Humor

Bill Nye's Cordwood

Bill Nye on the Cow Industry. A New Biography of Galileo. Methuselah. Notes on Some Spring Styles. Hunting an Ichthyosaurus. True Merit Rewarded. Bill Nye condoles with Cleveland. No Doubt as to His Condition. Cyclones. The Earth. Francisco Pizarro's Career. Bill Nye "Incubate...

Chapters

1. Part 1

Bill Nye on the Cow Industry. A New Biography of Galileo. Methuselah. Notes on Some Spring Styles. Hunting an Ichthyosaurus. True Merit Rewarded. Bill Nye condoles with Clevelan...

2. Part 2

The small dog will be worn this season in shades to match the costume. For dark and brown combinations in street dresses the black-and-tan dog will be very much in favor, while...

3. Part 3

Mr. Bean said it was very clear up to the moment that he noticed a cloud in the northwest no larger than a man's hand. It sauntered down in a southwesterly direction like a cycl...

4. Part 4

The rooster was no doubt a fine-looking brute when he was shipped, but when he got here he strolled around with a preoccupied air and seemed to feel above us. He was a poker-dot...

5. Part 5

Let us be frank with each other, fellow-citizens. Do you ask me on my return to you how many speeches my private secretary and the public printer attached my name to, or how man...

6. Part 6

The boy took the dollar and went thoughtfully away to school and no more was ever said about the matter until Mr. Taylor learned casually several months later that the Spartan y...

7. Part 7

Go on, Mr. Jaynes, dealing out to the yearning, panting public, drugs, paints, oils, glass, putty, varnish, patent medicines, and prescriptions carefully compounded, with none t...

8. Part 8

At first she regarded it as a joke and treated the matter very lightly, but later on she observed that the fly-paper stuck to her feet with great tenacity of purpose. Those who...