Part 17

JACK AND JILL _Anthony C. Deane_ 309 Jack and Jill _Charles Battell Loomis_ 348 Jacob _Phœbe Cary_ 51 Jam-Pot, The _Rudyard Kipling_ 210 Jane Smith _Rudyard Kipling_ 54 John Thompson’s Daughter _Phœbe Cary_ 73

LADY JANE _A. T. Quiller-Couch_ 69 Last Cigar, The 76 Last Ride Together, The _J. K. Stephen_ 212 Laureate, The _William Aytoun_ 163 Laureate’s Log, A _Punch_ 178 Laureate’s Tourney, The _William Aytoun_ 105 Lay of Macaroni, The _Bayard Taylor_ 284 Lay of the Lovelorn, The _William Aytoun_ 165 Legend of Realism, The _Hilda Johnson_ 313 Lines Written (“By Request”) for a Dinner of the Omar Khayyam Club _Owen Seaman_ 10 Little Jack Horner _Anthony C. Deane_ 315 Little Miss Muffet 156 Lobster Quadrille, The _Lewis Carroll_ 114 Lost Ape, The _J. W. G. W._ 245 Lost Voice, The _A. H. S._ 244 Lost Word, The _C. H. Webb_ 246 Love and Science 153 Lovers, and a Reflection _Charles S. Calverley_ 259 Love Song, A _Dean Swift_ 331 Lucy Lake _Newton Mackintosh_ 57

MAID OF THE MEERSCHAUM, THE _Rudyard Kipling_ 275 Manlet, The _Lewis Carroll_ 272 Man’s Place in Nature 191 Marriage of Sir John Smith, The _Phœbe Cary_ 91 Mary and the Lamb _Frank D. Sherman_ 37 Maudle-in Ballad, A _Punch_ 300 Melton Mowbray Pork-Pie, A _Richard Le Gallienne_ 278 Modern Hiawatha, The 120 Modern Rubaiyat, The _Kate Masterson_ 7 Modern Versification on Ancient Themes _Elizabeth Cavazza_ 346 More Impressions _Oscuro Wildgoose_ 299 Musical Pitch, The 158 Mutton 113 My Foe 46

NEPHELIDIA _A. C. Swinburne_ 282 Nettle, The _Bayard Taylor_ 231 New Arrival, The _George W. Cable_ 72 Newest Thing in Christmas Carols, The 325 New Version, The _W. J. Lampton_ 138 Not a Sou had he Got _R. Harris Barham_ 89 Nursery Rhymes à la Mode 299 Nursery Song in Pidgin English 30

ODE, AN _Anthony C. Deane_ 237 Ode on a Jar of Pickles _Bayard Taylor_ 94 Ode to a London Fog 239 Of Friendship _Charles S. Calverley_ 185 Of Reading _Charles S. Calverley_ 186 Old Fashioned Fun _W. M. Thackeray_ 333 Old Man’s Cold and How He Got It, The 66 Old Song by New Singers, An _A. C. Wilkie_ 368 Omar for Ladies, An _Josephine D. Bacon_ 5 Only Seven _Henry S. Leigh_ 55 On Wordsworth 51 Oyster-Crabs _Carolyn Wells_ 41

POET AND THE WOODLOUSE, THE _A. C. Swinburne_ 224 Poets at a House-Party _Carolyn Wells_ 363 Poets at Tea, The _Barry Pain_ 359 Poker 18 Portrait, A _John Keats_ 15 Poster Girl, The _Carolyn Wells_ 257 President Garfield 240 Prodigals, The 292 Promissory Note, The _Bayard Taylor_ 143 Propinquity Needed _Charles B. Loomis_ 241 Psalm of Life, A _Phœbe Cary_ 127

QUAERITUR _Rudyard Kipling_ 277 Quite the Cheese _H. C. Waring_ 302

RECOGNITION, THE _William Sawyer_ 180 Rejected “National Hymns,” The _Robert H. Newell_ 352 Remember _Judy_ 263 Rigid Body Sings _J. C. Maxwell_ 48 Rout of Belgravia, The _Jon Duan_ 84

SAMUEL BROWN _Phœbe Cary_ 142 Sarah’s Halls _Judy_ 80 Self-Evident _J. R. Planché_ 104 _Shrimp-Gatherers, The_ _Bayard Taylor_ 261 Sir Eggnogg _Bayard Taylor_ 175 Some Day _F. P. Doveton_ 329 Song _Oliver Herford_ 27 Song _James Whitcomb Riley_ 22 Song of a Heart, A _Oliver Herford_ 33 Song of Renunciation, A _Owen Seaman_ 279 Song of the Sheet 98 “Songs Without Words” _Robert J. Burdette_ 327 Staccato to O Le Lupe, A _Bliss Carman_ 200 Striking _Charles S. Calverley_ 64

