Nevada; or, The Lost Mine, A Drama in Three Acts
ACT III.--_Same as ACT I._--_WIN-KYE enters down run,
carrying paint-pail in one hand, brush in other._
WIN-KYE. Ole man talkee, painteeman talkee: all ligh', Win-Kye walkee, cally pail, inside he mouth he plenty cly, "lookee out fol paint." Painteeman, Chinaman, alle same.
JUBE (_appearing on run_). Win, you imp ob sin, you, you Shanghi, you jes' brung back dat ar whitewash.
WIN-KYE. All ligh', Jubee, me bling 'em back, in the sweetee bymby.
JUBE (_comes down_). Look yere, you Celestial imp, quit yer fool! dis year ain't no time for mischievity; dis year am a solem' occasion; de ole man's found his long forgotten chile,--his lost offsprung,--an'--an' you've run off wid der baby's playthings.
WIN-KYE. Muchee solly, baby cly. Supposee you sing him,--
"Littee Jack Horner Makee sit inside corner, Chow-chow he Clismas pie. He put inside tu'm, Hab catchee one plum. Hi, yah! what one good chilo my!"
JUBE. Golly! hear dat Chineesers infusions ob potrey. Dat all comes ob his contract wid art. Win-Kye, gib me dem ar 'tensils.
WIN-KYE. Me paintee locks, me paintee tlees, all samee so. (_Points at sign on rock._) "Washee, washee." (_Exit 1 E. R._)
JUBE. See him hoof it. Dis years de melencolic effect ob tryin' to turn a mongo into a Sambo. I's jes' tried to cibilize dat ar heathen, to gib him a brack heart; an' he no sooner gits a hold ob a paint-brush, off he goes, like ole Nebacanoozer, on a tear.
(_Enter MOSELLE, from cabin._)
MOSELLE. Jube, have you seen my daddy?
JUBE. Seen your what? Golly, Mosey, you took my bref away! Seen him! Well, I guess, Mosey, dar was a yearthquake jes' flopped ober dis year camp las' night: seed it, seed it, felt de shock fro my physical cistern; an' I guess de ole man is scourin' round to kill a fatted calf or a mule.
MOSELLE. What are you talking about, Jube?
JUBE. Mosey, brace yerself: be a man. De Book ob Rebelation am open. Abigal's son am returned.
MOSELLE. Who's son?
JUBE. Abigal's son. Don't you know what de good Book says?
MOSELLE. The prodigal son, Jube.
JUBE. What's de dif? what's de dif? Dat gal's son am returned to his fadder's buzzum; and you're shook. You may cry, "Hi, daddy! ho, daddy!" but dar am no daddy.
MOSELLE. Jube, tell me, quick, what has happened to daddy?
JUBE. I'll tole yer all about it. Las' night I went down to de ole man's ranch on perticlar business. Well, de ole man was down dar, I was down dar, Win was down dar, an'--an' somebody else was down dar. Now, you know de ole man dat was down dar; you know me dat was down dar; you know Win dat was down dar; but--but you can't guess who dat somebody else was, dat was down dar, to dat ar ranch down dar.
MOSELLE. Why should I guess who was _down dar_, when you are so anxious to tell me?
JUBE. Well, I tole yer.
(_Enter VERMONT, R. 2 E._)
VERMONT. At your peril, Jube.
MOSELLE. O daddy, here you are! (_Crosses from L. to R._) I was about to hear something dreadful about you.
JUBE. Yas, indeed. I was jes' breakin' to her, genteel, de mournful tidin's.
VERMONT. I'll break your head if you say another word. You git.
JUBE. Yas; but I got her all braced. I can finish in just free minutes. You see, I was down dar--
VERMONT. If you're not up there in less than three minutes--(_Puts hand behind him._)
JUBE (_runs up stage_). Don't you do it, don't you do it. I was only goin' to say dat, dat somebody else down dar--
VERMONT. Start.
JUBE. Was Abigal's son. (_Dashes up run, and off_)
MOSELLE. Ha, ha, ha! Poor Jube! He missed his chance by stopping too long "down dar." Now, daddy, what's the matter? where's the "yearthquake" struck?
VERMONT. That's some of the darkey's nonsense.
MOSELLE. Now, daddy, that's a fib. Look me in the eye. No. Stop! If it's any thing I should know, you will tell me: you've always been so good to me.
