Part 5
"Poker," said the girl. "I can hold my own fairly well at bridge, but poker is too much for me. I've done with it. Can you tell me what to do? I'm at my wits' end, Miss Staveley. It's terrible."
"You poor thing," said Ben. "But, you know, this isn't my line at all. I'm here for ordinary cases, such as finding houses and chauffeurs and all that kind of thing. This isn't my line at all. Have you no one at home to confide in?"
"Oh, no," said the girl quickly. "No one. That would be impossible."
"Your father?"
"My father!" the girl exclaimed, with dilating eyes. Then she laughed. "You don't know my father."
"But surely you must have friends?"
"I don't seem to have any friends quite of that sort," said the girl. "There are plenty of people I know, but some I wouldn't ask a favour of for the world, and the others either wouldn't have any money or wouldn't lend it. I've been going over their names again and again and they all seem wrong."
"Isn't there the family lawyer?" Ben asked. "He wouldn't give you away, even if he wasn't too sympathetic. And it's part of his business to raise money."
"The family lawyer!" the girl exclaimed, almost angrily. "You don't suppose I should bother you if I could go to him? Oh, forgive me if I sounded sharp," she said. "But I'm all out. I never slept a wink last night. But of course I couldn't go to him--he and father are much too thick. And if father knew of this, I don't know what would happen. You see it happened once before. Not so badly, but badly enough."
"Ah!" said Ben. "And you gave a promise?"
"Yes," the girl admitted. "And I meant to keep it. But this time I swear I will. What I want you to do," she went on, "is to be so kind as to tell me how money is raised. Couldn't I borrow it?"
"I'm sure you could," said Ben. "But the rate of interest would be very high, and how about paying it back?"
"Yes," said the girl, ruefully. "That's just it. I thought of that."
"And you'd have to give some security," said Ben.
"Yes," said the girl. "I thought of that too. Everything's against me."
"What about selling some jewellery? Or better still," Ben asked, "that mesh bag?"
"It would be noticed at once," said the girl. "No, I've thought of all those obvious things. And if I were to pawn, I should still have to find the money to redeem. No, it was because I had come to the end of thinking that I came to you. If you can't help me I--well, I don't know what."
She looked utterly broken.
"Well, I must think about it," said Ben, at last. "Give me till to-morrow morning and come then. But, remember, as I said, this isn't my real work, and if I am useless you mustn't grumble. Some things are too difficult."
"How kind you are!" said the girl. "I oughtn't to have worried you about it. I can see that now. But I was in such a mess. Good-bye till to-morrow, and if you can't do anything, you can't, and I must---- Well, I don't know what I must do."
XVIII
Ben, left alone, thought, she tells me (to my great pride) first of me. But I was abroad and without an address. It was a matter, she felt, that must be discussed with a third person. And it was complicated by the girl having already given a promise.
By lunch-time she seemed no nearer any course of action, but on her way through the shop suddenly remembered Patrick's oracle.
"What was that way of getting guidance called?" she asked him. "When you told me not to bother about ever paying my rent?"
"Was it as definite as that?" he asked. "I'd forgotten." He laughed. "The 'Sortes Virgilianæ,'" he went on. "Every one his own diviner. If you're in a difficulty, try it again. Take any book at random and read where it opens."
Ben put out her hand and found that it had alighted upon "Coleridge's Poems."
"Now open it and glance quickly," said Patrick.
Opening it, Ben's eyes came instantly upon "The Ancient Mariner."
"Do I have to read the whole page?" she asked.
"No," said Patrick. "The title is enough. Isn't it helpful?"
"I don't see how," said Ben, and she left the shop.
"It's never failed yet," he called after her. "Either up or down, it's bound to work."
At intervals during the rest of the day Ben repeated the words "ancient mariner," "ancient mariner," "venerable salt," "antique navigator," "senile sailor." Nothing suggested anything. Perhaps, she thought, it means the sea. But what could the sea do for Miss Marquand? She couldn't--no, impossible--have meant to suggest committing suicide; and certainly she was not going to run away: that was not a solution to this kind of problem. Facing the music here.
