Category: Short Stories
Lancelot Biggs cooks a pirate
The whole trouble started with Slops. Slops wasn't a _bad_ cook, you understand. He just wasn't a cook at all, rightly speaking. He had what you might call a "tapioca complex." It was tapioca for breakfast, tapioca for lunch, tapioca for dinner. Every day. Boiled tapioca, stew...