VERMONT. Well, never mind me. What have they done with Dandy Dick, the forger?
MOSELLE. He's no forger. He's as innocent of crime as you are. O daddy! I want some money.
VERMONT. All right, little one. (_Pulls out bag._) What's the figger?
MOSELLE. It's rather high.
VERMONT. Never mind: the bank's open.
MOSELLE. Twenty thousand dollars.
VERMONT. Twenty! Bank's broke. (_Puts back bag._) We ain't struck no diamond mine lately, and nuggets are scarce. Couldn't you make a little discount?
MOSELLE. O daddy! twenty thousand dollars will set Dick free.
VERMONT. Free! Not an ounce of dust comes out of my bag for _him_. He's played you a mean trick; and, if the detective don't take him off, I will. Why, Mosey, I thought you had more spirit.
MOSELLE. I love him, daddy.
VERMONT. And he with another gal hanging round his neck.
MOSELLE. Why, daddy, she's his sister!
VERMONT. What! (_Aside._) Another prodigal! This camp's getting lively. (_Aloud._) His sister. That's another sort.
MOSELLE. And you will find the money?
VERMONT. Find twenty thousand? Oh, yes, Mosey! I'll take my pick, and go right off. As finds _are_ about here, it may take a few years--
MOSELLE. Years! We must have it to-day. O daddy, you've plenty banked at Carson!
VERMONT. Mosey, when you was a little gal, we used to sit down by the creek.
MOSELLE. Where you found me, longer ago than I can remember.
VERMONT. We used to sit there day after day, while I told you stories.
MOSELLE. Yes, fairy stories.
VERMONT (_sits on rock, R._). I'll tell you one now.
MOSELLE (_sits on the ground beside him, throws arm across his knee_). A fairy story?
VERMONT. I reckon. Once on a time there was a gospel shebang, and in it was a gospel sharp and a pan lifter.
MOSELLE. You mean a church, a parson, and a deacon?
VERMONT. That's just what I mean.
MOSELLE. Then, please remember, you are talking to a young lady, and not to the boys.
VERMONT. Jes' so. Well, the parson and the deacon didn't hitch horses,--couldn't work in the same hole,--were always flinging dirt all over each other, whenever they got to arguing. So one day they had it hot about wrastling Jacob and the angel. The deacon thought Jacob didn't have a fair show. He allowed that Jacob, at collar and elbow, would have thrown the angel every round; and the parson got mad, and told the deacon if he'd step behind the she--church, he'd show him the angel's trip. The deacon wa'n't to be stumped at wrastlin', so at it they went. Three rounds, and the deacon went to grass every time. Now, when a parson can throw a deacon, it shows a backslidin' that's not healthy. So the deacon thought, and quietly packed his kit, and started for green fields and pasters new, leaving behind a wife and kids. Well, he struck jest about such a place as this, and stuck to it twelve years. He didn't forget the folks at home. Both his heart and his dust went back to 'em, and sometimes he'd have given all his old boots for one look at 'em.
MOSELLE. Why didn't he go back?
VERMONT. What! With that wrastlin' angel bossing the shebang? Not for Jacob.
MOSELLE. Ho, ho! You are the deacon.
VERMONT. I was. Now I'm only Vermont.
MOSELLE. And my daddy.
VERMONT. Last night I wrastled again. I was thrown, and by a boy--my kid--from old Vermont.
MOSELLE. Your son?
VERMONT. You bet.
MOSELLE. Oh, daddy! ain't you glad?
VERMONT. Glad! Why, Mosey, he's got the angel trip, by which the parson threw me.
MOSELLE. But ain't you glad he's found you? It must be so good to hear news from home.
VERMONT. Well, Mosey, you keep quiet: I don't want the boys to know he's my son. I've told you--
MOSELLE. A fairy story. I understand.
VERMONT. Jes' so. A fairy story, without the fairy.
MOSELLE (_rising_). Oh! you're the fairy, for you are always doing good. But where is he? I must see him.
VERMONT. In my ranch.
MOSELLE. I'll just run down and have a peep at him,--the boy who threw the deacon--no, the fairy. Ha, ha, ha! (_Runs off R. 2 E._)
VERMONT. I reckon I'm a healthy old fairy.
(_Enter MOTHER, from cabin._)
MOTHER. Where's Moselle?
VERMONT. She's just run down to have a look at the kid--
MOTHER. A look at what?