Ancient mariner, ancient mariner.... Ben racked her brains to think of any elderly naval men that she might know. There was her father's friend, the Admiral, old Sir Albert Ross; but he was dead. Nor had he possessed a very sympathetic or understanding mind. The quarter-deck manner. "Damn it," he would have said, "you've got to take your punishment. People who play cards for stakes they can't afford get no pity from me." Well, the Admiral was dead, anyway.
Ancient mariner, ancient mariner. What was the next thing to a real mariner? Why, a longshoreman, a boatman on the river. And the next thing to the real sea? The Thames. Ought she to go down to the docks and see what happened there? But why the Thames? Why not a lake? There were boats on the Serpentine, close by, and this was a lovely evening and the attendants would certainly be there and one of them might be old. In fact they were sure to be old. And in conversation something useful might occur.
Ben was on her way to the Serpentine when she thought of the Round Pond, and in a second Coleridge's meaning flashed upon her. Of course. Why hadn't she thought of it at once? Uncle Paul. Uncle Paul was the only ancient mariner in her acquaintance: Uncle Paul with his toy boats, and, even more, Uncle Paul with his kind old heart and wise if simple old head. She would go to see him directly after dinner. Of course!
Uncle Paul, if he had known of Ben's approach, could not have been employed more suitably, both for her and for Coleridge, for he was rigging a ship. A three-masted schooner. And he looked quite old enough to be called ancient.
"Well, my dear," he said. "How nice of you to call!"
He moved away from the model and fetched the cigarettes.
"Please don't stop, Uncle Paul," said Ben. "I shall be much happier if you go on with your work. In fact, you must. And it isn't nice of me to call, really. Because I've come for advice. To bother you."
"Don't apologize for that," he said. "People like to be asked for advice. It's flattering."
Ben told him the whole story--without names--while his busy fingers were deftly binding spars and threading cordage through tiny blocks.
"And she struck you as being all right?" he asked at the end. "You felt the thing to be genuine? She really seemed to mean it when she said that this time it really was the end of her gambling?"
"Absolutely," said Ben.
"She must be helped," said Uncle Paul, and he went to his desk and wrote a cheque for two hundred pounds made out to his niece. "Give her this. But see that she pays it back to you, no matter in how small instalments, beginning with her next allowance. I'm afraid she must deny herself a lot of little luxuries; but that will be good for her. Yes," he said, "she ought to go without all kinds of things she's used to. But you'll talk to her like a mother and tell her so, of course."
"A mother!" Ben exclaimed. "Why, I'm not more than three years older."
"Age has nothing to do with it," said Uncle Paul.
"You are the sweetest thing," said Ben, as she folded the cheque and put it in her bag. And she hurried home.
"Well," said Patrick, putting his head in at Ben's door the next afternoon, "did it work?"
"To perfection," said Ben.
"It's a wonderful method," said Patrick.
"I prefer it to all others," said Ben. "And, by the way, I've got a new assistant. A Miss Marquand. We're getting on, you see."
XIX
Miss Marquand had only been working at "The Beck and Call" for a week or so when Toby, Ben's youngest brother, paid his sister a visit.
"How nice to see you," said Ben, "but I hope you haven't come, like all the others, to reproach me for opening the place."
"Not me," said Toby. "I'm all for it. I want you to be in business and make money, because then I can borrow from you."
"My dear," said Ben, "are you broke again?"
"Absolutely," said her brother. "But have they really been pitching into you?"
"All of them but Uncle Paul," said Ben. "Even Aunt Agatha, but of course she doesn't count."
"Alicia, I suppose, wanted you to join her in Hove?" Toby inquired.
"Yes," said Ben, with surprise. "But how could you know?"
"I guessed it," said Toby. "I'm not such a fool as I look."
"I didn't know you were so clever," said Ben. "Did you also guess that poor Bertrand is alive?"
"Alive? What on earth do you mean?" Toby asked.
"I don't mean anything on earth," said Ben. "That's just it. Alicia's taken to spiritualism and she communicates with him every day."
Toby whistled. "That's topping," he said. "They ought to know everything up there: I wonder if I could get her to ask him for a winner."
"My dear boy," said Ben, "are you betting again?"
