Category: Humour

In the Riding-School; Chats with Esmeralda

I. A PRELIMINARY CHAT WITH ESMERALDA The proper frame of mind --Dress--Preparatory exercises. II. SHALL YOU TAKE YOUR MOTHER, ESMERALDA? The first lesson-- Various ways of mounting--Slippery reins--Clucking--After a ride. III. CHAT DURING THE SECOND LESSON Equestrian language-...

Chapters

4. Chapter 4

Up went the Texan's left heel, catching cleverly on the saddle as he dropped lightly to the right, after the fashion of the Arab, the Moor, the Apache, of all the nations which...

2. Chapter 2

Now, Esmeralda, keep your mind--No, your saddle is not turning; it is well girthed. You feel as if it were? Pray, how do you know how you would feel if a saddle were to turn? Di...

3. Chapter 3

Take all your spare minutes for this work, Esmeralda. Bob up and down in all the secluded corners of the house; try to feel the motion in the horse-cars--it will not need much e...

8. Chapter 8

As for the solitary canter, when the kindly Fates shall endow that respectable American sovereign, your father, with a park somewhat bigger than the seventy-five square feet of...

7. Chapter 7

"'We are ladies,'" quotes Nell, "and we can't answer you," and the society young lady finds herself alone with the wise fairy, who is suddenly very busy with her books, and afte...

6. Chapter 6

"Take your places again," cries your teacher, "and keep to the wall! If you had had proper control of your horse, that would not have happened, Miss Versatilia! Now, Miss Lady,...

5. Chapter 5

You try the volte, and convince yourself that the geometry master who taught you that a circle was a polygon with an infinite number of sides was more exact and less poetical th...

9. Chapter 9

What must you pay for your habit? You may pay three hundred dollars, if you like, although that price is seldom charged, unless to customers who seem desirous of paying if, but...

1. Chapter 1

I. A PRELIMINARY CHAT WITH ESMERALDA The proper frame of mind --Dress--Preparatory exercises. II. SHALL YOU TAKE YOUR MOTHER, ESMERALDA? The first lesson-- Various ways of mount...

10. Chapter 10

A very little observation of your fellow pupils will show you that presumption upon his good nature is wofully common, and that his American inability to forget that a woman is...