Part 1

Produced by David Edwards and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net. (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive.)

MRS. TURNER'S CAUTIONARY STORIES

The Dumpy Books for Children

Selected by E. V. LUCAS

I. THE FLAMP, THE AMELIORATOR, and THE SCHOOLBOY'S APPRENTICE.

_Written by E. V. LUCAS._

II. MRS. TURNER'S CAUTIONARY STORIES

_Other Volumes in the Series are in preparation_

1s. 6d. each

Mrs. Turner's Cautionary Stories

LONDON: GRANT RICHARDS

1897

_CONTENTS_

PAGE

INTRODUCTION xiii

BAD BOYS AND GOOD--

_The Window-Breaker_ 3

_A Gunpowder Plot_ 5

_Peter Imitates the Clown_ 7

_Ben's Heavy Punishment_ 9

_The Chimney-Sweeper_ 11

_The Fighting Wicket-keeper_ 13

_The Good Scholar_ 15

_The Good Scholar Fights_ 16

_The Death of the Good Scholar's Foe_ 17

_Robert's Thoughtless Brothers_ 19

_Joe's Light Punishment_ 20

_Falsehood "Corrected"_ 22

_The Superior Boys_ 24

_George's Curious Taste_ 25

_Thomas Brown's Disappointment_ 27

_Considerate Philip_ 28

_The Models_ 29

_Politeness_ 30

_Richard's Reformation_ 31

_James's Sacrifice_ 32

_The Excellent Lord Mayor_ 34

_Clever Little Thomas_ 36

_William's Escape_ 37

GOOD GIRLS AND BAD--

_Rebecca's Afterthought_ 41

_A Hint to Mary Anne_ 42

_How to Write a Letter_ 44

_News for Papa_ 46

_Maria's Charity_ 48

_The Neglected Turk_ 50

_Pride and Priggishness_ 52

_How to Look when Speaking_ 54

_Isabella's Parachute_ 56

_Maria Snubbed_ 57

_Matilda's Extravagance_ 58

_Papa's Watchfulness_ 60

_Isabella's Defeat_ 61

_The Two Patients_ 62

_Fanny's Bad Habit_ 63

_Sarah's Danger_ 64

_The Hoyden_ 65

_The Giddy Girl_ 67

_A Warning to Frances_ 69

_Playing with Fire_ 71

_How to Heal a Burn_ 72

_Mary Anne's Kindness_ 74

_Ambitious Sophy_ 75

_Dressed or Undressed_ 76

_Mrs. Birch's Influence_ 78

_Rebellious Frances_ 80

KINDNESS AND CRUELTY--

_The Harmless Cow_ 83

_The Harmless Worm_ 84

_The Bad Donkey-Boy's Good Fortune_ 86

_Grateful Carlo_ 88

_Grateful Lucy_ 90

_Grateful Trusty_ 91

_Something in Store for Richard_ 92

_The Result of Cruelty_ 93

THINGS TO EAT--

_What is Best for Children_ 97

_Billy Gill's Good Fortune_ 99

_Civil Speech_ 101

_The Cook's Rebuke_ 103

_The Lost Pudding_ 105

_Sammy Smith's Sad Fate_ 106

_Stupid William_ 107

_Poisonous Fruit_ 109

_Harry's Cake_ 111

_Peter's Cake_ 113

_William's Cake_ 115

_How to Make a Christmas Pudding_ 117

Introduction

The sixty-nine Cautionary Stories that follow have been chosen from five books by Mrs. Elizabeth Turner, written for the pleasure and instruction of our little grandparents and great-grandparents. The books are _The Daisy_, _The Cowslip_, _The Crocus_, _The Pink_ and _Short Poems_. Between the years 1810 and 1850 they were on the shelves of most nurseries, although now they are rarely to be met with. There was also _The Rose_, but from that nothing has been taken for these pages, nor are the original pictures again offered. Except for these pictures, a frequent change of title, and a few trifling alterations for grammar's sake, the pieces selected are now printed exactly as at first.