"Only now and then," he said. "And I have such rotten luck. It would pay owners to make me an allowance to keep off their horses. But what I came about," he went on, "is what is called my future. I wish you'd talk to the governor about it. He's dead set on my going into Uncle Arthur's office when I come down; but that means all kinds of restrictions. And how am I to keep up my cricket? I want to play seriously for a few seasons; they've got me down for Middlesex. I can see now that I've been rather an ass not working harder. I might have got a job then as a Sports Master at some big school, but even a Sports Master, it seems, must know something. There's always a catch somewhere. So far as the winter goes, I'm not so hopeless, because you can get jobs now as Master of Ceremonies at the Swiss hotels--to arrange dancing and ice competitions. I know two or three men who do that and have a topping time."
It was at this moment that the door of Ben's room opened and Miss Marquand's head appeared round it.
What else may be the answer to the poet's question, "Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?" it is not Toby. For that had always been his only way, and it happened again at that moment.
"Good Heavens!" he exclaimed when the door had closed again. "Who's that?"
"That's one of my assistants," said Ben; "and you will oblige me by not taking her out to lunch more than you can help, because we're busy. Also, you can't afford it. Also, she may be already engaged."
"But she's beautiful," said Toby. "She's terrific. What's her name?"
"Her name is Viola Marquand," said Ben.
"Viola Marquand! Great Scott! Why, I know her brother. He's at New. She isn't engaged, or if she is, he doesn't know it."
"Why should he?" Ben asked. "_You_ don't know all that _I_ do."
"He's told me about her," said Toby. "He said I should fall for her and I have. Do ask her to come in again about something."
"Not unless you make a promise," said Ben.
"Well?" Toby asked.
"And keep it?" Ben said.
"Naturally," Toby replied. "If it isn't too difficult."
"Not to have another bet this year," said Ben.
"Oh, I say!" said Toby. "That's a bit thick."
"I mean it," said Ben.
Toby knitted his fresh and candid brows.
"I may go in for a Derby sweep or two?" he asked.
"Yes," said Ben. "I'll allow that. But no betting. Promise?"
Toby promised and Ben rang her bell twice.
The door opened again and Miss Marquand's piquant little face again appeared.
"Oh, Miss Marquand," said Ben, "please come in. This is my brother Toby, and if you have a minute will you let him see the morning paper. He is interested in racing and wants to look at to-day's runners."
"My hat!" Toby gasped. "Ben, you're the limit." But his eyes were on Miss Marquand, and if ever a second sight corroborated the judgment of the first, it was then.
The introductions being completed, Ben relented. "Never mind about the paper," she said. "I was only joking." Toby groaned.
"But," she went on, "what my brother really wants is to consult the 'Scholastic Register.' Will you let him see it?"
And the young people left together.
XX
Tommy Clinton arriving as usual from Madeira in May, paid an early visit to "The Beck and Call," dallying awhile at the book shop, to whose allurements had now been added a few water-colours; and for water-colours Tommy had ever had a weakness. Indeed, he played a little with a paint-box himself.
"What on earth made you start this kind of thing?" he asked Ben, when their first greetings were over.
"Why not?" she countered. "I couldn't be idle. It's rather fun too."
"I suppose you've got some kind of a lease?" Tommy asked. "You're bound to let the experiment run a certain time?"
"Of course," said Ben. "I shouldn't drop it unless I had to."
Tommy was silent. These hostages to fortune did not suit him in the least.
"Is the fellow downstairs your landlord?" he asked.
"I take this floor from the book shop, if that's what you mean," said Ben, smiling at Tommy's transparency. "Did you go in there?"
"I just looked round," he said. "I didn't speak to anyone. Conceited-looking chap, I thought, and singing too; something about O'Reilly. I can't stand shopkeepers who don't look like it, and sing. Shopkeepers should wear black, and rub their hands. This fellow's in tweeds with a blue collar."
"That's Mr. Harford," said Ben. "His partner, Mr. St. Quentin, would have pleased you more: he's only got one leg. They were at Oxford together and then in the War."
"You seem to know all about them," said Tommy, with some bitterness. "Are they married?"
"Oh, no," said Ben.
"Are they engaged?" Tommy pursued.
"If you mean, Are they engaged to me? No," said Ben.
"Neither of them?" he asked.
