Then I made a last attempt.
"Now see here, Mister," I said, "I came into your store last night and showed you my samples, showed you the names of some of the best merchants who have bought big bills of me and I sold you a bill of goods in good faith. Then you proposed that I entertain you as you had very little amusement in a place like this. I told you I couldn't sing but would do what I could with such sleight of hand tricks as I knew, and I did exactly what I said I would. It seemed to meet with plenty of approval all around until the mind-reading came up, when you turned me down for no reason whatever. Now, I ask you a question: Is that a square deal to a man on a business proposition?"
He looked at the floor and was silent, though apparently a little uneasy. He shook his head doubtfully, which made me feel that he was perhaps not so unfriendly after all, and might possibly do the right thing yet. Hearing the distant whistle, I said:
"Train's coming; have to go. Wish you good luck, just the same as if you'd treated me square. Wish you good crops and plenty of water for your stock. As long as you live don't turn another fellow down like you have me, just because he's done his best to give you a good time." And I made a rush for the depot to check my baggage.
The train came in; there was the usual hurry and noise. The old fellow stood there, leaning against the weather-boarding of the depot like a picture of Uncle Sam--a queer, awkward figure with his hay-colored whiskers, pipe in the corner of his mouth, and hands still planted firmly in his pockets, his eyes riveted on every move I made.
I boarded the train, said "Howdy" to a friend, and looking back saw old Dan standing where I had left him as if glued to the spot. The engine puffed and snorted; the wheels began to go around. "Good-bye," I shouted from the platform as if answering his steady gaze.
All of a sudden the long, gaunt figure limbered up, like a corpse that had been touched by a galvanic battery. He came chasing down the track after the train, waving his arms like a windmill and yelling like Bedlam let loose: "Hey! Say there, you young feller; hey there! I'll take them goods; send 'em along. I'll take them goods. D'ye hear?"
And I called back to him with great gusto: "All right," as the train rounded a curve.
_Moral_: When you have sold your goods make your get-away.
Sonny's Wish
_By Bertha M. H. Shambaugh_
Sometimes before I go to bed I 'member things that Grandpa said When I sat close beside his knee And Grandpa laid his hand on me.
I 'member how he'd smile and say, "Well, what did Sonny do to-day?" 'Cause Grandpa always liked to know (I s'pose that's why I miss him so).
I never had to coax and plead For things I really didn't need: I'd 'splain it in an off-hand way And Grandpa brought it home next day.
When I grow up I'd like to be A grandpa with a boy like me To live with and to bring things to: That's what I'd like the _most_ to do.
I'd rummage 'round and hunt about For things the boy could do without, Because you see of course I'd know That's why the boy would like them so.
And when I'd bring some brand new toy And someone said, "You'll spoil that boy!" I'd only shake my head and say, "A _good boy_ isn't spoiled that way."
When Sonny said he'd like to get A nice wee doggie for a pet, And when the grown-ups one and all Said, "Oh, no, Son! You're much too small,"
I'd whisper, "Come, don't look so blue 'Cause Grandpa bought a dog for you, A birthday present! Schh! Don't cry! He's black and just about _so_ high."
Oh, yes! I'm sure I'd like to be A grandpa with a boy like me To live with and to bring things to: That's what I'd like the _most_ to do.
Dog
_By Edwin L. Sabin_
The dog we have always with us; if not active in the garden or passive on the best bed, then gracing or disgracing himself in other domestic capacities. For the dog is a curious combination, wherein heredity constantly opposes culture; and therefore though your dog be a woolly dog or a smooth dog, a large dog or a small dog, a house-dog, yard-dog, hunting-dog or farm-dog, he will be ever a delight and a scandal according as he reveals the complexities of his character. Just as soon as you have decided that he is almost human, he will straightway unmistakably indicate that he is still very much dog.
