Category: Humour

Letters from a Son to His Self-Made Father Being the Replies to Letters from a Self-Made Merchant to His Son

I know you will accuse me of lack of the business promptness which is the red label on your brand of success, but I really couldn't answer your letter before. I have been trying to reconcile your maxims of life with the real thing, and I had to get busy and keep so. Reconcilia...

Chapters

5. Part 5

Sometimes she smiled at me and I bounded up into the seventh heaven, although I often wondered if she was only too well-bred not to laugh outright. (Her father and husband had b...

3. Part 3

My resolutions may not be original, they may not even be good ones, but such as they are I am going to write them out for you, for you have often told me that it was every man's...

10. Part 10

You certainly owe something to your descendants, for upon them depends the future of your own reputation. The original money grabber of a great family may have dug clams and rob...

7. Part 7

The way these simple people combine business and pleasure would be a revelation to the packing house. I saw a good example of this peculiarity at a barn-raising that "Vebe" Phil...

8. Part 8

I'm coming back to town with the firm determination to make the manager of the lard department look like three battered dimes. As you say, it's my business to do my work so well...

9. Part 9

The enclosed clippings will doubtless prove even more explanatory to you than to me. I regret to learn from them and others--for all the newspapers had it--that you are being sq...

6. Part 6

Apropos of hotels, I have discovered a curious fact: the farther you go the worse they get, and even if you strike a good one occasionally it only increases your sorrow, for com...

2. Part 2

You can't always hide away talent so that it can't be dug up, and one Sunday the outlook committee from a fashionable church came down to D-- and listened to the minister. His t...

1. Part 1

I know you will accuse me of lack of the business promptness which is the red label on your brand of success, but I really couldn't answer your letter before. I have been trying...

4. Part 4

The other night at dinner Billy was very loquacious. He had been playing billiards all the afternoon, and there is something connected with the game that always loosens his tong...

11. Part 11

But, so far, I am pleased to state, the honeymoon has not waned an atom. We are keeping pretty close to the house, for what a shock it would be to society if they knew we had be...