# Mixed Faces

Author: Norton, Roy, 1869-1942

Genre: Category: Humour

Language: English

License: Public domain

Source: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/29657

Amazon editions: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Mixed+Faces+Norton&tag=cyberlibrar00-20

## Summary

If Nature is infallible, there should be some philosophic or eugenic professor arise and explain why she made such a grievous error in the personal appearance, vocal qualities, and general gestures of the learned judge, astute politician and hopeful statesman, Hon. J. Woodworth-Granger and Mr. James Gollop, perigrinating drummer for a chocolate house. Either the Honorable Judge should have been a commercial traveler, or the commercial traveler a judge. Outwardly they could have passed for specimen twins, given handicaps to all comers, and easily won the blue ribbon. Inwardly their characteristics were as different as those of any two animals could be, the Judge having the ponderous gravit...

## Chapters

- [Chapter 1](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/1/index.md)
- [Chapter 5](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/5/index.md)
- [Chapter 2](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/2/index.md)
- [Chapter 13](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/13/index.md)
- [Chapter 6](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/6/index.md)
- [Chapter 16](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/16/index.md)
- [Chapter 12](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/12/index.md)
- [Chapter 15](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/15/index.md)
- [Chapter 3](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/3/index.md)
- [Chapter 7](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/7/index.md)
- [Chapter 10](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/10/index.md)
- [Chapter 8](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/8/index.md)
- [Chapter 9](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/9/index.md)
- [Chapter 4](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/4/index.md)
- [Chapter 11](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/11/index.md)
- [Chapter 14](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/mixed-faces-29657/chapters/14/index.md)