Category: Humour

First and Last

ON WEIGHING ANCHOR THE REVEILLON ON CHEESES THE CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY THE INVENTOR THE VIEWS OF ENGLAND THE LUNATIC THE INHERITANCE OF HUMOUR THE OLD GENTLEMAN’S OPINIONS ON HISTORICAL EVIDENCE THE ABSENCE OF THE PAST ST. PATRICK THE LOST THINGS ON THE READING OF HISTORY THE VIC...

Chapters

11. Chapter 11

It was all the more astonishing from the fact that the editor was born in that very class himself and perpetually mixed with it. No one perhaps read “The Stodge” (for under this...

1. Chapter 1

ON WEIGHING ANCHOR THE REVEILLON ON CHEESES THE CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY THE INVENTOR THE VIEWS OF ENGLAND THE LUNATIC THE INHERITANCE OF HUMOUR THE OLD GENTLEMAN’S OPINIONS ON HISTO...

12. Chapter 12

You have lost a great deal when you have forgotten that, and it behoves you to recover what you have lost as quickly as possible, which is to be done in this way: Visit the sour...

15. Chapter 15

The memory of St. Martin’s deed entertained me for some miles of my way, and I remembered how, when I was a child, it had seemed to me ridiculous to cut your coat in two whether...

14. Chapter 14

A youth of no more than twenty-three years entered a first-class carriage at the famous station of Swindon in the county of Wiltshire, proposing to travel to the uttermost parts...

13. Chapter 13

So we did, walking a mile or so until we had long passed their outposts and were behind their forward lines. And standing there, upon a little eminence near a wood, we turned an...

3. Chapter 3

If you will consider these plains at the foot of the English hills you will find in them the whole history of the country, and the whole meaning of it as well. Two occur to me f...

5. Chapter 5

The non-human elements which, as I have said, are irremovable (save to miracle), are topography, climate, season, local physical conditions, and so forth. They have two valuable...

9. Chapter 9

Consider the track-ways, for instance. How rich is England in these! No other part of Europe will afford the traveller so permanent and so fascinating a problem. Elsewhere Rome...

7. Chapter 7

Consider so simple a thing as a river. A child learns its map and knows, or thinks it knows, that such and such rivers characterize such and such nations and their territories....

2. Chapter 2

In such a quandary the Chief Organizer and confidential friend, Ahmed, upon whom the business already largely depended, and who was so circumstanced that he could draw almost at...

6. Chapter 6

Nearly every Roman road of Gaul and Britain presents something of the same puzzle in some parts of its course. It will run clear and followable enough, or form a modern highway...

8. Chapter 8

This is a lengthy but not unjust description of what this gentleman would write; it is rubbish from beginning to end. It would sell, because every word of it would foster in the...

10. Chapter 10

And so it is throughout the province and its neighbourhood. Here and there, as at Bavai, a great capital has decayed. Here and there (but more rarely), a town wholly new has spr...

4. Chapter 4

I had occasion about a fortnight ago to meet a man more nearly ninety than eighty years of age, who had had special opportunity for discovering the changes of Europe during his...

16. Chapter 16

As you review those sixteen years you may, if you will—I trust you will not—recall those occasions when I saw the woods of Meudon and mixed by chance with your world, and when w...