Mrs. Turner's belief, as stated by Master Robert in the verses called "Books better than Toys" in _The Pink_, was that the children of her day, when they had money to spend and wanted a real treat, could not choose anything more suitable than her Cautionary Stories. The piece runs:

'My dear, as Robert is so good, I'll give him what I said I would, Two shillings for himself to spend; He knows the shop of our good friend.'

'Yes, I know well the pretty shop Where folks, you know, so often stop To view the prints. The windows--look!-- Are filled with toys and many a book.

'They have a thousand books and toys For little girls and little boys; At toys, indeed, I love to _look_, But I prefer to _buy_ a book.

'These two bright shillings, I suppose Will buy _The Cowslip_ and _The Rose_; And when two more I get, I think I'll buy _The Daisy_ and _The Pink_.'

In our own time Robert's opinion is not very widely shared: most of us would not care to give up a cannon or a doll in order that we might be cautioned; but Mrs. Turner is not the less an entertaining author because her volumes have fewer attractions for us than some of the things in a Christmas bazaar. She told her tales with such spirit: her verses are so straightforward, the rhymes come so pat at the end of the lines, and you may beat time with your foot and never be put out.

In another piece, "Kitty's Favourites," Mrs. Turner wrote:

The stories Kitty likes so well, And often asks her aunt to tell Are all about good girls and boys.

Kitty's taste, like Robert's, is no longer general. The common view is that stories about bad children are more fun; and therefore I think you will be amused by these pages. Whether or not punishment always did follow the offences as surely and swiftly as Mrs. Turner declares, I am not prepared to say. If you are in any doubt you had better ask your parents.

E. V. LUCAS.

_November 1897._

Bad Boys and Good

THE WINDOW-BREAKER

Little Tom Jones Would often throw stones, And often he had a good warning; And now I will tell What Tommy befell, From his rudeness, one fine summer's morning.

He was taking the air Upon Trinity Square, And, as usual, large stones he was jerking; Till at length a hard cinder Went plump through a window Where a party of ladies were working.

Tom's aunt, when in town, Had left half a crown For her nephew (her name was Miss Frazier), Which he thought to have spent, But now it all went (And it served him quite right) to the glazier.

_Note._--The foregoing story is stated to be "founded on fact."

A GUNPOWDER PLOT

"I have got a sad story to tell," Said Betty one day to mamma: "'Twill be long, ma'am, before John is well, On his eye is so dreadful a scar.

"Master Wilful enticed him away, To join with some more little boys; They went in the garden to play, And I soon heard a terrible noise.

"Master Wilful had laid a long train Of gunpowder, ma'am, on the wall; It has put them to infinite pain, For it blew up, and injured them all.

"John's eyebrow is totally bare; Tom's nose is bent out of its place; Sam Bushy has lost all his hair; And Dick White is quite black in the face."

_Note._--As a matter of fact, a train of gunpowder does not make a terrible noise; it makes hardly any noise at all--a mere _pfff!_ and though John, Sam Bushy, and Dick White are shown to have been hurt as they might have been, a train of gunpowder could not bend Tom's nose, it could only burn it. Probably Mrs. Turner did not often play with explosives herself, and therefore did not know. Master Wilful seems to have escaped altogether.

PETER IMITATES THE CLOWN

Poor Peter was burnt by the poker one day, When he made it look pretty and red; For the beautiful sparks made him think it fine play, To lift it as high as his head.

But somehow it happen'd his finger and thumb Were terribly scorched by the heat; And he scream'd out aloud for his mother to come, And stamp'd on the floor with his feet.

Now if Peter had minded his mother's command, His fingers would not have been sore; And he promised again, as she bound up his hand, To play with hot pokers no more.

BEN'S HEAVY PUNISHMENT

'Tis sad when boys are disinclin'd To benefit by kind advice; No little child of virtuous mind Should need receive a caution twice.

The baker on a pony came (Oft us'd by them, and butchers too), And little Ben was much to blame For doing what he should not do.

They told him _not_ to mount the horse; Alas! he did; away they flew; In vain he pull'd with all his force, The pony ran a mile or two.

