m. A typical vaudeville talking act, which is fat with funny lines and

rich rare hits that will be remembered and laughed over for weeks.

T. S. DENISON & COMPANY, 154 W. Randolph St., Chicago

DENISON’S ACTING PLAYS.

Price 15 Cents Each, Postpaid, Unless Different Price is Given.

M. F. Documentary Evidence, 25 min. 1 1 Dude in a Cyclone, 20 min. 4 2 Family Strike, 20 min. 3 3 First-Class Hotel, 20 min. 4 For Love and Honor, 20 min. 2 1 Fudge and a Burglar, 15 min. 5 Fun in a Photograph Gallery, 30 min. 6 10 Great Doughnut Corporation, 30 min. 3 5 Great Medical Dispensary, 30 m. 6 Great Pumpkin Case, 30 min. 12 Hans Von Smash, 30 min. 4 3 Happy Pair, 25 min. 1 1 I’m Not Mesilf at All, 25 min. 3 2 Initiating a Granger, 25 min. 8 Irish Linen Peddler, 40 min. 3 3 Is the Editor In? 20 min. 4 2 Kansas Immigrants, 20 min. 5 1 Men Not Wanted, 30 min. 8 Mike Donovan’s Courtship, 15 m. 1 3 Mother Goose’s Goslings, 30 m. 7 9 Mrs. Carver’s Fancy Ball, 40 m. 4 3 Mrs. Stubbins’ Book Agent, 30 min. 3 2 My Lord in Livery, 1 hr. 4 3 My Neighbor’s Wife, 45 min. 3 3 My Turn Next, 45 min. 4 3 My Wife’s Relations, 1 hr. 4 6 Not a Man in the House, 40 m. 5 Obstinate Family, 40 min. 3 3 Only Cold Tea, 20 min. 3 3 Outwitting the Colonel, 25 min. 3 2 Pair of Lunatics, 20 min. 1 1 Patsy O’Wang, 35 min. 4 3 Pat, the Apothecary, 35 min. 6 2 Persecuted Dutchman, 30 min. 6 3 Regular Fix, 35 min. 6 4 Rough Diamond, 40 min. 4 3 Second Childhood, 15 min. 2 2 Slasher and Crasher, 50 min. 5 2 Taking Father’s Place, 30 min. 5 3 Taming a Tiger, 30 min. 3 That Rascal Pat, 30 min. 3 2 Those Red Envelopes, 25 min. 4 4 Too Much of a Good Thing, 45 min. 3 6 Treasure from Egypt, 45 min. 4 1 Turn Him Out, 35 min. 3 2 Two Aunts and a Photo, 20 m. 4 Two Bonnycastles, 45 min. 3 3 Two Gentlemen in a Fix, 15 m. 2 Two Ghosts in White, 20 min. 8 Two of a Kind, 40 min. 2 3 Uncle Dick’s Mistake, 20 min. 3 2 Wanted a Correspondent, 45 m. 4 4 Wanted a Hero, 20 min. 1 1 Which Will He Marry? 20 min. 2 8 Who Is Who? 40 min. 3 2 Wide Enough for Two, 45 min. 5 2 Wrong Baby, 25 min. 8 Yankee Peddler, 1 hr. 7 3

VAUDEVILLE SKETCHES, MONOLOGUES, ETHIOPIAN PLAYS.

M. F. Ax’in’ Her Father, 25 min. 2 3 Booster Club of Blackville, 25 m. 10 Breakfast Food for Two, 20 m. 1 1 Cold Finish, 15 min. 2 1 Coon Creek Courtship, 15 min. 1 1 Coontown Thirteen Club, 25 m. 14 Counterfeit Bills, 20 min. 1 1 Doings of a Dude, 20 min. 2 1 Dutch Cocktail, 20 min. 2 Five Minutes from Yell College, 15 min. 2 For Reform, 20 min. 4 Fresh Timothy Hay, 20 min. 2 1 Glickman, the Glazier, 25 min. 1 1 Handy Andy (Negro), 12 min. 2 Her Hero, 20 min. 1 1 Hey, Rube! 15 min. 1 Home Run, 15 min. 1 1 Hot Air, 25 min. 2 1 Jumbo Jum, 30 min. 4 3 Little Red School House, 20 m. 4 Love and Lather, 35 min. 3 2 Marriage and After, 10 min. 1 Mischievous Nigger, 25 min. 4 2 Mistaken Miss, 20 min. 1 1 Mr. and Mrs. Fido, 20 min. 1 1 Mr. Badger’s Uppers, 40 min. 4 2 One Sweetheart for Two, 20 m. 2 Oshkosh Next Week, 20 min. 4 Oyster Stew, 10 min. 2 Pete Yansen’s Gurl’s Moder, 10 min. 1 Pickles for Two, 15 min. 2 Pooh Bah of Peacetown, 35 min. 2 2 Prof. Black’s Funnygraph, 15 m. 6 Recruiting Office, 15 min. 2 Sham Doctor, 10 min. 4 2 Si and I, 15 min. 1 Special Sale, 15 min. 2 Stage Struck Darky, 10 min. 2 1 Sunny Son of Italy, 15 min. 1 Time Table, 20 min. 1 1 Tramp and the Actress, 20 min. 1 1 Troubled by Ghosts, 10 min. 4 Troubles of Rozinski, 15 min. 1 Two Jay Detectives, 15 min. 3 Umbrella Mender, 15 min. 2 Uncle Bill at the Vaudeville, 15 min. 1 Uncle Jeff, 25 min. 5 2 Who Gits de Reward? 30 min. 5 1

