Chapter 8
There’s doubtless something in domestic doings Which forms, in fact, true love’s antithesis; Romances paint at full length people’s wooings, But only give a bust of marriages; For no one cares for matrimonial cooings, There’s nothing wrong in a connubial kiss: Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch’s wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?
All tragedies are finish’d by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage; The future states of both are left to faith, For authors fear description might disparage The worlds to come of both, or fall beneath, And then both worlds would punish their miscarriage; So leaving each their priest and prayer-book ready, They say no more of Death or of the Lady.
The only two that in my recollection Have sung of heaven and hell, or marriage, are Dante and Milton, and of both the affection Was hapless in their nuptials, for some bar Of fault or temper ruin’d the connection (Such things, in fact, it don’t ask much to mar): But Dante’s Beatrice and Milton’s Eve Were not drawn from their spouses, you conceive.
Some persons say that Dante meant theology By Beatrice, and not a mistress—I, Although my opinion may require apology, Deem this a commentator’s fantasy, Unless indeed it was from his own knowledge he Decided thus, and show’d good reason why; I think that Dante’s more abstruse ecstatics Meant to personify the mathematics.
Haidee and Juan were not married, but The fault was theirs, not mine; it is not fair, Chaste reader, then, in any way to put The blame on me, unless you wish they were; Then if you’d have them wedded, please to shut The book which treats of this erroneous pair, Before the consequences grow too awful; ’Tis dangerous to read of loves unlawful.
Yet they were happy,—happy in the illicit Indulgence of their innocent desires; But more imprudent grown with every visit, Haidee forgot the island was her sire’s; When we have what we like, ’tis hard to miss it, At least in the beginning, ere one tires; Thus she came often, not a moment losing, Whilst her piratical papa was cruising.
Let not his mode of raising cash seem strange, Although he fleeced the flags of every nation, For into a prime minister but change His title, and ’tis nothing but taxation; But he, more modest, took an humbler range Of life, and in an honester vocation Pursued o’er the high seas his watery journey, And merely practised as a sea-attorney.
The good old gentleman had been detain’d By winds and waves, and some important captures; And, in the hope of more, at sea remain’d, Although a squall or two had damp’d his raptures, By swamping one of the prizes; he had chain’d His prisoners, dividing them like chapters In number’d lots; they all had cuffs and collars, And averaged each from ten to a hundred dollars.
Some he disposed of off Cape Matapan, Among his friends the Mainots; some he sold To his Tunis correspondents, save one man Toss’d overboard unsaleable (being old); The rest—save here and there some richer one, Reserved for future ransom—in the hold Were link’d alike, as for the common people he Had a large order from the Dey of Tripoli.
The merchandise was served in the same way, Pieced out for different marts in the Levant; Except some certain portions of the prey, Light classic articles of female want, French stuffs, lace, tweezers, toothpicks, teapot, tray, Guitars and castanets from Alicant, All which selected from the spoil he gathers, Robb’d for his daughter by the best of fathers.
A monkey, a Dutch mastiff, a mackaw, Two parrots, with a Persian cat and kittens, He chose from several animals he saw— A terrier, too, which once had been a Briton’s, Who dying on the coast of Ithaca, The peasants gave the poor dumb thing a pittance; These to secure in this strong blowing weather, He caged in one huge hamper altogether.
Then having settled his marine affairs, Despatching single cruisers here and there, His vessel having need of some repairs, He shaped his course to where his daughter fair Continued still her hospitable cares; But that part of the coast being shoal and bare, And rough with reefs which ran out many a mile, His port lay on the other side o’ the isle.
And there he went ashore without delay, Having no custom-house nor quarantine To ask him awkward questions on the way About the time and place where he had been: He left his ship to be hove down next day, With orders to the people to careen; So that all hands were busy beyond measure, In getting out goods, ballast, guns, and treasure.
Arriving at the summit of a hill Which overlook’d the white walls of his home, He stopp’d.—What singular emotions fill Their bosoms who have been induced to roam! With fluttering doubts if all be well or ill— With love for many, and with fears for some; All feelings which o’erleap the years long lost, And bring our hearts back to their starting-post.
