Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
SCENE VII.—_Grosvenor-square; before_ LORD FLUMM’S _house_.
_Enter_ TURNSTILE, _from the house_.
_Turnstile._ This is all very delightful; but what will they say at Shoreditch?—twice in one week absent from the House, and at two Tory parties.
_Enter_ GRISKIN, _hastily, heated; his hat in his left hand; a pocket-handkerchief in his right_.
_Griskin._ Mr. Turnstile, I’m glad to find you; just called on you, as I came to this quarter to look after a customer—long way from the City—sorry not to hear from you.
_Turnstile._ Why, really, Mr. Griskin, I am very sorry; but I am not acquainted with the Commander-in-chief. And I must say that I should not know how to press for the {282} contract, knowing that your nephew’s prices are thirty per cent., at least, above the market.
_Griskin._ That’s being rather nice, I should say, Mr. Turnstile. My nephew is as good a lad as ever stood in shoe-leather; and has six good wotes in Shoreditch,—and, as to myself, Mr. Turnstile, I must say that, after all I did at your election—and in such wery hot weather—I did not expect you’d be so wery particular about a small matter.—Sir, I wish you a good morning.
_Turnstile._ (_Bowing and looking after him._) So this fellow, like the rest of them, thinks that I am to do his jobs, and to neglect my own. And this is your _reformed_ Parliament.