A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 14
SCENE III.
_Enter the_ WIDOW _and_ MISTRESS PLEASANT, MASTER SAD, _and_ MASTER CONSTANT.
WID. By my troth, it was a good play.
PLEA. And I'm glad I'm come home, for I am e'en a-weary with this walking. For God's sake, whereabouts does the pleasure of walking lie? I swear I have often sought it till I was weary, and yet I ne'er could find it.
SAD. What do these halberds at your door?
[_A_ WATCH _at the_ WIDOW'S _door_.
WID. Halberds! Where?
SAD. There, at your lodging.
CON. Friend, what would those watchmen have?
WATCH. The house is shut up for the sickness[264] this afternoon.
PLEA. The sickness!
WATCH. Yes, forsooth; there's a coachman dead, full of the tokens.
SAD. Where's the officer?
WATCH. He is gone to seek the lady of the house and some other company that dined here yesterday, to bring her in, or carry her to the pest-house.
WID. Ha! What shall we do, niece?
SAD. If you please to command our lodging.
PLEA. It will be too much trouble.
WID. Let's go to Loveall's.
PLEA. Not I, by my faith: it is scarce for our credits to let her come to us.
WID. Why, is she naught?
CON. Faith, madam, her reputation is not good.
WID. But what shall we do, then?
CON. Dare you adventure to oblige us?
WID. Thank you, sir? we'll go to my nephew's at Covent Garden: he may shift among his acquaintance.
PLEA. It was well thought on; the Piazza is hard by, too.
WID. We'll borrow your coach thither, and we'll send it you back again straight.
CON. We'll wait upon you, madam.
WID. This accident troubles me. I am heartily sorry for the poor fellow.
PLEA. I am sorry too: but pray, aunt, let us not forget ourselves in our grief. I am not ambitious of a red cross upon the door.[265]
CON. Mistress Pleasant is in the right; for if you stay, the officers will put you in.
WID. We shall trouble you, sir, for your coach.
[_Exeunt omnes._