# Mr. Dooley Says

Author: Dunne, Finley Peter, 1867-1936

Genre: Humor

Language: English

License: Public domain

Source: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/14684

Amazon editions: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Mr.+Dooley+Says+Dunne&tag=cyberlibrar00-20

## Summary

"A thrue statement an' a sound argymint that appeals to ivry man. P'raps they havn't got any babies. A baby is a good substichoot f'r a ballot, an' th' hand that rocks th' cradle sildom has time f'r anny other luxuries. But why shud we give thim a vote, says I. What have they done to injye this impeeryal suffrage that we fought an' bled f'r? Whin me forefathers were followin' George Wash'nton an' sufferin' all th' hardships that men endure campin' out in vacation time, what were th' women doin'? They were back in Matsachoosetts milkin' th' cow, mendin' socks, followin' th' plow, plantin' corn, keepin' store, shoein' horses, an' pursooin' th' other frivvlous follies iv th' fair but fickle...

## Chapters

- [Chapter 1](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mr-dooley-says-14684/chapters/1/index.md)
- [Chapter 2](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mr-dooley-says-14684/chapters/2/index.md)