VERMONT (_aside_). Hang it! There's a slip for the fairy. (_Aloud._) She's just run down to my ranch. She'll be back in a minute. Widder, you believe that story about the creek and Mosey?
MOTHER. Certainly.
VERMONT. Don't believe it any longer: it's a blamed lie.
MOTHER. Vermont!
VERMONT. That's me, and here's the truth. I was diggin' in Goblin Gulch in them days; and one night a woman, with a child in her arms, came to my ranch. Poor thing! she was all used up with tramping. She was looking for a miner,--her husband, she said. She told me his name; and when she found I didn't know him, she jest dropped on the ground, and died there. I was alone with a dead woman and a live child, and not another soul within five miles. Well, widder, I was skeered. If I was found with them, as likely as not I'd been lynched for murder. So I jest buried the mother, and brought the child to you.
WIDOW. What was the name of her husband?
VERMONT. Widder, that's the mischief. Blame my old wooden head, I couldn't remember. That's why I brought Mosey to you with a lie. If I'd told the truth, that would have been the first question you'd have asked me. If I could only remember that,--if I could only hear it again.
MOTHER. That would be a clew to Moselle's parentage.
VERMONT. It will come to me some day. Till then, the little one has a daddy in old Vermont.
MOTHER. And a mother in me.
VERMONT (_holds out hand_). Widder, put it there. (_They shake hands._) I've heard tell of some wimmen that banked all their affections in one buzzum, and, when the proprietor of that bank went prospecting among the stars, kept gathering the same kind of gold-dust for the final deposit. I reckon, widder, you're one of that kind. And when you jine your pardner, Tom Merton, pure ore will be scarce in Nevada.
MOTHER. Ah, Vermont, what a pity you're a bachelor! You'd make such a good father.
VERMONT (_confused_). Well, yes, jes' so. (_Aside._) What will she say when she sees the kid?
MOTHER. And such a good husband! When I look at you, it seems as if I had my dear old man back again. Poor Tom! (_Puts apron to her eyes._)
VERMONT (_looks at her, scratches his head_). Poor old gal! (_Puts arm around her waist._) Cheer up, widder: it's only a little while, and you'll hear his voice calling--
SILAS (_appearing on run_). Say, dad, where's my paint-pot?
VERMONT. The kid! (_Runs off R. 2 E. MOTHER screams, and runs into cabin._)
(_SILAS comes down, looks after MOTHER, then after VERMONT._)
SILAS. For further particulars see small bills. After so recent reminders of his connubial relations, it strikes me that the deacon is a little giddy, and the sooner he is returned to the bosom of his family, the better.
(_Enter MOSELLE, R. 2 E._)
MOSELLE. There was no one there. (_Sees SILAS._) Hallo, medicine man! Where's daddy?
SILAS. My daddy?
MOSELLE. No: mine,--Vermont.
SILAS (_aside_). Her daddy! Great heavings! The deacon's a Mormon! (_Aloud._) So, Vermont is your daddy?
MOSELLE. Why, certainly. Didn't you know that?
SILAS. Well, no. I haven't examined the family records lately. Who's your mammy?
MOSELLE. Mother Merton.
SILAS. Murder!
MOSELLE. What's the matter?
SILAS. That accounts for it.
MOSELLE. Accounts for what?
SILAS. The very affecting embrace of an aged Romeo and a mature Juliet. I just now interrupted a tight squeeze, in which your mammy was the squeezeed, and your daddy the squeezor.
MOSELLE. You saw that? Ha, ha, ha! Won't the boys be tickled!
SILAS. Boys! Do you mean to say there are boys too?
MOSELLE. Why, certainly, lots of them.
SILAS (_aside_). Great Scott! There'll be music in the air, with an anvil chorus thrown in, when daddy goes marching home. (_Aloud._) But where do I come in?
MOSELLE. You?
SILAS. Yes. For if Vermont is your daddy, and Mother Merton your mammy, and Deacon Steele is my father, and Hannah Steele is my mother, I must belong somewhere among the boys--of the old boy.
MOSELLE. Why, you must be the kid--Abigal's son. Ha, ha, ha!
SILAS. Abigal! (_Aside._) What! Another family springing up! Oh, this is too much! Hannah Steele's young ones--Mother Merton's boys--Abigal's kid. The old Turk! I must get the old man home.
MOSELLE. So you're the boy that threw his father?