TALE OF LORD LOVELL, THE 326 Tea, The _Tom Hood, Jr._ 82 “The Day is Done” _Phœbe Cary_ 126 Theme with Variations, A _Barry Pain_ 356 “There’s a Bower of Bean-Vines” _Phœbe Cary_ 78 Three Blessings 41 Three Little Fishers _Frank H. Stauffer_ 229 Three Mice, The _Anthony C. Deane_ 304 Three Poets, The _Lilian Whiting_ 230 Thyroid Gland, The _R. M._ 93 Timbuctoo.—Part I. _W. M. Thackeray_ 183 To an Importunate Host 158 To Julia Under Lock and Key _Owen Seaman_ 27 Toothache 19 Topside Galah! 122 To the Stall-Holders at a Fancy Fair _W. S. Gilbert_ 21 Turtle Soup _Lewis Carroll_ 329 ’T was Ever Thus _Henry S. Leigh_ 81 ’T was Ever Thus 77

UP THE SPOUT _A. C. Swinburne_ 215

VILLAGE CHOIR, THE 159 Voice of the Lobster, The _Lewis Carroll_ 42 Vulture and the Husbandman, The _A. C Hilton_ 265

WAGGAWOCKY _Shirley Brooks_ 264 What Troubled Poe’s Raven _John Bennett_ 139 When Lovely Woman _Phœbe Cary_ 44 Whist-Player’s Soliloquy, The _Carolyn Wells_ 23 Willow-Tree, The _W. M. Thackeray_ 188

YE CLERKE OF YE WETHERE 14 Young Lochinvar 58 Yule-Tide Parody, A 103

INDEX OF AUTHORS

ALLEN, PHILIP F. The Horse and His Master 136

AYTOUN, WILLIAM The Laureate’s Tourney 105 The Biter Bit 161 The Laureate 163 The Lay of the Lovelorn 165

BACON, JOSEPHINE DASKAM An Omar for Ladies 5

BARHAM, R. HARRIS Not a Sou Had He Got 89

BEDE, CUTHBERT In Immemoriam 174

BENNETT, JOHN What Troubled Poe’s Raven 139

BOYNTON, H. W. The Golfer’s Rubaiyat 3

BROOKS, SHIRLEY A Dreary Song 20 Waggawocky 264

BUNNER, HENRY CUYLER Imitation 96 Behold the Deeds! 319 Home Sweet Home with Variations 334

BURDETTE, ROBERT J. “Songs Without Words” 327

CABLE, GEORGE WASHINGTON The New Arrival 72

CALVERLEY, CHARLES S. Striking 64 Disaster 79 In the Gloaming 116 Of Friendship 185 Of Reading 186 The Cock and the Bull 195 Ballad 253 Lovers, and a Reflection 259

CANNING, GEORGE The Elderly Gentleman 328

CARMAN, BLISS A Staccato to O Le Lupe 200

CARROLL, LEWIS The Voice of the Lobster 42 The Crocodile 43 Father William 67 The Bat 82 The Lobster Quadrille 114 Atalanta in Camden-Town 270 The Manlet 272 Turtle Soup 329

CARRYL, GUY WETMORE A Ballad 307

CARY, PHŒBE When Lovely Woman 44 Jacob 51 John Thompson’s Daughter 73 “There’s a Bower of Bean-Vines” 78 The Marriage of Sir John Smith 91 I Remember, I Remember 101 “The Day is Done” 126 A Psalm of Life 127 Samuel Brown 142

CAVAZZA, ELIZABETH Modern Versification on Ancient Themes 346

COLERIDGE, SAMUEL TAYLOR The House That Jack Built 31

COLLINS, MORTIMER If! 274

COOK, REV. JOSEPH Boston Nursery Rhymes 32

DEANE, ANTHONY C. An Ode 237 Bo-Peep 294 Imitation 296 The Three Mice 304 Jack and Jill 309 Little Jack Horner 315 The Cult of the Celtic 317

DOVETON, F. P. Some Day 329

DUAN, JON The Rout of Belgravia 84

FANSHAWE, CATHERINE M. Fragment in Imitation of Wordsworth 52

GILBERT, W. S. To the Stall-Holders at a Fancy Fair 21

HENLEY, W. E. Culture in the Slums 322

HERFORD, OLIVER Song 27 A Song of a Heart 33 Godiva 177

HILTON, A. C. The Heathen Pass-ee 286 The Vulture and the Husbandman 265

HOOD, TOM, JR. The Tea 82 The Cannibal Flea 145

HUNTLEY, STANLEY Annabel Lee 147

JOHNSON, HILDA The Legend of Realism 313

JONSON, BEN Answer to Master Wither’s Song, “Shall I, Wasting in Despair?” 25

JUDY Sarah’s Halls 80 The Bells 148 Imitation of Walt Whitman 221 Remember 263

KEATS, JOHN A Portrait 15

KING, BEN How Often 129 If I Should Die To-Night 331

KIPLING, RUDYARD Jane Smith 54 Commonplaces 97 The Flight of the Bucket 206 The Jam-Pot 210 Estunt the Griff 235 The Maid of the Meerschaum 275 Quaeritur 277

