Category: Humour
Love and the Ironmonger
He marched off with a ledger under his arm, and George, with a wink at his nearest colleague, pulled a morning paper from an inner pocket and consulted the sporting column.
Category: Humour
He marched off with a ledger under his arm, and George, with a wink at his nearest colleague, pulled a morning paper from an inner pocket and consulted the sporting column.
"By the way, Cattermole," said a man in a top hat to his friend in a bowler, "what was the result of that little skirmish in the country you told me about some time ago?"
23. CHAPTER XXIII--_First Stop, Hastings"I'm not so sure of it," said George, whose respect for the energy and ingenuity of Gray and his companions was much greater now than it had been. "Those blood-suckers won't lea...
8. CHAPTER VIII--_George Early holds Fortune in his ArmsThe constant surveillance of the irrepressible George was beginning to tell upon Gray. The golden dreams inspired by the possession of five hundred pounds a year were slowly fad...
21. CHAPTER XXI--_Follow my LeaderThe detectives of Dibbs and Dubbs usually began their sentry-go at Brunswick Terrace as the clock struck eight. On the morning following George Early's second encounter with Car...
17. CHAPTER XVII--_Advice GratisGray appeared at his desk the next morning at his usual hour. The office learned in due course that he had had some trouble and had taken a day off. The loss of an annuity of fi...
14. CHAPTER XIV--_"Tommy MorganThere was a mild hum of excitement in the offices of Messrs. Fairbrother. The honeymoon was over, and Mr. George Early had returned. He was already sitting in the big upstairs o...
5. CHAPTER V--_A New Lodger in Leytonstone"Guinea a year," said Lambert, "and the membership complete all but one. Exceptional chance, Jimmy. Spacious club-rooms, billiards, and all the rest. Open as soon as members' li...
6. CHAPTER VI--_Lamb Chops and Tomato SauceThomas Parrott was treating himself to half an hour's serious meditation, selecting for his purpose the big armchair in Mrs. Carey's sitting-room. It was only on Wednesdays that...
3. CHAPTER III--_George Early proves that Knowledge is PowerThe firm of Fairbrother went on in the usual way after the loss of its head. There was some speculation as to who would succeed old Joseph Fairbrother, and a good deal of surpri...
22. CHAPTER XXII--_Blind Man's BluffA blue haze of smoke hovered over the platform as the London train ran in, and in two minutes the driver and stoker, guards, and a score of passengers joined the excited crowd....
1. CHAPTER I--_What came to George Early through a KeyholeHe marched off with a ledger under his arm, and George, with a wink at his nearest colleague, pulled a morning paper from an inner pocket and consulted the sporting column.
15. CHAPTER XV--_Aunt Phoebe surprises her Nephew"It's made me quite nervous," said Mrs. Early, pouring out the coffee. "I'm sure something is going to happen. There!" as a spoon slipped off the table, "a stranger's coming!"
7. CHAPTER VII--_An Erring Husband improves against his WillGeorge Early certainly showed some shrewdness when he took up his position as secretary to Miss Fairbrother, for his address and appearance underwent a process of swift renovati...
4. CHAPTER IV--_Three Worms that turnedGeorge Early came down to breakfast next morning half an hour after his usual time, blithely humming a tune. Mrs. Haskins had it on the tip of her tongue to say something causti...
12. CHAPTER XII--_An Ironmonger in LoveMaster Cacklin's observations on the friendship existing between George Early and his employer were not without a great deal of truth, strange as it may appear. George Early and...
16. CHAPTER XVI--_George Early and the Giant AlcoholMaster Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of so...
2. CHAPTER II--_A Young Man in search of Bad HabitsThe first thing that struck George Early on his arrival at the office next morning, was the extreme seriousness of the three legatees. Gray looked so sober and miserable that Ge...
19. CHAPTER XIX--_A shot that missed FireThe conspirators turned up at the office in a hopeful spirit next morning. Early as the hour was, Gray had evidently been assisting his courage with some beverage that cheers an...
13. CHAPTER XIII--_A Fortnight's HolidayIt would be difficult to say exactly how Fairbrothers' took the news of George Early's engagement to its chief, for it did not burst upon the staff in an official proclamation,...
18. CHAPTER XVIII--_The Disadvantages of trying to be GoodAt breakfast next morning Mr. George Early was a model of politeness and urbanity. His courteousness obtruded itself so much that Aunt Phoebe could scarcely refrain from remarki...
11. CHAPTER XI--_Cupid takes a HandUpper Thames Street is not what it used to be in the days when Fairbrothers' was young. One by one the low, grimy warehouses are disappearing, to give place to noble edifices wi...
9. CHAPTER IX--_The Man who laughed Last and LoudestGray was not in a good temper when he reached the office next morning. He felt that George Early had added insult to injury by absenting himself after procuring five pounds by t...
10. CHAPTER X--_Hero WorshipOn arriving in his office upstairs, George seated himself comfortably, and read Miss Fairbrother's note for the sixth or seventh time. He was not one of those men who are prostr...
24. CHAPTER XXIV--_A Strawberry MarkGeorge Early travelled a few miles up the line, then made up his mind to cut across country. Changing his plans, he took to the railway again as far as New Cross, and thought th...
20. CHAPTER XX--_A Dark Man of Foreign AppearanceMr. Dawkins had guessed aright in supposing that George Early felt safe on the temperance question; his old confidence returned at once. He started to enjoy life in real earnest...