Category: Humour

English ways and by-ways

TO E. S. P. WHO KNOWS JOHN AND RUTH DOBSON AS WELL AS I DO AND CAN BEAR WITNESS TO THE TRUTH OF THIS NARRATIVE "ENGLISH WAYS AND BY-WAYS" IS AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED

Chapters

1. Part 1

TO E. S. P. WHO KNOWS JOHN AND RUTH DOBSON AS WELL AS I DO AND CAN BEAR WITNESS TO THE TRUTH OF THIS NARRATIVE "ENGLISH WAYS AND BY-WAYS" IS AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED

2. Part 2

This service was memorable for another reason. For the first time in my life I prayed for the Kaiser. Indeed, it was the first time I had ever heard him prayed for! This gave gr...

3. Part 3

The entrance to the stable-yard at the inn in Peterborough, as is frequently the case in old inns, leads under a narrow archway. These were built when the farmer's two-wheeled g...

4. Part 4

Such a hill we soon reached. But as we began the descent I saw that it was steeper than I had supposed, and so began the descent slowly. But the car soon gained a greater speed...

5. Part 5

It was the houses which tempted me. There was an infinite variety to choose from--Elizabethan, Tudor, Jacobean (I am not sure I am always right about the period)--but I recogniz...

6. Part 6

There was a pasture of about twenty acres in extent, in which a flock of sheep were feeding. At a given signal a young man--evidently a farmer--stepped forth with his dog, to wh...

7. Part 7

He is an extraordinary man--not only a good classical scholar but also a notable mathematician. He is quite at home in all the scientific theories which are the vogue to-day, an...

8. Part 8

"However, that does not signify now--what I was going to tell you was, that he was detained longer than he had expected, and wrote me to join him in a place called Cheyenne. So...

9. Part 9

"I have never understood this craze for bathrooms myself," he continued; "I think it far more comfortable to have the maid bring the tub into the room at the same time she draws...

10. Part 10

Her brother, on the other hand, was a most interesting person, so much so that I listened so intently to his conversation that I forgot all about John and his partner. When, how...

11. Part 11

Another long silence, and then he continued: "Moreover, I resent any attempt on the part of a parson to dictate to me what I should or should not pray for. I consider such thing...

12. Part 12

I said to myself that, unlike most Irishmen when they migrate, he had not bettered himself. As if he read my thought, as perhaps he did, he added, with a glance at his old and t...

13. Part 13

"That depends upon you," said the cheerful manager. "If you will let us publish this story in our trade journal, and sign your name to it, we will gladly remit the bill."