At length poor little Ben was thrown; Ah! who will pity? who's to blame? Alas! the fault is all his own-- Poor little Ben for life is lame!

THE CHIMNEY-SWEEPER

"Sweep! sweep! sweep! sweep!" cries little Jack, With brush and bag upon his back, And black from head to foot; While daily, as he goes along, "Sweep! sweep! sweep! sweep!" is all his song, Beneath his load of soot.

But then he was not always black. Oh no! he once was pretty Jack, And had a kind papa; But, silly child! he ran to play Too far from home, a long, long way, And did not ask mamma.

So he was lost, and now must creep Up chimneys, crying, "Sweep! sweep! sweep!"

_Note._--This was written in the days when little boys, like Tom in _Water Babies_, were sent actually up the chimneys to clean them out.

THE FIGHTING WICKET-KEEPER

In the schoolroom the boys All heard a great noise. Charles Moore had just finish'd his writing, So ran out to play, And saw a sad fray:-- Tom Bell and John Wilson were fighting.

He cried, "Let's be gone, Oh, come away, John, We want you to stand at the wicket; And you, Master Bell, We want you as well, For we're all of us going to cricket.

"Our playmates, no doubt, Will shortly be out, For you know that at twelve study ceases; And you'll find better fun In play, ten to one, Than in knocking each other to pieces."

THE GOOD SCHOLAR

Joseph West had been told, That if, when he grew old, He had not learned rightly to spell, Though his writing were good, 'Twould not be understood: And Joe said, "I will learn my task well."

And he made it a rule To be silent at school, And what do you think came to pass? Why, he learnt it so fast, That from being the last, He soon was the first in the class.

THE GOOD SCHOLAR FIGHTS

One afternoon as Joseph West, The boy who learnt his lesson best, Was trying how his whip would crack, By chance he hit Sam Headstrong's back.

Enraged, he flew, and gave poor Joe, With all his might, a sudden blow: Nor would he listen to one word, When Joe endeavoured to be heard.

Joe, finding him resolved to fight, For what was accidental quite, Although he never fought before, Beat Headstrong till he'd have no more.

THE DEATH OF THE GOOD SCHOLAR'S FOE

"My dear little Ned," His grandmamma said, "I think I have caution'd you twice; I hope you'll take heed, I do, love, indeed, And I beg you'll not venture on ice.

"Good skaters, I know, On the ice often go, And also will others entice, When there has not been frost Two days at the most, And when very thin is the ice."

He went to the brook, Resolv'd but to look, And though he could slide very nice, And the slides were _so long_, He knew 'twould be wrong, So he did not then go on the ice.

He wisely behav'd, And his life thus he sav'd; For Sam Headstrong (who ne'er took advice) Went where it was thin-- Alas! he fell in: He sank, and went under the ice.

ROBERT'S THOUGHTLESS BROTHERS

Robert, when an infant, heard Now and then a naughty word, Spoken in a random way By his brothers when at play. Was the baby then to blame When he tried to lisp the same?

No! he could not, whilst so young, Know what words were right or wrong, But for boys who better knew, Punishment was justly due, Which the thoughtless brothers met In a way they won't forget.

JOE'S LIGHT PUNISHMENT

As Joe was at play, Near the cupboard one day, When he thought no one saw but himself, How sorry I am, He ate raspberry jam, And currants that stood on the shelf.

His mother and John To the garden had gone, To gather ripe pears and ripe plums; What Joe was about His mother found out, When she look'd at his fingers and thumbs.

And when they had dined, Said to Joe, "You will find, It is better to let things alone; These plums and these pears No naughty boy shares, Who meddles with fruit not his own."

FALSEHOOD "CORRECTED"

When Jacky drown'd our poor cat Tib, He told a very naughty fib, And said he had not drown'd her; But truth is always soon found out-- No one but Jack had been about The place where Thomas found her.

And Thomas saw him with the cat (Though Jacky did not know of that), And told papa the trick; He saw him take a slender string And round poor Pussy's neck then swing A very heavy brick.