SILAS. Threw _him_! Why, he's floored _me_!
MOSELLE. I'm real glad you've found him, he's so lonesome sometimes. And daddy's got a big heart that would take the whole world in.
SILAS (_aside_). He seems to have taken in a pretty big slice of the better half already.
MOSELLE. Now, you must have great influence with daddy, and you must help me free Dick.
SILAS. Who's Dick?
MOSELLE. One of the boys.
SILAS (_aside_). Thought so. (_Aloud._) Well, how can I help you free brother Dick?
MOSELLE. By inducing daddy to find the money.
SILAS. Oh! Dick's in a scrape?
MOSELLE. Yes; and twenty thousand dollars will set him free. Daddy has it.
SILAS (_aside_). So daddy's a big bonanza, as well as a bigamist.
MOSELLE. You see, Dick's accused of forgery; but he's innocent. A detective has secured him, and will take him back to-day, unless the money is found to reimburse the bank with what Richard Fairlee is supposed to have defrauded it.
SILAS. Richard Fairlee? I've heard that name before.
MOSELLE. Alice Fairlee's brother.
SILAS (_aside_). Heavings! Another tribe. Richard!--Ah! I have it.
(_Enter WIN-KYE, R. 1 E., with pail and brush._)
WIN-KYE. All time walkee, paintee tlee, paintee lock--
SILAS. Ah, the thief! Give me that paint. (_Runs at WIN-KYE, with outstretched arm. WIN-KYE runs under it, and up C._)
WIN-KYE. Not muchee. My can go all ligh'. Melican man chin-chin girly. Chinaman look out for paintee. (_Exit up run._)
SILAS. Stop, I say! He's off, and I'm after him. (_Runs up and turns._) I'll look out for Dick by and by. Just now I must look out for paint. (_Exit._)
MOSELLE. Ha, ha, ha! you'll have a long chase.
(_Enter AGNES, from cabin._)
AGNES. Moselle, how can you laugh when this very day Dick leaves us?
MOSELLE. He's not gone yet; and just as surely as I believe in his innocence, just so sure am I that something will prevent his departure. Tom Carew has not been seen this morning, and he's not the man to desert a friend. Depend upon it, he is working for his release from that horrid detective.
(_Enter JERDEN, from cabin._)
JERDEN. Meaning me. Thanks for your complimentary notice, and a thousand thanks for the hospitality which has given my prisoner and myself a good night's rest and a hearty breakfast. (_Crosses to R._) Mr. Fairlee is packing up, and in a few moments you will be rid of us.
MOSELLE. Dick packing up? I'll stop that. (_Exit into cabin._)
JERDEN. Miss Fairlee, you accompany your brother, of course?
AGNES. No, sir: at his request I remain here.
JERDEN. You remain? impossible! You will not suffer your brother to meet his trial without you by his side to comfort him?
AGNES. If he wishes it, yes.
JERDEN. But this is unnatural, heartless--
AGNES. Sir?
JERDEN. I beg your pardon; but your presence in New York would aid him greatly in establishing his innocence.
AGNES. Ah! you believe he _is_ innocent?
JERDEN. Return with us, and I will prove him so.
AGNES. Who are you?
JERDEN. One who has long loved you,--who, though a detective, has wealth and power to set your brother free, and surround you with every luxury.
AGNES. Why, this is madness. I know you not but as one to be despised, a man-hunter and a thief-taker.
JERDEN. Nay, but I can explain--
AGNES. Nothing to satisfy me that you are not a base wretch seeking to profit by the anxiety of a sister. I remain here.
JERDEN. Go you must and shall, even if I have to arrest you as the accomplice of your brother.
AGNES. You would not dare. I have only to raise my voice, to bring to my side a score of manly fellows, who would swing you from a tree, and free your prisoner. Here law is justice, and war on women a crime.
JERDEN. And yet I dare. Your flight so soon after your brother, your being found here together, are strong proof of your complicity in the crime.
AGNES. Another word, and I call.
(_JUBE creeps on from R. 2 E._)
JERDEN (_seizes her wrist_). Silence, or--(_Puts his hand round to his hip. JUBE creeps close to him, and, as his hand comes round, pulls pistol out of JERDEN'S pocket, and puts it over his shoulder, pointing to his nose._)
JUBE. Was you lookin' fer dis yer, boss?
JERDEN (_backing to C._). Fool! give me that pistol.
