Category: Humour

Nasby in Exile or, Six Months of Travel in England, Ireland, Scotland, France, Germany, Switzerland and Belgium, with many things not of travel

_This book is dedicated (without permission) as a Tribute to a most Reliable Friend, a Thorough Business Man, and One whose steady devotion to everything right and proper, and whose hatred for everything mean and disreputable, was never questioned by any one who knew him._

Chapters

24. CHAPTER II.

The largest city of the world! The most monstrous aggregation of men, women, children; the center of financial, military, mental, and moral power! The controlling city of the wo...

40. CHAPTER XVII.

When an enlightened public sentiment drove the pirates from the high seas, and compelled them to seek other methods of supplying themselves with means for the enjoyment of luxur...

52. CHAPTER XXIX.

This will be found to be a mixed chapter, but I respectfully desire every American to read it very carefully, and to give it some thought after reading it. In America, where one...

43. CHAPTER XX.

The average Parisian thinks of but two things--how to get the wherewith to amuse himself, and how to get the most amusement out of that wherewith. I doubt if he ever thinks of a...

23. CHAPTER I.

"Cast Off!" There was a bustle, a movement of fifty men, a rush of people to the gangways; hurried good-bys were said; another rush, assisted by the fifty men, the enormous gang...

25. CHAPTER III.

Horse-racing in America is not considered the most exciting, or, for that matter, the most reputable business in the world. A horsey man, except in New York, is not looked upon...

62. CHAPTER XXXIX.

Leaving Lucerne, Mont Pilatus and the Rigi behind us, we speed rapidly on through pleasant valleys and fragrant meadows. The country loses its high, mountainous nature, and beco...

53. CHAPTER XXX.

From Ireland with its woes, Ireland with its oppressions, through England, the world's oppressor, to Paris, and from Paris to Switzerland--that was the route our party took; not...

32. CHAPTER X.

To visit the Tower is to draw aside the curtain that separates the past from the present. It is to go back a thousand years, and commune with those who have long ages been dust,...

51. CHAPTER XXVIII.

It is very difficult to make an American understand the Irish question, for the simple reason we have nothing parallel to it in our own country; for which every American should...

39. CHAPTER XVI.

Good-bye for the present to London. Good-bye to its smoke, its fogs, its predatory hackmen, its bad water, its worse beer, its still worse gin. Good-bye to its eternal rains, it...

49. CHAPTER XXVI.

The village of Bantry, in County Cork, some forty miles from Cork, is owned and controlled by My Lord Bantry, who is, or, at least, ought to be, one of the richest men in Irelan...

41. CHAPTER XVIII.

Paris covers an area of thirty square miles, has five hundred and thirty miles of public streets, and has a resident population of nearly two millions, all engaged in trading in...

61. CHAPTER XXXVIII.

The road from Brienz to Lucerne, over the Brünig Pass, follows the valley of Meiringen for a long distance, and gives some very pretty views of Lake Brienz, the River Aare, and...

47. CHAPTER XXIV.

The Parisian family, unless it be one of the bloated aristocrats and pampered children of luxury, do not occupy separate houses, as families do in American cities. Rents are som...

26. CHAPTER IV.

Speaking within bounds, I should say that one-half of England is engaged in manufacturing beer for the other half. Possibly it takes two-thirds of the entire population to make...

54. CHAPTER XXXI.

Some one remarked to the Rev. Mr. Henry Ward Beecher, before he had the little difference with Mr. Theodore Tilton, and was editing the _Independent_, "Mr. Beecher, I like your...

56. CHAPTER XXXIII.

A short drive over one of those wonderfully hard, smooth roads that make carriage traveling in Switzerland so delightful, and we are at the hotel at the Gorge du Trient, whence,...

67. CHAPTER XLIV.

What a flood of anticipations came trooping through the mind at the mere thought of a sail "Down the Rhine." Down that famous old river, every mile the scene of a legend; the ri...

42. CHAPTER XIX.

Paris has one institution possessed by no other city in the world--the genuine street Arab. London has, heaven knows, enough homeless waifs, born the Lord only knows where, and...

45. CHAPTER XXII.

The Palais-Royal is the Parisian Mecca for all Americans. Its brilliant shops, glittering with diamonds and precious stones, are so many shrines at which Americans are most devo...

58. CHAPTER XXXV.

I cannot see why any one should desire to ascend Mt. Blanc. It is a trip of great danger, is very fatiguing, and, it is said, even when the summit is reached the view is unsatis...

35. CHAPTER XIII.

Sometime in the sixth century a Saxon King, named Sebert, founded an Abbey, where Westminster now stands. It is another of the regular show places of London, and possibly the mo...

63. CHAPTER XL.

At one time Baden-Baden was one of the most famous gambling places in the world, but it is now simply a fashionable watering place, very like Saratoga. It is beautifully situate...

