Category: Humour

He Comes Up Smiling

I The Beauty Contest II A Close Shave III Enter Mr. Batchelor IV And When I Dine V A Plan and a Telegram VI What Is Heaven Like VII Watermelon Yields VIII Gratitude Is a Flower IX On the Road X The Deserted House XI A Night's Lodging XII The Key to the Situation XIII Only to b...

Chapters

11. Part 11

"Why not before people? People have become too artificial. They must not love, nor hate, nor have any feelings, apparently, before people. Feelings are interesting and we ought...

9. Part 9

The Watermelon in the tonneau of the general's car, with Billy, straightened up with a sickening fear of being arrested in her presence. The fun and excitement of the adventure...

4. Part 4

"It's about you," said the boy, harsh with impatience and nervousness. "It's--" He drew a piece of paper from his pocket and held it out. "He gave me that to send."

3. Part 3

Henrietta had started toward the steps and the Watermelon turned to follow her, when he saw _her_ standing on the top step, looking straight at him across Henrietta's shoulder....

7. Part 7

The general came back to the table. A little firmness, tempered with a lucid explanation in words of one syllable had always been his method in dealing with the weaker sex. "My...

13. Part 13

Billy knew from the Watermelon's face that the interview with her father had been far from satisfactory. She feared that the Watermelon had not "stood up" for himself, that her...

6. Part 6

Billy opened the dresser and peered gingerly in, her small nose wrinkled for any unforeseen emergency. She had taken off her hat, and her soft yellow hair, bound back by a black...

12. Part 12

"How?" asked Billy through white lips, staring at him from where she stood in the middle of the tiny cow lane, winding away up the hill among the sweet fern and the bracken.

8. Part 8

Billy consented, and they strolled away in the dark. The general, who thought he was talking politics, was laying down the law to the hotel clerk, and Henrietta and Bartlett wer...

10. Part 10

Billy laughed. "We have more cars at home," said she. "It doesn't bother me at all. That's the trouble of being rich, you can't be robbed and feel badly about it."

5. Part 5

A man was peering at them eagerly over the tops of a few bushes. His face was white and his teeth chattering. His arms, dimly discerned through the branches, were wrapped around...

1. Part 1

I The Beauty Contest II A Close Shave III Enter Mr. Batchelor IV And When I Dine V A Plan and a Telegram VI What Is Heaven Like VII Watermelon Yields VIII Gratitude Is a Flower...

2. Part 2

The hotel was several miles from the village. Its gables and chimneys could be seen rising in majestic aloofness from the woods on a distant hillside. The Watermelon paused wher...

14. Part 14

The Watermelon dropped Billy's hands and turned to her father in well-bred greeting, but their eyes met and in the Watermelon's was grim defiance. He had seen Billy again and no...