His parents being very sad To find they had a boy so bad, To say what was not true, Determined to correct him then; And never was he known again Such naughty things to do.

THE SUPERIOR BOYS

Tom and Charles once took a walk, To see a pretty lamb; And, as they went, began to talk Of little naughty Sam;

Who beat his younger brother, Bill, And threw him in the dirt; And when his poor mamma was ill, He teased her for a squirt.

"And I," said Tom, "won't play with Sam, Although he has a top": But here the pretty little lamb To talking put a stop.

GEORGE'S CURIOUS TASTE

On George's birthday Was such a display! He was dress'd in a new suit of clothes; And look'd so genteel, With his buttons of steel, And felt quite like a man, I suppose.

Now at tea, with much care, He partakes of his share, Nor spills it, as careless boys do; He is always so clean, And so fit to be seen, That his clothes, you would think, were just new.

Yet George loves to play, And is lively and gay, But is careful of spoiling his dress; So a pinafore wears, Which he likes, he declares; And I think he is right, I confess.

THOMAS BROWN'S DISAPPOINTMENT

Young Alfred with a pack of cards Could make a pancake, build a house, Would make a regiment of guards, And sit as quiet as a mouse.

A silly boy, one Thomas Brown, Who came to dine and spend the day, Took great delight to throw it down, Then, rudely laughing, ran away.

And what did little Alfred do? He knew lamenting was in vain, So patiently, and wisely too, He, smiling, built it up again.

CONSIDERATE PHILIP

When Philip's good mamma was ill, The servant begg'd he would be still; Because the doctor and the nurse Had said that noise would make her worse.

At night, when Philip went to bed, He kiss'd mamma, and whisp'ring said, "My dear mamma, I never will Make any noise when you are ill."

THE MODELS

As Dick and Bryan were at play At trap, it came to pass Dick struck the ball, and far away, He broke a pane of glass.

Though much alarmed, they did not run, But walk'd up to the spot; And offer'd for the damage done What money they had got.

When accidents like this arise, Dear children! this rely on: All honest, honourable boys Will act like Dick and Bryan.

POLITENESS

Good little boys should never say, "I will," and "Give me these"; Oh no! that never is the way, But, "Mother, if you please."

And, "If you please," to sister Anne, Good boys to say are ready; And, "Yes, sir," to a gentleman, And, "Yes, ma'am," to a lady.

RICHARD'S REFORMATION

Miss Lucy was a charming child, She never said, "I wont"; If little Dick her playthings spoil'd She said, "Pray, Dicky, don't."

He took her waxen doll one day, And bang'd it round and round; Then tore its legs and arms away, And threw them on the ground.

His good mamma was angry quite, And Lucy's tears ran down; But Dick went supperless that night, And since has better grown.

JAMES'S SACRIFICE

Little James, full of play, Went shooting one day, Not thinking his sister was nigh; The arrow was low, But the wind raised it so, That it hit her just over the eye.

This good little lad Was exceedingly sad At the pain he had given his sister; He look'd at her eye, And said, "Emma, don't cry," And then, too, he tenderly kiss'd her.

She could not then speak, And it cost her a week Before she recover'd her sight; And James burn'd his bow And his arrows, and so I think little James acted right.

THE EXCELLENT LORD MAYOR

"Oh dear papa!" cried little Joe, "How beautiful the Lord Mayor's show! In that gold coach the Lord Mayor see-- How _very_ happy he must be!"

"My dear," the careful parent said, "Let not strange notions fill your head: 'Tis not the gold that we possess That constitutes our happiness.

"The Lord Mayor, when a little boy, His time did properly employ; And, as he grew from youth to man, To follow goodness was his plan.

"And that's the cause they love him so, And cheer him all the way they go; They love him for his smiling face More than for all his gold and lace."

CLEVER LITTLE THOMAS

When Thomas Poole First went to school, He was but scarcely seven, Yet knew as well To read and spell As most boys of eleven.

He took his seat, And wrote quite neat, And never idly acted; And then beside He multiplied, Divided, and subtracted.