JUBE. Yas, indeed, when Gabriel blows his trumpet in de mornin', but not dis year morning. (_Shouts_) Dandy Dick, dandy Dick, now's yer chance: hoof it, hoof it!
(_Enter DICK from cabin, followed by MOSELLE._)
DICK. What's the matter, Jube?
JUBE. Got de bead on de detect. Now's yer chance: hoof it--
DICK (_crosses to JUBE, and takes the pistol_). Enough of this. I go with Jerden. (_Gives pistol to JERDEN._) Take your pistol. I might change my mind, and then you would need it.
JUBE. Dat's jes' fool business. Put your mouf right into der lion's head.
JERDEN. 'Tis time we were moving.
DICK. All right! I'll be ready in a moment. (_Crosses to L._) Good-by, Moselle.
MOSELLE (_throwing her arms about his neck_). No, no: you must not. Where's daddy? where's Tom? Call the boys, Jube.
(_Enter VERMONT R. 2 E._)
VERMONT. What's the trouble, little one?
MOSELLE (_crossing to him_). O daddy! you will not let Dick be carried to prison?
VERMONT. How am I to help it?
MOSELLE. The money, daddy!
VERMONT. What! twenty thou--No. No: I'd willingly chip in.
JUBE. Yas, indeed, we'll all chip in.
VERMONT. But we can't raise that amount of dust.
(_TOM comes down run with a rusty old pickaxe on his shoulder, and a piece of canvas grasped by four corners in his right hand._)
TOM. Then, call on me. (_Stops on platform_)
MOSELLE. Tom!
TOM. Dick, you're free. Look there! (_Throws canvas down on stage: it opens, showing a mass of dirt, and nuggets of gold._)
DICK. Gold!
JUBE (_runs up, and picks up a nugget_). Look at dar, look at dar!
VERMONT. What have you struck, Tom?
TOM. What for ten long years has been to us a legend,--the lost mine of Nevada. See! here's the very pick he left in the hole. Detective, I cover your offer, and take your man.
JERDEN. Not with stolen gold.
TOM (_comes down L._). Stolen?
JERDEN. Ay, stolen. You have jumped another man's claim. For proof, you bring his pick left in the mine. Its owner still lives.
TOM. Yes; and here he is (_NEVADA comes down run slowly_), the richest miner in all Nevada.
NEVADA (_on platform_). That's me, boys, that's me; but it's all locked up. Ah! if I could only find the key. You should dig no more, boys. You should live in palaces, dine off gold. Ah, gold, gold! Shall I--(_Sees gold on stage._) What's that?
TOM. That's fruit,--golden fruit, dug right out of your garden, Nevada. Your mine is found.
NEVADA. No, no: I've been up the ravine three miles--
TOM. So have I.
VERMONT. Then climbed the bowlders--
TOM. To where the giant lies across the stream--
NEVADA. Over it to the gorge a mile beyond; then to the right--to the left, and, and--
TOM. There's where you missed it. Had you turned back five rods, you would have found a clump of bushes hiding the gorge below; and there lifting your eyes, you would have seen on a bowlder high up, a sign--
(_Enter on run, SILAS._)
SILAS. Busted's Balm, you bet!
TOM. Right, stranger. You gave me the clew. Where you fell, there is the old mine. Do you hear, Nevada? your mine.
NEVADA. My mine, my--Now, Tom, don't trifle with the old man. You could not have found what I all these years have sought in vain. No, no.
TOM. Nevada, do you know this? (_Showing pick._)
NEVADA (_takes pick_). Why, Tom, Tom, this is mine,--my old pick! Where did you find it?
TOM. Where you left it. Old man, look at me. Did I ever deceive you?
NEVADA. It _is_ my old pick (_hugs it_), and that's my gold. (_Comes down._) Let me touch it. (_TOM takes up a nugget, and hands it to him._) Ah, I feel it now, the gold for which I slaved! Ah! you have embittered my life, rich as you are. You might have blessed me had you come sooner; but now, now (_throws down the gold_), O Tom, Tom! I'd give it all for one sight of the wife and little one. (_Sobs, and falls on TOM'S neck._)
TOM. Ah, tears! that's good: he's all right. Take him in, Mosey. (_MOSELLE leads NEVADA into cabin._) Now, you wait, Jerden, and you'll find the old man ready to treat with you for Dick's freedom.