The approach of home to husbands and to sires, After long travelling by land or water, Most naturally some small doubt inspires— A female family ’s a serious matter (None trusts the sex more, or so much admires— But they hate flattery, so I never flatter); Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.
An honest gentleman at his return May not have the good fortune of Ulysses; Not all lone matrons for their husbands mourn, Or show the same dislike to suitors’ kisses; The odds are that he finds a handsome urn To his memory—and two or three young misses Born to some friend, who holds his wife and riches,— And that his Argus—bites him by the breeches.
If single, probably his plighted fair Has in his absence wedded some rich miser; But all the better, for the happy pair May quarrel, and the lady growing wiser, He may resume his amatory care As cavalier servente, or despise her; And that his sorrow may not be a dumb one, Write odes on the Inconstancy of Woman.
And oh! ye gentlemen who have already Some chaste liaison of the kind—I mean An honest friendship with a married lady— The only thing of this sort ever seen To last—of all connections the most steady, And the true Hymen (the first ’s but a screen)— Yet for all that keep not too long away, I’ve known the absent wrong’d four times a day.
Lambro, our sea-solicitor, who had Much less experience of dry land than ocean, On seeing his own chimney-smoke, felt glad; But not knowing metaphysics, had no notion Of the true reason of his not being sad, Or that of any other strong emotion; He loved his child, and would have wept the loss of her, But knew the cause no more than a philosopher.
He saw his white walls shining in the sun, His garden trees all shadowy and green; He heard his rivulet’s light bubbling run, The distant dog-bark; and perceived between The umbrage of the wood so cool and dun The moving figures, and the sparkling sheen Of arms (in the East all arm)—and various dyes Of colour’d garbs, as bright as butterflies.
And as the spot where they appear he nears, Surprised at these unwonted signs of idling, He hears—alas! no music of the spheres, But an unhallow’d, earthly sound of fiddling! A melody which made him doubt his ears, The cause being past his guessing or unriddling; A pipe, too, and a drum, and shortly after, A most unoriental roar of laughter.
And still more nearly to the place advancing, Descending rather quickly the declivity, Through the waved branches o’er the greensward glancing, ’Midst other indications of festivity, Seeing a troop of his domestics dancing Like dervises, who turn as on a pivot, he Perceived it was the Pyrrhic dance so martial, To which the Levantines are very partial.
And further on a group of Grecian girls, The first and tallest her white kerchief waving, Were strung together like a row of pearls, Link’d hand in hand, and dancing; each too having Down her white neck long floating auburn curls (The least of which would set ten poets raving); Their leader sang—and bounded to her song, With choral step and voice, the virgin throng.
And here, assembled cross-legg’d round their trays, Small social parties just begun to dine; Pilaus and meats of all sorts met the gaze, And flasks of Samian and of Chian wine, And sherbet cooling in the porous vase; Above them their dessert grew on its vine, The orange and pomegranate nodding o’er Dropp’d in their laps, scarce pluck’d, their mellow store.
A band of children, round a snow-white ram, There wreathe his venerable horns with flowers; While peaceful as if still an unwean’d lamb, The patriarch of the flock all gently cowers His sober head, majestically tame, Or eats from out the palm, or playful lowers His brow, as if in act to butt, and then Yielding to their small hands, draws back again.
Their classical profiles, and glittering dresses, Their large black eyes, and soft seraphic cheeks, Crimson as cleft pomegranates, their long tresses, The gesture which enchants, the eye that speaks, The innocence which happy childhood blesses, Made quite a picture of these little Greeks; So that the philosophical beholder Sigh’d for their sakes—that they should e’er grow older.
Afar, a dwarf buffoon stood telling tales To a sedate grey circle of old smokers, Of secret treasures found in hidden vales, Of wonderful replies from Arab jokers, Of charms to make good gold and cure bad ails, Of rocks bewitch’d that open to the knockers, Of magic ladies who, by one sole act, Transform’d their lords to beasts (but that ’s a fact).
