Category: Humour
All new jokes, jests and jingles; Captain Billy’s Advice to the Lovelorn; and Smokehouse Poetry comprising a collection of the best red-blooded poems in the world. Republication of “The Blue Velvet Band,” “The Face on the Barroom Floor,” “Shooting of Dan McGrew,” “Toledo Slim,...
All new jokes, jests and jingles; Captain Billy’s Advice to the Lovelorn; and Smokehouse Poetry comprising a collection of the best red-blooded poems in the world. Republication...
3. Part 3Oh, she promised to meet me When the clock struck seventeen, At the stockyards, just three miles out of town, Where the pig eyes and pig ears and the Tough old Texas steers Sell...
2. Part 2A rookie, all dolled up in his new uniform and ready for first liberty, strutted down the steps of the barracks and met the colonel coming up. The silver eagles of the colonel’s...
4. Part 4=Monk E. Byte=—I’m sure I can’t answer your question as to why a girl’s eyelids drop down whenever she kisses a man. But where there’s no sense, there’s no feeling, y’ know.