JERDEN. I decline to treat with him or you. I shall take my prisoner, Richard Fairlee.
SILAS (_comes down_). What name?
JERDEN. Richard Fairlee, forger.
SILAS. Ah, forger! I thought I knew something about him.
JERDEN. Well, what do you know?
SILAS. That he is innocent. For further particulars--Where's my paint?
WIN-KYE (_outside_). Heap gone uppee. (_Enters down run, handle of pail in his hand, paint on his face and on his dress._) Paintee lock, grizzley stick um head out, wantee paint too, snatchee pail, me scootee. (_Holds up handle._) Savem piecee.
SILAS. Ah! (_Snatches handle._) You've saved enough. (_Tears paper from handle._) Here it is.
ALL. What?
SILAS. The latest add of the balm--(_All groan._) I'll give you a dose. Listen! (_Reads._) "Wonderful discovery. The firm of Gorden, Green, & Co. have obtained convincing proof that the forgery perpetrated a year ago was not the act of their clerk, Richard Fairlee, but was a shrewd plot concocted by one Stephen Corliss, for the ruin of that young man."
DICK. The truth at last!
AGNES (_takes his hand_). Good news, brother!
JERDEN (_aside_). Discovered.
SILAS. Hold on: there's something more. (_Reads._) "Remarkable as this is, it is nothing compared to the wonderful discovery, Busted's Balm." (_General groan._) "For further particulars see"--
WIN-KYE. Topside locks, all ligh', John.
SILAS. Mr. Fairlee, you've had a close shave.
WIN-KYE. Catchee man close shabe too. No lazor, no soapee: see! (_With a quick movement snatches beard from JERDEN._)
DICK. Stephen Corliss!
AGNES. That man!
JERDEN. Yes, that man. Agnes Fairlee, to win you I have plotted. I have failed, and now await my sentence.
TOM. I told you miner law was swift and sure. (_JUBE creeps up run, and crouches behind masking rocks._)
JERDEN. I understand,--a rope, a tree, and murder. (_Draws pistol._) Not for me. (_Dashes up run. JUBE rises before him._)
JUBE (_wrests pistol from him_). Dis is a private way, dangerous passing.
JERDEN. Curse the luck! (_Turns, and runs off L. behind cabin._)
VERMONT. Not that way, man.
TOM. The ledge! the ledge!
JUBE. Don't you do it. Ah! he's gone ober de ledge, down three hundred feet. Good-by, detect! (_Comes down._)
AGNES. What a horrible fate!
TOM. Better that than the tree.
VERMONT (_comes C., and takes up pick_). This is the pick that opened Nevada's bonanza. Why, it's little better than--What's this? a name cut into it? (_Looks at it closely._) Ah (_drops it agitated_), widder, widder! (_Enter MOTHER from cabin._)
MOTHER. What is it, Vermont?
VERMONT (_seizes her by wrist, and leads her R._). Widder, it's come, it's come. My old head couldn't strike it, but Tom has,--the name.
WIDOW. What name?
VERMONT. A name long forgotten, but now brought to light,--John Murdock.
(_Enter NEVADA from cabin followed by MOSELLE._)
NEVADA. Who called my name?
VERMONT. Your wife.
NEVADA. My wife?
VERMONT. Yes: at the door of my ranch in Goblin Gulch ten years ago, searching for you, with her child in her arms.
NEVADA. My wife? where is she?
VERMONT (_takes off his hat_). In heaven.
NEVADA (_covers his face_). My poor wife.
VERMONT. She couldn't find her husband, so she went home to her father. But the child--
NEVADA. Ah, the child! my little Lisa.
VERMONT (_aside_). Lisa! Now, there's a name; and I went and called her Moses.
MOSELLE. Lisa, Lisa! Why, somebody called me by that name long, long ago.
NEVADA. No: that was my child's name.
VERMONT. Right, Nevada: your child left in my arms; your child that has been tenderly cared for, who is the luck of this camp. (_Crosses, and takes MOSELLE'S hand._)
TOM and JUBE. Our Mosey!
VERMONT. Is--
NEVADA. My child!
VERMONT. Lisa Murdock. (_Passes her to C._)
MOSELLE. My father, you--
NEVADA (_clasping her in his arms_). Mine, mine at last.
VERMONT (_crosses to MOTHER_). Widder!