Here was no lack of innocent diversion For the imagination or the senses, Song, dance, wine, music, stories from the Persian, All pretty pastimes in which no offence is; But Lambro saw all these things with aversion, Perceiving in his absence such expenses, Dreading that climax of all human ills, The inflammation of his weekly bills.
Ah! what is man? what perils still environ The happiest mortals even after dinner— A day of gold from out an age of iron Is all that life allows the luckiest sinner; Pleasure (whene’er she sings, at least) ’s a siren, That lures, to flay alive, the young beginner; Lambro’s reception at his people’s banquet Was such as fire accords to a wet blanket.
He—being a man who seldom used a word Too much, and wishing gladly to surprise (In general he surprised men with the sword) His daughter—had not sent before to advise Of his arrival, so that no one stirr’d; And long he paused to re-assure his eyes In fact much more astonish’d than delighted, To find so much good company invited.
He did not know (alas! how men will lie) That a report (especially the Greeks) Avouch’d his death (such people never die), And put his house in mourning several weeks,— But now their eyes and also lips were dry; The bloom, too, had return’d to Haidee’s cheeks, Her tears, too, being return’d into their fount, She now kept house upon her own account.
Hence all this rice, meat, dancing, wine, and fiddling, Which turn’d the isle into a place of pleasure; The servants all were getting drunk or idling, A life which made them happy beyond measure. Her father’s hospitality seem’d middling, Compared with what Haidee did with his treasure; ’Twas wonderful how things went on improving, While she had not one hour to spare from loving.
Perhaps you think in stumbling on this feast He flew into a passion, and in fact There was no mighty reason to be pleased; Perhaps you prophesy some sudden act, The whip, the rack, or dungeon at the least, To teach his people to be more exact, And that, proceeding at a very high rate, He show’d the royal penchants of a pirate.
You’re wrong.—He was the mildest manner’d man That ever scuttled ship or cut a throat: With such true breeding of a gentleman, You never could divine his real thought; No courtier could, and scarcely woman can Gird more deceit within a petticoat; Pity he loved adventurous life’s variety, He was so great a loss to good society.
Advancing to the nearest dinner tray, Tapping the shoulder of the nighest guest, With a peculiar smile, which, by the way, Boded no good, whatever it express’d, He ask’d the meaning of this holiday; The vinous Greek to whom he had address’d His question, much too merry to divine The questioner, fill’d up a glass of wine,
And without turning his facetious head, Over his shoulder, with a Bacchant air, Presented the o’erflowing cup, and said, ‘Talking ’s dry work, I have no time to spare.’ A second hiccup’d, ‘Our old master ’s dead, You’d better ask our mistress who ’s his heir.’ ‘Our mistress!’ quoth a third: ‘Our mistress!—pooh!— You mean our master—not the old, but new.’
These rascals, being new comers, knew not whom They thus address’d—and Lambro’s visage fell— And o’er his eye a momentary gloom Pass’d, but he strove quite courteously to quell The expression, and endeavouring to resume His smile, requested one of them to tell The name and quality of his new patron, Who seem’d to have turn’d Haidee into a matron.
‘I know not,’ quoth the fellow, ‘who or what He is, nor whence he came—and little care; But this I know, that this roast capon ’s fat, And that good wine ne’er wash’d down better fare; And if you are not satisfied with that, Direct your questions to my neighbour there; He’ll answer all for better or for worse, For none likes more to hear himself converse.’
I said that Lambro was a man of patience, And certainly he show’d the best of breeding, Which scarce even France, the paragon of nations, E’er saw her most polite of sons exceeding; He bore these sneers against his near relations, His own anxiety, his heart, too, bleeding, The insults, too, of every servile glutton, Who all the time was eating up his mutton.
Now in a person used to much command— To bid men come, and go, and come again— To see his orders done, too, out of hand— Whether the word was death, or but the chain— It may seem strange to find his manners bland; Yet such things are, which I can not explain, Though doubtless he who can command himself Is good to govern—almost as a Guelf.
