# "Gentlemen prefer blondes"

Author: Loos, Anita, 1893-1981; Barton, Ralph, 1891-1931 [Illustrator]

Genre: Category: Humour

Language: English

License: Public domain

Source: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/66829

Amazon editions: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=%22Gentlemen+prefer+blondes%22+Loos&tag=cyberlibrar00-20

## Summary

A gentleman friend and I were dining at the Ritz last evening and he said that if I took a pencil and a paper and put down all of my thoughts it would make a book. This almost made me smile as what it would really make would be a whole row of encyclopediacs. I mean I seem to be thinking practically all of the time. I mean it is my favorite recreation and sometimes I sit for hours and do not seem to do anything else but think. So this gentleman said a girl with brains ought to do something else with them besides think. And he said he ought to know brains when he sees them, because he is in the senate and he spends quite a great deal of time in Washington, d. c., and when he comes into cont...

## Chapters

- [CHAPTER SIX](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/gentlemen-prefer-blondes-66829/chapters/6/index.md)
- [CHAPTER FIVE](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/gentlemen-prefer-blondes-66829/chapters/5/index.md)
- [CHAPTER FOUR](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/gentlemen-prefer-blondes-66829/chapters/4/index.md)
- [CHAPTER THREE](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/gentlemen-prefer-blondes-66829/chapters/3/index.md)
- [CHAPTER ONE](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/gentlemen-prefer-blondes-66829/chapters/1/index.md)
- [CHAPTER TWO](https://www.cyberlibrary.org/en/books/gentlemen-prefer-blondes-66829/chapters/2/index.md)