CHAPTER II.
A HOUSE, PLANS, AND SPECIFICATIONS.
Wonderful architectural Genius of the Author.--He admires himself and consults his Friends.--Difficulties in obtaining “just the Thing.”--Want of Time.--Free Trade in Houses advocated as superior to Home Production.--The imported Article falls into the Hands of a Philistine named Barney.--A fresh Arrival.--The House comes, but the Builder does not.--The Charge of the Light Brigade, and Flight of the Housekeeper.....37