Jeppe on the Hill; Or, The Transformed Peasant: A Comedy in Five Acts
Scene 2.
Jeppe. The Court.
(Jeppe is being taken down from the gallows.)
=Jeppe=--Ah, your honor! Is it certain that I am quite alive again or am I a ghost?
=Judge=--You are quite alive; for the court which can sentence you to death can also sentence you to life. Can't you understand that?
=Jeppe=--No, I don't understand it, but I believe I am still a ghost.
=Judge=--Ah, you fool! That is easy to see. He who takes a thing from you can certainly give it back to you.
=Jeppe=--May I then try to hang the judge, just for fun, and see if I can sentence him to life again later?
=Judge=--No, that won't do; for you are no judge.
=Jeppe=--But am I then alive again?
=Judge=--Yes, you are.
=Jeppe=--So that I'm not a ghost?
=Judge=--Certainly not!
=Jeppe=--Nor a spirit?
=Judge=--No.
=Jeppe=--Am I then the same Jeppe on the Hill that I was before?
=Judge=--To be sure!
=Jeppe=--And not a spectre?
=Judge=--No, of course not.
=Jeppe=--Will you swear that it is true?
=Judge=--I swear that you are alive.
=Jeppe=--Will you cross your heart and hope to die if it isn't true?
=Judge=--You should believe what we say without question, and thank us that we have been so merciful as to sentence you to life again.
=Jeppe=--If you had not hanged me yourselves, I should have been glad to thank you for taking me down again.
=Judge=--Be content, Jeppe, and let us know when your wife beats you again, and we shall look into the matter. See, here are four Rixdollars, which you can have a good time with for awhile, and don't forget to drink our health.
(Jeppe kisses his hand and thanks him. The judge goes away.)