"Neither or both," she replied. "You seem to have missed your vocation," she added, laughing. "You ought to have been a cross-examiner. In fact, I believe you are--very cross."
"I'm frightfully sorry," said Tommy; "but it's awfully disappointing coming back and finding you locked up in an office. I was counting on seeing such a lot of you, and now you say you've only got Saturday afternoons."
"We must make the most of those," she said.
It was on their way back from a country walk that Tommy took Ben's hand and repeated his annual question.
"What about it?" he said.
"About what?" Ben asked, with an affectation of ignorance which was not really intended to deceive him.
"'You 'eard,'" he quoted.
She disengaged her hand and laughed her soft laugh.
"I can't think why you're so horrid to me," he said. "What's the matter with me?"
"Nothing, Tommy," she said. "I like you very much. I always have liked you. But I don't want to marry you."
"Don't you want to marry anyone?" he asked.
"No one that I've yet seen," she replied.
"Not either of those book-selling fellows?" he asked.
"Certainly not," she said.
"But you must marry," said Tommy, very earnestly. "Of course you must. It isn't right not to. What's the matter with me, anyway? We've always been good friends; I'm not too poor; I hope I've got something better than the kind of face that only a mother can love. I've got _two_ legs. Why are you so down on me?"
"My dear boy, I'm not," said Ben. "I have always liked you and I always shall like you, but marriage is so different. Please don't ask me any more, there's a dear, Tommy."
She had said "Certainly not" with some firmness to Tommy's question about her landlords; but was it true? She pondered on the matter that night as she lay awake. Was she so insensitive to them? Would she absolutely turn down a proposal from either? And if she had a preference for one, which was it? Mr. Harford, so quick and gay and handsome and clean cut and impulsive, or Mr. St. Quentin, so quiet and amusing and lonely and in need of care? But whosoever she married, if she married at all--and why should she, for her life was very full of interest; this "Beck and Call" affair was very absorbing and it had got to be made a success; and marriage seemed so often to be the end of girls; look at poor Enid Stuart, what a wreck of a life that used to be such a lark; look at poor Daisy Forsiter, all her jolliness gone since she married that selfish young Greg--time enough to think of marriage two or three years hence when she was tired of being so busy.
So her thoughts ran.
Poor Tommy! Whosoever she married, if she married at all, would have to have more variety than that, be more of a companion. If she married at all. Someone who did everything with an air, with a natural commanding address, like, well, Jack Harford was rather like that--"Good morning, O'Reilly, you are looking well"--someone who had humour and sagacity and was in need of mothering a little like--well, Pat St. Quentin was not unlike that--"My bonnie lies over the sea." But there were plenty of other men, too, if she really wanted one, and it was ridiculous to allow such a trifling business accident as renting an upper floor from two young men to make these two young men the inevitable two from which she had to choose a partner for life. What rubbish!
XXI
Ben chanced to be in the front office one morning when two children came in: a boy and a girl. They looked about twelve and ten.
"Well?" she asked.
"We came in," said the boy, "because we've got a domestic problem and we thought you would help. We saw the sign."
"Of course I will," said Ben. "If I can. Is it very difficult?"
"It is rather," said the little girl. "It's Dad's and Mum's birthday to-morrow and we don't know what to give them."
"But surely," said Ben, "they don't both have their birthday on the same day?"
"Yes, they do," said the boy. "It's extraordinary, but they do."
"I think it's perhaps why they married each other," said the little girl.
"It's the most amazing coincidence I ever heard of," said Ben. "Are you sure they're not pretending?"
"Quite sure," said the boy. "Dad and Mum never pretend. And I don't think anybody would pretend a thing like that, because it doesn't really do them any good. You see it--it puts such a strain on our pocket-money--Eva's and mine--to have their birthdays come both together like this."
"The worst thing of all," said Eva, "is to have a birthday on Christmas day. Every one knows that."
"When is your birthday?" Ben asked.
"On Christmas Day," said Eva.
"What a marvellous family!" exclaimed Ben. "And when is yours?" she asked the boy. "On February 29th, I suppose?"
"Yes," he said, "on February 29th. I only have a birthday once in four years. I mean a real one. Of course, as a matter of fact, people are very lenient."
"More and more remarkable!" exclaimed Ben. "I never heard anything like it. And are you the only children?"
