Category: Short Stories

Little Guzzy, and other stories

In this country and in Great Britain over 250,000 copies have been sold of “Helen’s Babies,” and it is safe to say that more than _half a million_ of readers are eagerly waiting for the narrative of the further haps and mishaps of those irresistible youths, “Budge” and “Toddie.”

Chapters

1. Part 1

In this country and in Great Britain over 250,000 copies have been sold of “Helen’s Babies,” and it is safe to say that more than _half a million_ of readers are eagerly waiting...

2. Part 2

Soon the hopeful ones were reduced to half a dozen of these. Yankee Sam was the favorite among the betting men, for Sam, knowing the habits of New England damsels, went to Place...

3. Part 3

Shirt-sleeves and trowsers-legs were hurriedly rolled down, shirt-collars were buttoned, hats were dusted, and then each man went leisurely out, with the air of having merely ha...

4. Part 4

TWO o’clock A.M. is supposed to be a popular sleeping hour the world over, and as Flatfoot Bar was a portion of the terrestrial sphere, it was but natural to expect its denizens...

5. Part 5

“Yes,” said the patriarch of the camp, “an’ this mornin’, when I went down to the bank to soak my head, ’cos last night’s liquor didn’t agree with it, I seed Sam with all his yo...

6. Part 6

“Mose, yer came in ez handy as a nugget in a gone-up claim. God bless yer, Mose. I feel better inside. Ef I get through the clouds, an’ hev a livin’ chance to say a word to them...

7. Part 7

The unscrupulous Peter put his eye to the keyhole; he saw the sheriff daintily dressed, and as pretty a lady as ever was, in spite of her short hair; he heard the judge say:

8. Part 8

Never had the major known an evening whose twilight was of such interminable duration. When, however, the darkness was sufficient to conceal his face, he walked quickly across t...

9. Part 9

“Come back a minute,” interrupted Buffle. I forgot to come down with the dust for the drinks. Now I tell yer what—I want yer to go back to my camp—I’ve got plenty uv gold, an’ i...

10. Part 10

“Got notice to-day of another new counterfeit. Five hundred offered for arrest and conviction on _that_. Hope we can prove _that_ on Matalette’s gang. We can go out of politics,...

11. Part 11

The speaker was old Mrs. Simmons, boarding-house keeper, and resident of a certain town on the Ohio River. The prime cause of her remark was Captain Sam Toppie, of the steamboat...

12. Part 12

The would-be petitioner took his rebuff considerably to heart, and began, in a low and rapid voice, an argument with himself upon the duration of the state of grace. The Enders...

13. Part 13

He hung around all day while we put up the post and studding—probably to see that the sill was not turned over and his secret disclosed; and it was with this idea that I set the...

14. Part 14

“Meanin’ no disrespect to your dad,” said the colonel, “Mr. Mix, Senior, ortn’t to hev let you come out here—you ain’t strong enough—you’ll git fever ’n ager ’fore you’ve washed...

15. Part 15

The young man who had been sent by the Southern Illinois Conference to preach the Word on the Mount Pisgah circuit was great-hearted and impetuous, and tremendously in earnest i...

16. Part 16

“I’m very grateful, boys, for your kindness—I wish I could reward you; but haven’t got anything—I’ve got nothing at all. The only treasure I had I buried—buried it in the hut, w...

17. Part 17

When Sim finally learned the cause of his trouble, he promptly announced his intention of converting Mrs. Blizzer to common sense, and as he had argued Uncle Ben, first into a p...

18. Part 18

When so important a personage as a barkeeper indulged publicly in an idea, the inhabitants of Challenge Hill, like good Californians everywhere, considered themselves in duty bo...

19. Part 19

Mrs. Leekins’s story was soon told. Crewne had suddenly gone to the city, first purchasing the cottage which Deacon Twinkham had built several years before for a son who had nev...

20. Part 20

Even casting chilling looks at Miss Wyett when they met her failed to make that unoffending young lady any less attractive to the young men of Bowerton, and critical analysis of...

21. Part 21

On the fifth day of its existence, however, when the arrival of an express agent indicated that Capital had formally acknowledged the existence of Happy Rest, there was an unusu...

22. Part 22

Bill Bowney, under favorable circumstances, appeared to be a very homely, lazy, sneaking sort of an individual; but Bill Bowney, covered with dust, his eyes bloodshot, his cloth...

23. Part 23

She emerged from a bathing-house in a garb very odd to the eyes of Mr. Putchett, but one which did not at all change that gentleman’s opinion of the wearer. She ran into the wat...

24. Part 24

“Scrabblegrab, you’re complained uv for goin’ back on bitters, coaxin’ Curly to give up keards, thus spoilin’ his fun, an’ knockin’ appreciatin’ observers out of their amusement...

25. Part 25

“I’d feel as ef the people of God was a gang of insultin’ hypocrites, an’ ez ef I didn’t ever want to see ’em again. Ef that kind o’ pride’s sinful, the devil’s a saint. Ef ther...

26. Part 26

“Yes,” said Joe, grateful for hearing of no more horrible believers, “but what _is_ his will but believing on him? Don’t the Bible say that they that believe shall be saved?”

27. Part 27

“I wonder,” he remarked, after a discursive, fitful, but very spicy preface of ten minutes’ duration, “why they couldn’t find somethin’ I _hed_ done, instead of tuckin’ some oth...