MOTHER. Vermont! (_They fall into each other's arms._)
SILAS (_astonished_). Deacon Steele! (_VERMONT, in confusion, drops the WIDOW; TOM, DICK, AGNES, JUBE, and WIN-KYE go C., and shake hands with NEVADA and MOSELLE. SILAS beckons VERMONT down C._)
SILAS. Ain't you rather going it with the widow?
VERMONT. What do you mean?
SILAS. Well, you see, I'm not used to the customs of this part of the country; and I don't know how to break it to mother.
VERMONT. Break what?
SILAS. This new departure of yours. By the way, how many have you?
VERMONT. How many what?
SILAS. Well, it's rather a delicate question for a son to ask his father; but how many wives have you?
VERMONT. Silas Steele, are you mad? One,--your mother.
SILAS. Oh! then the widow and Abigail and the boys and the kid--
VERMONT. Well, what of them?
SILAS. Are they relatives of yours?
VERMONT. I have but one relative in this part of the country, and he seems to be little better than a fool.
SILAS. Mother says he takes after his dad. (_Aside._) I guess the old gent's all right, after all.
VERMONT. Look here, Silas. (_Leads him down C._) Where did you learn that trip by which you threw me last night?
SILAS. Oh! from Parson Bunker. Remember the parson, don't you?
VERMONT (_aside_). I thought so,--the wrestling angel.
SILAS. Cold day for him when he gave that away, for I threw him every time after that.
VERMONT (_excited_). What! you threw the parson?
SILAS. Just as easy as I laid you.
VERMONT (_excitedly shakes his hand_). Silas, I'm proud of you. Look here, widder, Nevada, Tom, everybody, this is my son from Vermont. Look at him: he can throw the parson, the wrestling angel. Look at him.
MOTHER. Your son? then, you are married?
VERMONT. Well, I hope so. I'm going home to see Hannah, and make up with the parson, after I've had a shy at his shins with the angel trip.
MOSELLE. And leave me, daddy?
VERMONT. Ah, little one, that will be hard! but Nevada has jumped my claim with a prior claim. In you he's found his child.
NEVADA. Yours and mine, Vermont. You must never forget, that, when I deserted her for love of gold, you took her to your heart.
VERMONT. I couldn't help it. Blamed if the little thing didn't crawl right in, and nestle, as if she belonged there.
MOSELLE. And it was such a warm nest, I hope I shall never be turned out of it.
VERMONT. Never, you bet.
NEVADA. You shall go home well fixed. The old mine shall be made to give up its treasures. Henceforth it shall be known as the Carew and Murdock mine.
TOM. No, no, Nevada: I have no right--
NEVADA (_takes his hand_). We must be partners; for what I lost, you found. In our good fortune all shall share.
DICK (_takes MOSELLE'S hand_). Then, I'll take mine here.
NEVADA. And rob me of the jewel I prize the most?
MOSELLE. Not rob, father, only give it a new setting.
DICK. In my heart.
TOM. You can trust him, Nevada; and he's had such bad luck, he deserves a nugget.
MOSELLE. Thank you, Tom. One of these days I'll speak a good word for you with his sister.
TOM. Do I need it, Agnes?
AGNES (_gives her hand_). Not with me, Tom.
JUBE (R.). Golly! see 'em parin' off. Nex' couple, slaminade. Say, tender hoof, whar's your pardner?
SILAS (R.). There don't seem enough to go round; but I'm on the lookout--
WIN-KYE. Lookee out for paint. See small billies. All ligh'.
VERMONT (_points to gold_). Nevada, shall I gather up the dust for you?
NEVADA. No: scatter it among the boys. It is dust, indeed, no longer to be prized by me, but for the richer treasure it has disclosed (_to MOSELLE_),--you, my darling. (_Puts arm about MOSELLE._)
MOSELLE. O father, the clouds are lifting! You are coming out of the darkness.
NEVADA. Yes, little one; and in the new light of your eyes, I see tokens of the wealth I abandoned for a phantom. In you I find--
VERMONT (_takes NEVADA'S hand_). A nugget, you bet!
NEVADA. Yes, the jewel of my lost mine.
SITUATIONS.
_NEVADA C., clasping MOSELLE with left arm, his right hand in that of VERMONT. MOTHER next VERMONT R., SILAS R., JUBE extreme R.; DICK next MOSELLE L., TOM and AGNES L., WIN-KYE extreme L._
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