"Yes," said Eva.
"Before I can help you," said Ben, "I must know how much money you've got."
"We've got five shillings each," said the boy. "But of course we can't spend all that on the present because we must give some to you. Mustn't we?"
"Why?" Ben asked.
"It says so on the signboard," said the boy. "'Terms moderate.' Terms mean we must pay, don't they?"
"Not in every case," said Ben. "Not in this case. Any advice I can give to you is free, because I'm so sorry about your birthdays. But I can't advise until I know everything, so you must tell me. First about your mother. Tell me all about her tastes. Is she fond of reading?"
"Yes," said Eva.
"New books or old?"
"New books," said Eva. "They come from the library. French books too."
"Is she fond of flowers?"
"Yes," said Eva, "she likes tulips."
"And has she any favourite colours?"
"A kind of purply pink," said Eva, after consideration.
"No," said Eric, firmly; "yellow. All the French books are yellow, and that proves it."
"Does she write a lot of letters?" Ben asked.
"Not many," Eva thought.
"Does she play and sing?"
"Oh, yes, she loves music," said Eva.
"And now for your father," said Ben. "Is he old?"
"Yes, very old," said Eva.
"How old?"
"Well, quite twenty-eight," said Eva.
"He's much older than that," said Eric; "he's going to be thirty-five; he said so this morning."
"And what is he fond of?" asked Ben. "Is he fond of golf?"
"He plays golf," said the boy, "but he's chiefly fond of fishing. He's always going off to fish at a place called Stockbridge."
"What is his favourite food?" Ben asked.
After a good deal of difference of opinion and some heat, it was decided that their father was most addicted to eggs, of which he ate two every morning boiled for four minutes.
"And do you want to join in these presents?" Ben asked, "and give each of them one that costs five shillings, or do you want to be independent?"
This led to more debate and more heat, and it was at last settled that they would rather not unite but would deal separately with their parents.
"Very well," said Ben, "this is what I suggest. That one of you should give your father a little old book on fishing which we will get downstairs, and the other should give him two very pretty china egg-cups. And one should give your mother a box of purple sealing-wax for her letters (which is a good kind of present because very likely she'll let you help with the sealing), and the other should give her a little bottle of the best lavender water. And I'm very glad you called to ask me. Where do you live?"
"Close by, in Eaton Square," said the boy. "We pass here every day and we've always wanted to come in, but we've never had a real domestic problem before."
"And what do you collect?" Ben asked. "Because every boy collects something, doesn't he?"
"Motor-cars," said Eric.
"Motor-cars!" Ben exclaimed.
"He doesn't mean the cars themselves," said Eva. "Really, Eric, you are so silly! What he means is, he writes down in a book the numbers of all the cars he sees and the names of the makers of all he knows. I wish he wouldn't," she added, sadly; "it makes our walks so dreary for me."
"It's the only thing that makes walks possible," said Eric.
They started to go out. At the door the boy stopped. "Are you sure we oughtn't to pay you something?" he asked.
"Quite," said Ben.
"I think you're a wonderful adviser," said Eva.
XXII
"You must pardon me for intruding without any real business reason," said the pretty woman, "but I want to apologize for my children worrying you the other day. About birthday presents."
"Oh, yes," said Ben. "They were yours, then?"
"Yes," said her visitor, "but they had no right to take up your time like that."
"I was delighted that they did," said Ben. "Children are very rare in this business. It's a very pleasant change after the usual run of clients. And I thought it very clever of them to think of coming to me at all. Very few children would be so original."
"My name is Hill-Owen, and we live just round the corner in Eaton Square," said the visitor. "And since I _am_ here, I wonder if you would give me advice as to my cook. She's young and very pretty, and she cooks very well, but she's terribly attractive to Guardsmen. I suppose good cooks are as difficult to find as ever?"
"More so," said Ben. "It's not part of my business. This isn't a registry office. But from the inquiries I get, I should say that the world's greatest need at this moment is cooks."
"Then you agree with my husband," said Mrs. Hill-Owen, "who says, 'Never mind about the Guardsmen so long as dinner is all right'?"
"I should take some precautions," said Ben. "I don't think Guardsmen ought to be there after ten, say."