CHAPTER I.
A COW.
Special Points about the Bovine Race.--Directions in Feeding.--Preparations to receive the Animal.--Her Arrival.--An awful Pause.--The Fray about to begin.--Intelligence of Cows and Biddies.--Victory.--A Calm.--Cow Complainings.--Approaching Storm.--A Tempest in a back Yard.--Soothing Effects of “Mash.”--Immense Profits and glorious Prospects for the Future.--Peculiarities and Eccentricities of the Race as exhibited in a confined Space.--She is sent to the Country for the benefit of her Health.....19