50. CHAPTER XXVII.

Mr. Charles Stewart Parnell, lately in Kilmainhaim Jail for the crime of lifting up his voice in behalf of an oppressed people, represents Cork in the British Parliament, and hi...

31. CHAPTER IX.

There is no Petticoat Lane any more, some finnicky board having very foolishly changed the good old name to Middlesex street. There was something suggestive in the name "Pettico...

60. CHAPTER XXXVII.

At Thun we take steamer across Lake Thun, one of the most beautiful of all the Swiss lakes. It is not so large as Lake Geneva, and is not fringed with such enormous mountain cha...

68. CHAPTER XLV.

There may be altogether too much of even cathedrals. After going through those in London, then tackling those in Northern France and wandering through those in Paris, going out...

33. CHAPTER XI.

With that propensity for lying on the part of traveled men and women to which I have had occasion to refer, the intending tourist is warned by all who have crossed the water to...

44. CHAPTER XXI.

Paris, the magnificent, has thousands of structures that are worth a voyage across the Atlantic to see, but there is in all that wonderful city no one that is so utterly bewilde...

48. CHAPTER XXV.

From France the gay, France the prosperous, France the delightful, to Ireland the sad, Ireland the poor, Ireland the oppressed, is a tremendous jump. Contrasts are necessary, an...

57. CHAPTER XXXIV.

All this work is done by hand. There can be no such thing as a team on these mountains--one would as soon think of driving a team up the side of a wall.

66. CHAPTER XLIII.

We had a great deal of trouble to get out of Mannheim. All German railroad officials are in uniform, and the regulations are about as strict in the railroad service as in the mi...

34. CHAPTER XII.

Way down upon the Southern coast of England is an old town of more than ordinary interest. Everybody is familiar with that great depot for England's naval and military forces--P...

59. CHAPTER XXXVI.

The scenery from Chamonix to Geneva, by the way of Sallanches, St. Martin, Cluses and Bonneville is magnificent. Leaving Chamonix the road winds down the beautiful valley with t...

30. CHAPTER VIII.

It is a very common remark that Americans love to be humbugged. Perhaps they do, but their English cousins can give them points in this desire. The ease with which adventurers a...

65. CHAPTER XLII.

It was comfort to get out of the beaten routes of tourists, and find yourself in a city where you do not hear English, and where the sight-seer with the inevitable guide book an...

55. CHAPTER XXXII.

On a clear bright day, the hot air tempered by a gentle breeze wafted down from the ice-covered mountains, with others we left Geneva, to cross the mountains and visit Mont Blan...

27. CHAPTER V.

To pass from rum to amusement is a very easy and natural transition, for unfortunately the people who drink are, as a rule, those who need and will have amusement. Having done w...

64. CHAPTER XLI.

There is hardly a man, woman or child in the world who has not heard of Heidelberg, and who does not know something of this famous little city of students, wine, beer, castle an...

38. CHAPTER XV.

Four weeks in London! Twenty-eight days of incessant sight-seeing. A series of continual surprises day after day, from early in the morning until late at night; a constant succe...

36. CHAPTER XIV.

Right in the heart of London--if London may be said to have any heart--is a tavern kept by an American, which is the headquarters of American "professionals," as showmen delight...

46. CHAPTER XXIII.

The French are the most temperate people on the globe. Why this is so is not easily explained, for it would be naturally supposed that so excitable a people ought, in the very n...

29. CHAPTER VII.

London is probably the most expensive place to do business in the world. Its business men are conservative, so conservative that they would not for the world part their hair in...

28. CHAPTER VI.

One of the stock sights in London which every foreigner as well as every man, woman and child from the country who goes to London, does with great regularity, is Madame Tussaud'...

37. did. He made it mighty lively for the keeper to hold him, and he howled

so like a savage that he skeered the wimin and gals to a degree that they couldn't help goin' in to see him. Foggarty was a great man, and hed talent. He was the best Modoc Chie...

22. CHAPTER XLV.

_This book is dedicated (without permission) as a Tribute to a most Reliable Friend, a Thorough Business Man, and One whose steady devotion to everything right and proper, and w...

10. CHAPTER XX.

13. CHAPTER XXVI.

17. CHAPTER XXX.

4. CHAPTER V.

14. CHAPTER XXVII.

16. CHAPTER XXIX.

18. CHAPTER XXXI.

15. CHAPTER XXVIII.

19. CHAPTER XXXIII.

3. CHAPTER IV.

7. CHAPTER XVI.

8. CHAPTER XVII.

11. CHAPTER XXII.

21. CHAPTER XXXVIII.

2. CHAPTER III.

6. CHAPTER XI.

20. CHAPTER XXXV.

1. CHAPTER I.

5. CHAPTER IX.

9. CHAPTER XVIII.

12. CHAPTER XXIV.