A Parody on Patience

Part 5

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CHICAGO & ALTON R.R.

THE PIONEER PALACE RECLINING CHAIR CAR ROUTE

THE PIONEER PALACE DINING CAR ROUTE.

The Pioneer Pullman Sleeping Car Route.

TWO TRAINS DAILY, SUNDAYS INCLUDED, Between CHICAGO and KANSAS CITY, and between ST. LOUIS and KANSAS CITY.

NIGHT EXPRESS DAILY, SUNDAYS INCLUDED. ☞DAY EXPRESS DAILY, Sundays excepted, between CHICAGO and ST. LOUIS.

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THE REMINGTON "STANDARD". (E. REMINGTON & SONS, MANUFACTURERS) ILION, N.Y.

TYPE WRITER.

Highest Award AMERICAN INSTITUTE.

Highest Award ATLANTA EXPOSITION.

20,000 IN USE By the leading Railroad Companies, Business Houses and Professional Men.

GOLD MEDAL PARIS EXPOSITION.

PERFECT WRITING MACHINE.

The Most Popular of Labor-Saving Instruments.

Writes three times as fast as best penman. Can be used at sight.

Every Machine Warranted. If Not Satisfactory, Money Refunded.

Simple and durable in construction, is quickly understood, and becomes an unfailing assistant. Its work is legible and beautiful, and is produced with great rapidity, and without the fatigue consequent upon the use of the pen. Send for Illustrated Descriptive Pamphlet containing full information.

WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, Sole Agents. PRINCIPAL OFFICE IN THE WEST: H. H. UNZ, Western Manager, 38 E. Madison St., Chicago.

Transcriber's Notes:

Silently corrected simple spelling, grammar, and typographical errors.

Retained anachronistic and non-standard spellings as printed.

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