Not that he was not sometimes rash or so, But never in his real and serious mood; Then calm, concentrated, and still, and slow, He lay coil’d like the boa in the wood; With him it never was a word and blow, His angry word once o’er, he shed no blood, But in his silence there was much to rue, And his one blow left little work for two.
He ask’d no further questions, and proceeded On to the house, but by a private way, So that the few who met him hardly heeded, So little they expected him that day; If love paternal in his bosom pleaded For Haidee’s sake, is more than I can say, But certainly to one deem’d dead, returning, This revel seem’d a curious mode of mourning.
If all the dead could now return to life (Which God forbid!) or some, or a great many, For instance, if a husband or his wife (Nuptial examples are as good as any), No doubt whate’er might be their former strife, The present weather would be much more rainy— Tears shed into the grave of the connection Would share most probably its resurrection.
He enter’d in the house no more his home, A thing to human feelings the most trying, And harder for the heart to overcome, Perhaps, than even the mental pangs of dying; To find our hearthstone turn’d into a tomb, And round its once warm precincts palely lying The ashes of our hopes, is a deep grief, Beyond a single gentleman’s belief.
He enter’d in the house—his home no more, For without hearts there is no home; and felt The solitude of passing his own door Without a welcome; there he long had dwelt, There his few peaceful days Time had swept o’er, There his worn bosom and keen eye would melt Over the innocence of that sweet child, His only shrine of feelings undefiled.
He was a man of a strange temperament, Of mild demeanour though of savage mood, Moderate in all his habits, and content With temperance in pleasure, as in food, Quick to perceive, and strong to bear, and meant For something better, if not wholly good; His country’s wrongs and his despair to save her Had stung him from a slave to an enslaver.
The love of power, and rapid gain of gold, The hardness by long habitude produced, The dangerous life in which he had grown old, The mercy he had granted oft abused, The sights he was accustom’d to behold, The wild seas, and wild men with whom he cruised, Had cost his enemies a long repentance, And made him a good friend, but bad acquaintance.
But something of the spirit of old Greece Flash’d o’er his soul a few heroic rays, Such as lit onward to the Golden Fleece His predecessors in the Colchian days; T is true he had no ardent love for peace— Alas! his country show’d no path to praise: Hate to the world and war with every nation He waged, in vengeance of her degradation.
Still o’er his mind the influence of the clime Shed its Ionian elegance, which show’d Its power unconsciously full many a time,— A taste seen in the choice of his abode, A love of music and of scenes sublime, A pleasure in the gentle stream that flow’d Past him in crystal, and a joy in flowers, Bedew’d his spirit in his calmer hours.
But whatsoe’er he had of love reposed On that beloved daughter; she had been The only thing which kept his heart unclosed Amidst the savage deeds he had done and seen; A lonely pure affection unopposed: There wanted but the loss of this to wean His feelings from all milk of human kindness, And turn him like the Cyclops mad with blindness.
The cubless tigress in her jungle raging Is dreadful to the shepherd and the flock; The ocean when its yeasty war is waging Is awful to the vessel near the rock; But violent things will sooner bear assuaging, Their fury being spent by its own shock, Than the stern, single, deep, and wordless ire Of a strong human heart, and in a sire.
It is a hard although a common case To find our children running restive—they In whom our brightest days we would retrace, Our little selves re-form’d in finer clay, Just as old age is creeping on apace, And clouds come o’er the sunset of our day, They kindly leave us, though not quite alone, But in good company—the gout or stone.
Yet a fine family is a fine thing (Provided they don’t come in after dinner); ’Tis beautiful to see a matron bring Her children up (if nursing them don’t thin her); Like cherubs round an altar-piece they cling To the fire-side (a sight to touch a sinner). A lady with her daughters or her nieces Shines like a guinea and seven-shilling pieces.
Old Lambro pass’d unseen a private gate, And stood within his hall at eventide; Meantime the lady and her lover sate At wassail in their beauty and their pride: An ivory inlaid table spread with state Before them, and fair slaves on every side; Gems, gold, and silver, form’d the service mostly, Mother of pearl and coral the less costly.