=A great number of Standard and Amateur Plays not found here are listed in Denison’s Catalogue.=

T. S. DENISON & COMPANY, 154 W. Randolph St., Chicago

POPULAR ENTERTAINMENT BOOKS

Price, Illustrated Paper Covers,

In this Series are found books touching every feature in the entertainment field. Finely made, good paper, clear print and each book has an attractive individual cover design.

DIALOGUES

=All Sorts of Dialogues.= Selected, fine for older pupils.

=Catchy Comic Dialogues.= New, clever; for young people.

=Children’s Comic Dialogues.= From six to eleven years of age.

=Dialogues from Dickens.= Thirteen selections.

=The Friday Afternoon Dialogues.= 50,000 copies sold.

=From Tots to Teens.= Dialogues and recitations.

=Lively Dialogues.= For all ages; mostly humorous.

=When the Lessons are Over.= Dialogues, drills, plays.

=Wide Awake Dialogues.= Brand new, original, successful.

SPEAKERS, MONOLOGUES

=Choice Pieces for Little People.= A child’s speaker.

=The Comic Entertainer.= Recitations, monologues, dialogues.

=Dialect Readings.= Irish, Dutch, Negro, Scotch, etc.

=The Favorite Speaker.= Choice prose and poetry.

=The Friday Afternoon Speaker.= For pupils of all ages.

=Humorous Monologues.= Particularly for ladies.

=Monologues for Young Folks.= Clever, humorous, original.

=The Patriotic Speaker.= Master thoughts of masterminds.

=The Poetical Entertainer.= For reading or speaking.

=Pomes ov the Peepul.= Wit, humor, satire; funny poems.

=Scrap-Book Recitations.= Choice collections, pathetic, humorous, descriptive, prose, poetry. 14 Nos., per No. =25c.=

=The Best Drill Book.= Very popular drills and marches.

=The Favorite Book of Drills.= Drills that sparkle with originality.

=Little Plays With Drills.= For children from 6 to 11 years.

=The Surprise Drill Book.= Fresh, novel, drills and marches.

SPECIALTIES

=The Boys’ Entertainer.= Monologues, dialogues, drills.

=Children’s Party Book.= Plans, invitations, decorations, games.

=The Days We Celebrate.= Entertainments for all the holidays.

=Good Things for Christmas.= Recitations, dialogues, drills.

=The Little Folks=, or =Work and Play.= A gem of a book.

=Little Folks’ Budget.= Easy pieces to speak, songs.

=One Hundred Entertainments.= New parlor diversions, socials.

=Patriotic Celebrations.= Great variety of material.

=Pranks and Pastimes.= Parlor games for children.

=Shadow Pictures, Pantomimes, Charades,= and how to prepare.

=Tableaux and Scenic Readings.= New and novel; for all ages.

=Twinkling Fingers and Swaying Figures.= For little tots.

=Yuletide Entertainments.= A choice Christmas collection.

HAND BOOKS

=The Debater’s Handbook.= Bound only in cloth, =50c.=

=Everybody’s Letter Writer.= A handy manual.

=Good Manners.= Etiquette in brief form.

=Private Theatricals.= How to put on plays.

=Social Card Games.= Complete in brief form.

MINSTRELS, JOKES

=Black American Joker.= Minstrels’ and end men’s gags.

=A Bundle of Burnt Cork Comedy.= Monologues, stump speeches, etc.

=Laughland, via the Ha-Ha Route.= A merry trip for fun tourists.

=Negro Minstrels.= All about the business.

=The New Jolly Jester.= Funny stories, jokes, gags, etc.

Large Illustrated Catalogue Free.

T. S. DENISON & COMPANY, Publishers, 154 W. Randolph St., Chicago

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Transcriber’s Notes:

Obvious punctuation errors repaired. There was a Library of Congress sticker over a small part of the back cover’s text. The missing text was taken from another identical ad in the same series.

Page 4, “postively” changed to “positively” (I positively decline)

Page 12, “immediatly” changed to “immediately” (her immediately and ask)

Page 17, “EFFE.” changed to “EFFIE.” (EFFIE. Truly, I wasn’t)

End of Project Gutenberg's An Uninvited Member, by Elizabeth F. Guptill