As example, select, if you please, the most pampered and carefully nurtured dog in dog tribe: some lady's dog--beribboned King Charles, bejeweled poodle, befatted pug--and give him the luxury of a half-hour in the nearest genuine alley. Do you think that he turns up his delicate nose at the luscious smells there encountered? Do you think that because of his repeated scented baths he sedulously keeps to the middle of the narrow way? Do you venture to assert that he whose jaded palate has recently declined the breast of chicken is now nauseated by the prodigal waste encountered amidst the garbage cans?
Fie on him, the ingrate! Why, the little rascal fairly revels in the riot of débris, and ten to one he will even proudly return lugging the most unsavoury of bones filched from a particularly odorous repository! His lapse into atavism has been prompt and certain. I agree with Robert Louis Stevenson that every dog is a vagabond at heart; in adapting himself to the companionship of man and woman, and the comforts of board and lodging, he leads a double life.
In this respect the dog is far more servile than the cat, his contemporary. Generations of attempted coercion have little influenced the cat. She (it seems a proper distinction to speak of the cat as "she") steadfastly maintains the distance that shall divide cat life from man life. Without duress, and in spite of duress, she accepts the material favors of civilization and domesticity only to an extent that will not inconvenience her; she has no notion of responsibilities or indebtedness. Having achieved her demands for a warm nap or a full stomach, she then makes no false motions in following her own inclinations entirely. But the dog, occupying a limbo between his natural instincts and his acquired conscience, must always be a master of duplicity.
The dog (as again points out the admirable Stevenson) has become an accomplished actor. Observe his ceremonious approach to other dogs. Mark the mutual dignity, the stiff-leggedness, the self-conscious strut, the rivalrous emulation, all of which plainly says: "I am _Mister_ So-and-So; who in the deuce are you?" No dog so small, and only a few faint-hearts so squalid, that they do not carry a chip on their shoulder. Compare with their progenitors, the wolves in a city park. Here encounters are quick and decisive. The one wolf stands, the other cringes. Rank and character are recognized at once. The pretences of human society have not perverted wolf ethics.
Take a dog at his tricks: not the game of seeking and fetching, which he enjoys when in good humor, but parlor tricks. He has learned through fear of punishment and hope of reward. Having performed, either sheepishly or promptly, with what wrigglings and prancings and waggings, or else with what proud self-appreciation does he court approval. He knows very well that he is assuming not to be a dog, and trusts that you will admit he is smarter than mere dog. On the contrary, the cat tribe, jumping through a hoop, does it with a negligent, spontaneous grace that makes the act a condescension. The cat does not aspire to be human; she is fully content with being cat.
Elevate a dog to a seat in an automobile (any automobile), or even to the box of a rattle-trap farm-wagon. How it affects him, this promotion from walking to riding! It metamorphoses the meekest, humblest of so-called curs into a grandee aristocrat, who by supercilious look and offensive words insults every other dog that he passes. He calls upon the world about to witness that he is of man-kind, not of dog-kind. A dog riding abroad is to me the epitome of satisfied assumption.
It would be interesting to know how much, if any, the dog's brain has been increased by constant efforts to be humanized. The Boston bull is, I should judge, (and of course!) faster in his intellectual activities than is the ordinary English bull. And then I might refer to the truly marvelous feats of the sheep-dog, who will, when told, cut out any one sheep in a thousand; and I might refer to the finely bred setter, or pointer, and his almost human field work; and I can refer to my own dog, whose smartness, both natural and acquired, generally is extraordinary--although at times woefully askew, as when he buries pancakes in the fall expecting, if we may believe that he expects, to dig them up during the winter.
And there are dogs with great souls and dogs with small souls. We are told of dogs noble enough to sit by and let a needy dog gobble the meal from the platter--but I suspect that such dogs are complacent because comfortably fixed. We hear of dogs making valiant defenses of life and property--which perhaps is the development of the animal instinct to guard anything which the animal considers its own. And dogs sometimes effect heroic rescues, by orders or voluntarily--although one may query whether they consider all the consequences.