The dinner made about a hundred dishes; Lamb and pistachio nuts—in short, all meats, And saffron soups, and sweetbreads; and the fishes Were of the finest that e’er flounced in nets, Drest to a Sybarite’s most pamper’d wishes; The beverage was various sherbets Of raisin, orange, and pomegranate juice, Squeezed through the rind, which makes it best for use.
These were ranged round, each in its crystal ewer, And fruits, and date-bread loaves closed the repast, And Mocha’s berry, from Arabia pure, In small fine China cups, came in at last; Gold cups of filigree made to secure The hand from burning underneath them placed, Cloves, cinnamon, and saffron too were boil’d Up with the coffee, which (I think) they spoil’d.
The hangings of the room were tapestry, made Of velvet panels, each of different hue, And thick with damask flowers of silk inlaid; And round them ran a yellow border too; The upper border, richly wrought, display’d, Embroider’d delicately o’er with blue, Soft Persian sentences, in lilac letters, From poets, or the moralists their betters.
These Oriental writings on the wall, Quite common in those countries, are a kind Of monitors adapted to recall, Like skulls at Memphian banquets, to the mind The words which shook Belshazzar in his hall, And took his kingdom from him: You will find, Though sages may pour out their wisdom’s treasure, There is no sterner moralist than Pleasure.
A beauty at the season’s close grown hectic, A genius who has drunk himself to death, A rake turn’d methodistic, or Eclectic (For that ’s the name they like to pray beneath)— But most, an alderman struck apoplectic, Are things that really take away the breath,— And show that late hours, wine, and love are able To do not much less damage than the table.
Haidee and Juan carpeted their feet On crimson satin, border’d with pale blue; Their sofa occupied three parts complete Of the apartment—and appear’d quite new; The velvet cushions (for a throne more meet) Were scarlet, from whose glowing centre grew A sun emboss’d in gold, whose rays of tissue, Meridian-like, were seen all light to issue.
Crystal and marble, plate and porcelain, Had done their work of splendour; Indian mats And Persian carpets, which the heart bled to stain, Over the floors were spread; gazelles and cats, And dwarfs and blacks, and such like things, that gain Their bread as ministers and favourites (that ’s To say, by degradation) mingled there As plentiful as in a court, or fair.
There was no want of lofty mirrors, and The tables, most of ebony inlaid With mother of pearl or ivory, stood at hand, Or were of tortoise-shell or rare woods made, Fretted with gold or silver:—by command, The greater part of these were ready spread With viands and sherbets in ice—and wine— Kept for all comers at all hours to dine.
Of all the dresses I select Haidee’s: She wore two jelicks—one was of pale yellow; Of azure, pink, and white was her chemise— ’Neath which her breast heaved like a little billow; With buttons form’d of pearls as large as peas, All gold and crimson shone her jelick’s fellow, And the striped white gauze baracan that bound her, Like fleecy clouds about the moon, flow’d round her.
One large gold bracelet clasp’d each lovely arm, Lockless—so pliable from the pure gold That the hand stretch’d and shut it without harm, The limb which it adorn’d its only mould; So beautiful—its very shape would charm; And, clinging as if loath to lose its hold, The purest ore enclosed the whitest skin That e’er by precious metal was held in.
Around, as princess of her father’s land, A like gold bar above her instep roll’d Announced her rank; twelve rings were on her hand; Her hair was starr’d with gems; her veil’s fine fold Below her breast was fasten’d with a band Of lavish pearls, whose worth could scarce be told; Her orange silk full Turkish trousers furl’d About the prettiest ankle in the world.
Her hair’s long auburn waves down to her heel Flow’d like an Alpine torrent which the sun Dyes with his morning light,—and would conceal Her person if allow’d at large to run, And still they seem resentfully to feel The silken fillet’s curb, and sought to shun Their bonds whene’er some Zephyr caught began To offer his young pinion as her fan.