Category: Humour

Curious Epitaphs

THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF CUTHBERT BEDE, B.A., _Author of "Verdant Green," etc._, AS A TOKEN OF GRATITUDE FOR LITERARY ASSISTANCE AND SYMPATHY GIVEN IN YEARS AGONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. W. A.

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To the Memory of MARY BEACH Who died Nov. 5th 1725, Aged 78. Alexander Pope whom she nursed in his infancy and constantly attended for 38 years, in gratitude to a faithful old s...

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You see OLD SCARLETT'S picture stand on hie; But at your feet here doth his body lye. His gravestone doth his age and death-time shew, His office by heis token[s] you may know....

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In memory of his Genius and his Art, His matchless Industry and worthy Work For all his fellow-men, This monument Is humbly placed within this sacred Fane By her who loved him b...

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The next epitaph was written by Swift on Dicky Pearce, who died 1728, aged 63 years. He was a famous fool, and his name carries us back to the time when kings and noblemen emplo...

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THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF CUTHBERT BEDE, B.A., _Author of "Verdant Green," etc._, AS A TOKEN OF GRATITUDE FOR LITERARY ASSISTANCE AND SYMPATHY GIVEN IN YEARS AGONE...

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Assign'd by Providence to rule a tap, My days pass'd glibly, till an awkward rap, Some way, like bankruptcy, impell'd me down. But up I got again and shook my gown In gamesome g...

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Like to the baker's oven is the grave, Wherein the bodyes of the faithful have A setting in, and where they do remain In hopes to rise, and to be drawn again; Blessed are they w...

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In the churchyard of Kirk Hallam, Derbyshire, a good specimen of a true Englishman is buried, named Samuel Cleater, who died May 1st, 1811, aged 65 years. The two-lined epitaph...

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It is worthy of note that he was the first to set up, for the public accommodation of visitors to Harrogate, a four-wheeled chaise and a one-horse chair; these he kept for two s...

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Here lies, retired from busy scenes, A first lieutenant of Marines, Who lately lived in gay content On board the brave ship "Diligent." Now stripp'd of all his warlike show, And...

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"This singular epitaph points out the last resting-place of Henry Marten, one of the judges who condemned King Charles I. to the scaffold. On the Restoration, Marten was sentenc...

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