The dog's brain must be an oddly struggling mass of fact and fancy. We have done our best for him, and as a rule he creditably responds. I love my dog; he appears to love me; and by efforts of me and mine he has been humanized into a very adaptable personage. But I am certain that first principles remain the same with him as when he was a wolf-dog of cave age. He might grab me by the collar and swim ashore with me, but if on the desert island there was only one piece of meat between us and starvation, and he had it, I'd hate to have to risk getting my share without fighting for it.
The Unredeemed
THE BALLAD OF THE LUSITANIA BABES
_By Emerson Hough_
THE HOLY THREE BEHOLD
God the Father leaned out from Heaven, His white beard swept His knee; His eye was sad as He looked far out, Full on the face of the sea. Saith God the Father, "In My Kingdom Never was thing like this; For yonder are sinless unredeemed, And they may not enter Our bliss."
And Mary the Mother, She stood near by, Her eyes full sad and grieved. Saith Mary the Mother, "Alas! Alas! That they may not be received. Now never since Heaven began," saith She, "Hath sight like this meseemed, That there be sinless dead below Who may not be redeemed!"
And Jesu, the Saviour, He stood also, And aye! His eyes were wet. Saith Jesu the Saviour, "Since Time began, Never was this thing yet! For these be the Children, the Little Ones, Afloat on the icy sea. They are doomed, they are dead, they are perished, And they may not come unto Me!"
THE CHILDREN CRY OUT
They float, forever unburied, Their faces turned to the sky; With their little hands uplifted, And their lips forever cry:
"Oh, we are the helpless murdered ones, Blown far on the icy tide! No sin was ours, but through all the days, On the northern seas we ride. No cerements ever enshroud us, We know no roof of the sod; We float forever unburied, With our faces turned to God.
"So foul the deed that undid us, So damned in its dull disgrace, That even the sea refused us, And would not give us place. Nor ever a place in the sky-- We are lost, we are dead, we are perished, Ah, Jesu, tell us why!"
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Now the Three who heard They wept as one, But Their tears they might not cease. Saith God the Father, "While unavenged These may not know Our peace! When the sons of men are men again, And have smitten full with the sword, At last these sinless but unredeemed Shall enter unto their Lord.
"But deed like this is a common debt; It lies on the earth-race whole. Till these be avenged they be unredeemed-- Each piteous infant soul. We must weep, We must weep, till the debt be paid, Te debt of the sons of men-- But well avenged, they are aye redeemed; Ah, how shall We welcome them then!"
THE SONS OF MEN HEARKEN
Are ye worth the kiss of a woman? Were ye worth the roof of a womb? Are ye worth the price of your grave-clothes? Are ye worth the name on a tomb?
Nay! None of these is your earning, And none of these be your meed, If the deathless wail of their yearning Shall add to your pulse no speed.
Never by hand of a warrior, Never by act of a man, Have the Little Ones thus perished, Since ever that Heaven began. Such deed and the beings who wrought it-- Ah! deep must the cutting go To cure the world of the memory Of the Little Ones in woe.
The Three watch high in Their Heaven, And aye! the Three be grieved; The sword is the key of Their Heaven, If the babes shall be received.
Rise then, men of our banner-- Speak in our ancient tone-- Each of you for his mother, Each of you for his own! Smite full and fell and fearless, Till that these be set free-- These, slain of the foulest slaying That ever made red the sea.
The sword of the Great Avenger Is now for the sons of men; It must redden in errand holy Till the babes be cradled again.
_Copyrighted, 1917, by Emerson Hough_
Tinkling Cymbals
_By Helen Sherman Griffith_
It was in the spring of 1915 that Margaret Durant came back to her home in Greenfield, Iowa, from a visit to friends in the East, and brought with her a clear, shining flame of patriotism, with which she proceeded to fire the town. Margaret had always been a leader, the foremost in civic betterment, in government reform, and in the activities of her church and woman's club. She was a born orator, and loved nothing better than haranguing--and swaying--a crowd.
