Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
SCENE IX.—_The street, near_ TURNSTILE’S _house_.
_Enter_ TRIPES _and_ SMOOTH, _meeting_.
_Smooth._ (_Taking both_ TRIPES’ _hands_). My dear Tripes, how d’ye do?—Pray, how is your good lady?—What a jolly party at your house last night! and Mrs. Tripes, I hope, is none the worse for it?
_Tripes._ Oh dear sir, no! Mrs. Tripes and my daughters were _so_ pleased with your Scotch singing.
_Smooth._ And your boys, how are they?—fine, promising, active fellows.—You’ve heard from MacLeech?
_Tripes._ Just received the note as I left home.
_Smooth._ All is quite right, you see, your cousin has the appointment at the Cape. I knew MacLeech was just the man for the details. A ship, I find, is to sail in about three weeks; and (_significantly_) I don’t think your cousin need be _very_ scrupulous about freight and passage.
_Tripes._ You are too good, Mr. Smooth. I’m sure if anything that I can do,—my sense of all your kindness—— {283}
_Smooth._ I was thinking, when I saw those fine lads of yours, that another assistant to my under secretary’s deputy—but (between you and me) Hume thinks that one is more than enough. We must wait a little.
_Takes_ TRIPES’ _arm_. [_Exeunt._