His master said, And stroked his head, "If thus you persevere, My little friend, You may depend Upon a prize next year."

WILLIAM'S ESCAPE

'Tis winter, cold winter, and William has been To look at the place on the pool Where Henry was drown'd by the ice breaking in, About half a mile from the school.

And Henry was told on that very same day He must not go into that field, But then, as he thought, if he did disobey, The fault might for once be conceal'd.

A lesson for William, who hangs down his head, Without any spirits for play; His favourite friend and companion is dead Because _he would have his own way_.

Good Girls and Bad

REBECCA'S AFTERTHOUGHT

Yesterday Rebecca Mason, In the parlour by herself, Broke a handsome china basin, Plac'd upon the mantel-shelf.

Quite alarm'd, she thought of going Very quietly away, Not a single person knowing Of her being there that day.

But Rebecca recollected She was taught deceit to shun; And the moment she reflected, Told her mother what was done;

Who commended her behaviour, Lov'd her better, and forgave her.

A HINT TO MARY ANNE

"Mamma, dear mamma," cried in haste Mary Anne, As into the parlour she eagerly ran, "I hear that a giant is just come to town, So tall, he is often obliged to stoop down; Oh, pray let us see him, oh, do let us go; Indeed, dear mamma, he's a wonderful show."

"You are earnest, my love, and shall not be denied," Her truly affectionate mother replied. "A lady this morning has also arrived Who of arms and of legs from her birth was deprived, Yet is in a number of ways as expert As if she were able these limbs to exert.

"We'll visit Miss Beffin to-morrow, and then I'll speak of the giant and lady again; You are not mistaken, his overgrown size We cannot behold without feeling surprise, Whilst Beffin's example most forcibly stands A silent rebuke to all--_indolent hands_."

HOW TO WRITE A LETTER

Maria intended a letter to write, But could not begin (as she thought) to indite, So went to her mother with pencil and slate, Containing "Dear Sister," and also a date.

"With nothing to say, my dear girl, do not think Of wasting your time over paper and ink; But certainly this is an excellent way, To try with your slate to find something to say.

"I will give you a rule," said her mother, "my dear, Just think for a moment your sister is here: And what would you tell her? consider, and then, Though silent your tongue, you can speak with your pen."

NEWS FOR PAPA

When Sarah's papa was from home a great way, She attempted to write him a letter one day. First ruling the paper, an excellent plan, In all proper order Miss Sarah began. She said she lamented sincerely to tell That her dearest mamma had been very unwell; That the story was long, but that when he came back, He would hear of the shocking behaviour of Jack. Though an error or two we by chance may detect, It was better than treating papa with neglect; And Sarah, when older, we know will learn better, And write single "I" with a capital letter.

MARIA'S CHARITY

Maria's aunt, who lived in Town, Once wrote a letter to her niece, And sent, wrapp'd up, a new half-crown, Besides a pretty pocket-piece.

Maria jump'd with joy and ran To tell her sister the good news; She said, "I mean to buy a fan, Come, come along with me to choose."

They quickly tied their hats, and talk'd Of yellow, lilac, pink, and green; But far the sisters had not walk'd, Before the saddest sight was seen.

Upon the ground a poor lame man, Helpless and old, had tumbled down; She thought no more about the fan, But gave to him her new half-crown.

THE NEGLECTED TURK

Miss Alice was quietly seated at work When Susan, her cousin, came quite in a hurry, Exclaiming, "Come, Alice, and look at a Turk, Oh, if you don't see him, I shall be so sorry.

"His dress is so grand, but you don't seem to stir." "I cannot," said Alice, "mamma has requir'd me To stop in this room; I am waiting for her, And hope I shall finish the work she desir'd me."

"All nonsense," said Susan, "I beg you will come"; But Alice resolv'd on obedient behaviour, For which she felt glad, when her mother came home, And gave her a smile of approval and favour.

PRIDE AND PRIGGISHNESS

"See, Fanny," said Miss Charlotte Pride, "How fine I am to-day: A new silk hat, a sash beside; Am I not very gay?