CHAPTER XXXIV.--Jonathan's Eccentricities.--The Arc de Triomphe not

being Hirable, an American proposes to Buy it.--The Town Council of Paris do not Close with Him.--Cathedrals on Hire.--Companies Insuring against Matrimonial Infidelity.--Harmony Association.--Burial of a Leg.--Last Will and Testament of an American who Means to be Absent on the Day of Judgment.