CHAPTER XXXVIII.--Jonathan's Table.--Danger of Steel Knives.--The

Americans are Water-drinkers.--I Discover a Snake in my Tumbler.--The Negro Waiter Comforts Me.--Accommodation for Travellers.--The Menu.--Abbreviated Dinner.--The Little Oval Dishes.--Turkey and Cranberry Sauce.--A not very Tempting Dish.--Consolation of Knowing that the Waitresses are well cared for.--Something to Eat, for Heaven's Sake!--Humble Apologies to Mine Host.