A fund was started for the purchase of an ambulance, which, Margaret insisted, must be driven by a Greenfield man. And she expressed sorrow on every occasion--particularly in the hearing of the mothers of young men--that she had no son to offer. The Red Cross rooms became the centre of Greenfield social activity, and the young people never dreamed of giving an entertainment for any purpose save to benefit the Red Cross, the British Relief or the Lafayette Fund. This last became presently the object of Margaret's special activities, since her husband, Paul, some four generations previously, had come of French blood. "So that it is almost like working for my own country," Margaret said proudly. And she glowed with gratification whenever the French were praised.
So complete and self-sacrificing was her enthusiasm that she announced, as the spring advanced, her intention of taking no summer vacation, but to dedicate the money thus saved to the Lafayette Fund, and to work for that organization during the entire summer.
Her friends were thrilled with admiration at Margaret's attitude, and some of them emulated her heroic example. To be sure, staying at home that summer was a popular form of self-denial, since a good many families, even in Greenfield, Iowa, were beginning to feel the pinch of war.
One summer afternoon, Margaret strolled home from an animated meeting of the Lafayette Fund, exalted and tingling with emotion. She had addressed the meeting, and her speech had been declared the epitome of all that was splendid and noble. She had moved even herself to tears by her appeal for patriotism. She entered the house, still mentally enshrouded by intoxicating murmurs of "Isn't she wonderful!" "Doesn't she make you wish you were a man, to go yourself!" and so forth.
Softly humming the Marseillaise, she mounted the steps to her own room, to remove her hat. She stopped short on the threshhold with a sudden startled cry. Her husband was there, walking up and down the room, and also humming the Marseillaise. It was half an hour before his usual home-coming time, but that was not why Margaret cried out.
Paul was dressed in khaki! He was walking up and down in front of the cheval glass, taking in the effect from different angles. He looked around foolishly when he heard his wife.
"Just trying it on," he said lightly. "How do you like me?"
"But Paul--what--what does it _mean?_"
"Just what you have guessed. I've signed up. I'm to drive the Greenfield ambulance," he added with justifiable pride.
Margaret stared, gasped, tottered. She would have fallen if she had not sat down suddenly. Paul stared, too, astonished.
"Why, old girl, I thought it was what you wanted! I--you said----"
"Paul, Paul! You! It can't be! Why--why, you are all I have!"
"That is one reason the more for my going--we have no son to send."
"But Paul--it--I--the war is so far away! It isn't as if--as if we were at war."
"Almost--'France is the land of my ancestors'--your very words, Margaret."
"I know, but----"
"'And the cause is so just.'"
"But, Paul, I did not mean----"
"Did not mean what!" Paul turned and faced her sternly. "Margaret, your eloquence has sent a good many young men to the front. I wonder--" He paused, and a new expression dawned in his eyes; an expression that Margaret could not bear: an accusation, a suspicion.
Margaret cowered in her chair and hid her face.
"Oh, Paul, not that, not that! Leave me a moment, please. I--I want time to--to grasp it."
When she was alone she sat upright and faced the look she had seen in Paul's eyes.
"I am a canting hypocrite. I see it now, plainly. I read it in Paul's eyes. But I will show him he's mistaken. God! is hypocrisy always so cruelly punished? Merciful God, have pity upon me!"
Rising to her feet, Margaret staggered to the door and called. The enthusiasm, the exaltation, had faded from her face, leaving it pinched and gray. But in her eyes a new expression had been born, which lent a soft radiance to her features, the light of complete self-denial. Paul entered, gave one look, then knelt at his wife's feet.
"Forgive me, my love, for misunderstanding you. The fault was mine. You've been afraid I would not make good, and were testing me. Ah, my love."
For one terrible moment Margaret hesitated. Then she whispered:
"No, Paul, you were right at first; but love has conquered. Not _our_ love, but a greater, nobler sentiment: love of Right and Justice. Do you remember the verse: 'Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not love, I am become as sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal.' I--I am _not_ a tinkling cymbal, Paul. I--Oh, Paul, take me with you! I can be of some use over there. We will go together."
Paul rose and embraced her.
"My precious one! How Greenfield will honor you!"
Margaret winced and hid her face in his breast.