LAMPTON, W. J. The New Version 138

LE GALLIENNE, RICHARD A Melton Mowbray Pork-Pie 278

LEIGH, HENRY S. Only Seven 55 ’Twas Ever Thus 81

LOOMIS, CHARLES BATTELL Propinquity Needed 241 Jack and Jill 348

MACKINTOSH, NEWTON Lucy Lake 57

MASSON, TOM Desolation 130

MASTERSON, KATE The Modern Rubaiyat 7

MAXWELL, J. C. Rigid Body Sings 48

MAYHEW, HORACE Cockney Enigma on the Letter H 49

MINOR, TENNYSON The Bather’s Dirge 155

MOORE, AUGUSTUS M. A Ballade of Ballade-Mongers 322

NEWELL, ROBERT HENRY The Rejected “National Hymns” 352

PAIN, BARRY A Theme with Variations 356 The Poets at Tea 359

PARKE, WALTER Foam and Fangs 278

PLANCHÉ, J. R. Self-Evident 104

POPE, A. The Domicile of John 34

PUNCH The Aesthete to the Rose 40 The Birds and the Pheasant 131 The Goblin Goose 150 A Laureate’s Log 178 A Maudle-in Ballad 300

QUILLER-COUCH, A. T. Lady Jane 69 De Tea Fabula 289

RILEY, JAMES WHITCOMB Song 22

SAWYER, WILLIAM The Recognition 180

SEAMAN, OWEN Lines Written (“By Request”) for a Dinner of the Omar Khayyam Club 10 To Julia Under Lock and Key 27 At the Sign of the Cock 248 A Song of Renunciation 279

SHERMAN, FRANK DEMPSTER Mary and the Lamb 37

STAUFFER, FRANK H. Three Little Fishers 229

STEPHEN, J. K. A Grievance 85 Imitation of Robert Browning 210 The Last Ride Together 212 Imitation of Walt Whitman 224

SWIFT, DEAN A Love Song 331

SWINBURNE, ALGERNON CHARLES The Higher Pantheism in a Nutshell 180 Up the Spout 215 The Poet and the Woodlouse 224 Nephelidia 282

TAYLOR, BAYARD Ode on a Jar of Pickles 94 Gwendoline 118 Hiram Hover 133 The Promissory Note 143 Sir Eggnogg 175 By the Sea 203 Angelo Orders His Dinner 205 Camerados 220 The Nettle 231 Hadramaut 233 The Cantelope 243 Cimabuella 255 The Shrimp-Gatherers 261 The Lay of Macaroni 284

THACKERAY, W. M. Timbuctoo.—Part I 183 The Willow-Tree 188 Old Fashioned Fun 333

VAIL, CLARA WARREN Bed During Exams 298

WARING, H. C. Quite the Cheese 302

WEBB, C. H. The Lost Word 246

WELLS, CAROLYN The Baby’s Omar 12 The Whist-Player’s Soliloquy 23 Oyster-Crabs 41 The Poster Girl 257 The Poets at a House-Party 363

WHITING, LILIAN The Three Poets 230

WILDGOOSE, OSCURA More Impressions 299

WILKIE, A. C. An Old Song by New Singers 368

INDEX OF AUTHORS PARODIED

ALDRICH, THOMAS BAILEY 355 Austin, Alfred 237

BROWNING, MRS. 116 Browning, Robert 193, 360, 368 Bryant, William Cullen 354 Bunn, Alfred 103 Burns, Robert 45, 363 Byron 84

CAMPBELL, THOMAS 72 Carroll, Lewis 264 Chaucer 14, 365 Coleridge 61 Cornwall, Barry 83 Cowper 360 Crane, Stephen 366

DICKENS, CHARLES 191 Dobson, Austin 292, 339, 348, 368 Dooley, Mr. 367 Dryden 41

EMERSON 113, 354

FANSHAWE, CATHERINE 49 Field, Eugene 366

GILBERT, W. S. 239 Goldsmith, Oliver 44, 340

HARTE, BRET 286, 337 Heine 96 Hemans, Mrs. 93 Henley, W. E. 296 Herrick 27 Holmes, Dr. Oliver Wendell 353 Hood, Thomas 98 Horace 339 Houghton, Lord 153 Howitt, Mary 114

INGELOW, JEAN 259

JAMES, HENRY 365

KEATS 94 Khayyam, Omar 3, 364 Kingsley, Charles 229 Kipling, Rudyard 305, 364

LANG, ANDREW 294, 369 Longfellow, Henry W. 120, 352, 369

MACAULAY, LORD 105, 359 MacLeod, Fiona 317 Meredith, George 248 Moore, Thomas 76 Morris, William 235

NORTON, MRS. 136 Nursery Rhymes 29

OMAR KHAYYAM 3, 364